Fuck it. I'm the Pope.

[WilliamPitt]

Bless you.

Fuckwads.

:)

[HEyHEY]

1. I already called it an hour ago - you can be vice-pope

[WilliamPitt]

5. My ass. I call Pope.

You are but a pretender to My Holy Throne.

[HEyHEY]

8. I'm totally telling god about this

[WilliamPitt]

9. Too late

I am on amrchair-to-armchair relations with Dad. You're in dutch.

[Mojambo]

2. Can you get me one of those hats? n/t

[democracyindanger]

3. Prove it. What's your funny hat size?

[WilliamPitt]

4. Size MASSIVE

[yvr girl]

6. As Pope I don't think you can

It's not allowed.

[Zuni]

7. I have heard some crazy theories about you and the Vatican tonight

creepy :hide:

[WilliamPitt]

11. I don't doubt it

That white smoke? That was me breathing into the pipe.

[SPICYHOT]

92. hey pope should share that pipe with the duer's right?

so today i became catholic!O8) :hippie:

[GirlinContempt]

10. Friede sei diesem Hause

[WilliamPitt]

12. Gesundheit

[GirlinContempt]

13. Liebe und Dank für Ihren Segen

[WilliamPitt]

14. eep

[GirlinContempt]

17. Did I win?

;)

[WilliamPitt]

18. Pretty much, yeah

:)

[GirlinContempt]

23. sie sind als Konkurrent angemessen

:7

[WilliamPitt]

27. gaaaah

I'm part German, too.

[GirlinContempt]

30. Awwww

I'm not, well, I'm Austrian... But I collect languages.

Friede sei diesem Hause - Peace to this house (rough)
Liebe und Dank für Ihren Segen - Love and thanks for this benediction
sie sind als Konkurrent angemessen - you are worthy as an opponent

[WilliamPitt]

32. awwww

Now that's nice. I love getting compliments I can't possibly comprehend.

:toast:

[GirlinContempt]

35. Anytime, dollface

I live but to compliment you obscurely

[WilliamPitt]

37. ...and eloquently.

:hug:

[GirlinContempt]

40. I've never

known german to be called out for its eloquence, but if you say so, who am I to argue?
:blush: :hug:

[DesEtoiles]

15. "My pedophile priest oppposes Gay Marriage"

bumpersticker

[Lucky Luciano]

16. Pope Pitt?

I like it! Nice alliteration!

[elperromagico]

19. The Age of the Antipopes is upon us!

With so many Popes, how will Catholics know which Papal rulings to ignore?

[WilliamPitt]

21. Safe rule

Ignore all my rulings.

But dig my pointy hat!

[yvr girl]

20. Bless me Father, I have sinned

That's all I know, I'm not Catholic, but you can forgive all my sins, right?

[WilliamPitt]

22. Pater noster, qui est en chaelis

Sanctificado nomen tuum.

Yeah. You're impressed.

[yvr girl]

24. Impressed but confused

Here's my guess with no cheating

Father something, you are something
Sanctified something (You are forgiven?)

[WilliamPitt]

25. Our Father, who art in heaven

Hallowed be thy name.

More?

[yvr girl]

33. No I'm good

Not only have I never studied Latin, I've never even been to a Catholic service, not even a wedding.

I'm much better with a French, but I've had a lifetime of bilingual cereal boxes.

[WilliamPitt]

36. Latin is good stuff

I aced my English SATs thanks to several years of Latin. I remember getting the word 'agriculture' and getting it right because of the Latin word 'agricolae,' which means 'farmer.'

Yes. The Pope is a dork.

[yvr girl]

41. Are you such a city boy that you'd never heard the word

'agriculture' - I find that hard to believe.

As a Canadian, I didn't need to take SATs. (We did have Provincials though - gotta love exams worth 50% of your final grade.)

[WilliamPitt]

43. I was a kid

and yes, I lived in a city. Food came from the store.

[yvr girl]

47. You wrote the SATs when you were 8?

I bet your brain was littered with baseball stats.

[WilliamPitt]

49. ...and bad analogies

[yvr girl]

55. at least it wasn't bad similes

[GirlinContempt]

45. Didn't they drop the provincials standings?

At least, as far as your total grade went?

[yvr girl]

48. I think they might have

They were brand new when I took them. Lots of fun writing exams worth 50% when no one, including your teachers, know what they are going to be like.

[Celeborn Skywalker]

29. Our Father, who art in heaven, holy be thy name.

That's what it means in case you wanted to know.

Edit: Oops, Will beat me to it!

[SOteric]

26. Pfffft. Yer spellin' is a mite off, Father Pitt

Pater noster, Qui es in coelis,
sanctificetur nomen Tuum;
adveniat regnum Tuum;
fiat voluntas Tua,
sicut in coelo et in terra.

Panem nostrum quotidianum da nobis hodie;
et dimitte nobis debita nostra,
sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris;
et ne nos inducas in tentationem;
sed libera nos a malo.

[WilliamPitt]

28. da nobis hodie

was always my favorite part.

I'm the fuckin' Pope. I'll spell it as I please.

From now on, 'God' is spelled 'kjdef.'

'K?

:)

[SOteric]

31. Aaa'ight.

:-)

Any plans to change sacrimental wine to sacrimental tequila?

[WilliamPitt]

34. Through Him, with Him, in Him...

*gulp*

wherzz za salt?

*hic*

[SOteric]

38. Excellent.

Maybe you can replace that whole "good act of contrition" thing with swallowing the worm or something.

[WilliamPitt]

42. The Act of Contrition

will henceforth involve holding your friends hair back while they worship at the Altar of the Holy Bowl.

It's a sacrifice. It counts. If I were the Buddhist Pope, that shit would be karmic to the nth.

[SOteric]

46. Okay, but it should have the same weight as

saying an entire novena if thine friend yarketh upon thine shoe.

[WilliamPitt]

50. Let it be written. Let it be done.

If thy friend yarketh on thy shoe, thou shalt pass into Heaven better than the camel through the eye of the needle. Eth.

[Jeff in Cincinnati]

98. What if my camel yarketh on thy shoe

Me and the camel are...well...close.

[yvr girl]

39. This Catholic thing is looking more interesting

But then again, you've always had wine. So much better than grape juice.

[WilliamPitt]

44. Now it's the Holy Box 'o Wine

Unplug that sucker and let the blood of the martyrs rock your world.

[yvr girl]

52. You have martyr blood mixed in too

Catholics get all the fun...sometimes being a Protestant sucks.

I'm half Italian and Irish - I should be Catholic. Oh, well.

[WilliamPitt]

56. Damn. How'd you miss the boat?

[yvr girl]

61. I think the only Protestant Italian

found the rare Protestant Irish woman, they got married and became Nanna and Pop. Pop was from Rome. Go figure. :shrug:

[WilliamPitt]

65. Wow. Staggering odds.

Good to be original, tho.

I shalt let thee into my flock if thou wishest.

[yvr girl]

69. Sure, that would be cool. But tell me

Why is the men's clothing so flashy and the women's so drab. It seems wrong.

[WilliamPitt]

72. Because women are evil

and men rock. Eth.

[yvr girl]

78. I think it's because all the clergy are metrosexuals

and the nuns are just chicks who couldn't get dates so they married God.

[WilliamPitt]

80. Ever looked under a nun's cassock?

Eth.

[yvr girl]

83. It appears you have

That's wrong on so many levels.

[WilliamPitt]

84. Amen

Bedtime for the Pope.

[SPICYHOT]

96. and coz they want to look more beautifull too

u know woman don't need more than the pretty face:7 but they need the clothes:shrug:

[Hardrada]

59. One of you two is the real pope

And one the antipope. Next step: A church council to decide.. Someone must appoint a bunch of antibishops (me among them) and have a Council of Bermuda. All expenses paid by the antichurch.

[WilliamPitt]

62. Sweeteth!

Last one in the pool is a rotten eggeth.

[SOteric]

63. I think he may have already inducted matcom and DS1

into his college of cardinals.

[WilliamPitt]

67. College of Douchebags

is more like it. Eth.

[SOteric]

70. You only say that because they're deep into the sacrimental beer

and hearing confessions in the back room of a Motel 6.

[WilliamPitt]

73. 'Confessions'

Yeah, right.

Um.

Never mind.

[SOteric]

77. You're headed to the Motel 6 now, aren't you.

Tsk. I should never have put ideas in your head. Now I've got to find a drunken friend who's hair I can hold back.

[WilliamPitt]

79. Headed?

Just leaving.

Eth.

[yvr girl]

74. Matcom should NOT be a cardinal

But then Kleeb is proof of the 'special' relationship he was with Pope Pitt.

[WilliamPitt]

76. It was a Holy Birth

Kleeb might be Jesus II. Needs to be tested. Where are my nails?

[yvr girl]

81. You implied there was

contact before.

I think we should crucify Kleeb on the weekend just in case.

[WilliamPitt]

82. Consider it done

Had to happen to someone.

[yvr girl]

87. Will we get kicked out of the bar for that?

Or does that kind of thing happen in Boston all the time?

[WilliamPitt]

88. We'll put a Yankee hat on him

No one will care.

[yvr girl]

89. lol. Cruel town

Goodnight

[SOteric]

105. I was thinking he should be Cardinal Sin

That somehow seems appropriate.

[yvr girl]

106. You maybe onto something there

Gives me an idea...

[yvr girl]

71. Am I up for Pope?

If it's true, cool. But I must tell you I'm not up on the liturgies.

[WilliamPitt]

75. THERE IS ONLY ONE POPE

And the gig is taken. Eth.

[yvr girl]

85. We can off you like they did to John Paul I

Watch yourself.

I might settle for Anti-Pope though. What are the benefits?

[WilliamPitt]

86. Threads like this

and I can anoint you Cardinal of Bitchin' Shit.

Such is my power.

Bedtime.

[SPICYHOT]

93. Danm pope!

you are fuckin the pope? how was that?

shit now i'm confuse!

[Kurt Remarque]

51. habemus nazi

[WilliamPitt]

57. You are excommunicated

Such is my crazy state-sponsored authoritarian absolute power.

:)

[bridgit]

53. pope, willy...

forgive me for surely i have sinned

O8)

[WilliamPitt]

58. You are forgiven

Hail Mary, fulla grace, help me win this stock car race.

[bridgit]

66. lol

:rofl:

[xmas74]

54. Then what is the first thing that you will do as the new pope?

I just gave up my affiliation w/ the Church-convince me to come back.

[WilliamPitt]

60. I will anoint you

Bishop of All That Is Cool.

What thou sayst is cool shalt be cool.

What thou sayst is uncool shalt be comdemned to the nether levels of Hell, where dwelleth Vanilla Ice, Players Club jackets and New Coke.

Let it be written, and let it be done.

[xmas74]

64. I will consider your offer.

[WilliamPitt]

68. Splendid. Eth.

[tavalon]

90. And also bless you

Father Fuckwad.

I would seriously reconsider, for if you decide to be the pope, there will be no more nookie for you. Never..........:evilgrin:

[freebird1]

91. Isn't there something about a ring?

I'm not Catholic :shrug: but somewhere I think I remember hearing rumors about a ring. What's up with that?

[SPICYHOT]

97. oh that's the lord of the rings?

:shrug: it can be:silly:

[freebird1]

113. argh ~ confusion

:shrug:

[matcom]

94. cool

can you turn the Charles River into wine? that would be really cool

[sniffa]

95. so that expLains why

you grope me, inappropriateLy at the get togethers.

[curse10]

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[LynneSin]

100. It's days like these I'm grateful I'm a Quaker

:D

[DinahMoeHum]

101. Yep, and you're living proof about the necessity of the Reformation. . .

Tough shit that you lost a lot of religious market share then.


:evilgrin:

[DistressedAmerican]

102. The Department Is On To You Pitt!

You Are Being Watched...

Agent Benedict
Department Of Orthodoxy

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=3086033#3086085

[WilliamPitt]

103. Three minutes? ONLY three minutes?

I was sure I'd shaved five minutes at least off that sucker.

Eth.

[DistressedAmerican]

107. It Was Already At 5 Minutes To Midnight!

That's better than half the distance to "the goal"...

[the Princess]

104. Forgive me father for I have sinned...............

Um - well - I don't think I can list it all here.

Ah Fuck it.

[VelmaD]

108. Can I play with your big, pointy...

hat? ;)

I'm thinking that celibacy thing is right out.

[erichzann]

109. Can someone explain the concept of the Anti-Pope?

Hello ~

Please be not afraid of my noob status. I'm sticking my head out to say hello.

I was watching the history channel and I hear that there have been times in history where more than one pope was elected for some reason. And the other pope was called the "anti-pope." Sounded bizzare to me! Anyone have any more info on it?

Be kind to me! :P

[ElaineinIN]

110. Hi from a fellow newbie (relatively!)

:hi:

An antipope is someone who is claiming to be pope contrary to the existing pope. Happened alot back in the day when you didn't have the whole conclave system. Being pope was more which important family you were part of. The various Italian families would put up their own pope and they'd fight about it. The pope would be the pope, and the others would officially be referred to antipopes, I think. Doesn't happen so much now that the procedures for selecting a pope are pretty well set--although, the Old Catholics, who don't recognize Vatican II--broke off and now have a "pope" who I think is technically an antipope.

If you go to Wikipedia and look up Pope I think they actually have a list of the antipopes, including Antipope Joan, my personal favorite.

So, if you want to get technical about the whole thing, Mr. Pitt is actually an antipope.

[yvr girl]

111. Welcome to both of you

This thread is full of silliness, the Lounge is full of silliness. Take everything with a grain of salt.

:hi:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

112. Hey there,erichzann!

WELCOME TO DU! As yvr girl said, this is a fun place and to take everything with a grain of salt...Start posting, and soon we will all know and presumably, love you! I was new not too long ago, and now I call this place home...

WELCOME! :toast: :hi:

[Name removed]

114. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[RevCheesehead]

115. I am the Methodist Pope.

would you be interested in any "ecumenical relations?" O8)

[bloom]

116. well mr. pope

didn't anyone tell ya' that once you're pope you have to start being all nice to people and stop calling everybody "fuckwads".

who taught you how to be pope, anyway? huh?


gesundheit.


:)

[ScreamingMeemie]

117. Bite me. You only got the title because I'm a girl.

:P

[bloom]

118. In the virtual world

anyone can be Pope...


'cuz I say so. :)

---------------




What if everyone was the Pope? Maybe the world would be a better place. Seems like once someone is Pope - they become "better". Of course everyone has to think of everyone else as the Pope - oh yeah - that's kind of like Quakerism - that's why I like that group.... :)

[ScreamingMeemie]

120. Well then, Will Pitt is a big fat liar.

:hi: and he's going to hell.

[billyskank]

119. If you're the pope, fucking it is one thing you can't do.

Sorry about that. Kinda Tradition. :)

[NoPasaran]

121. Tell that to Alexander VI

With his own daughter yet. Those Borgias made the BFEE look like amatuers.