I'm mad at all of you.

[JimmyJazz]

I've had something between my teeth since lunchtime and not ONE of you bothered to tell me. x(

[Dave Reynolds]

1. Sorry.

Won't happen again.

[JimmyJazz]

7. oopsie

DON'T LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN!!!!

[Dave Reynolds]

11. I think you've got it

nothing left but that little piece of spinach that's been there for a coupla hours...

[RevolutionaryActs]

2. I'll cheer you up. This was originally posted in LBN.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=3134101&mesg_id=3134101

[JimmyJazz]

9. So you double dog dared yourself?

Sweet! :D <------ is it still there or did I get it all?

[RevolutionaryActs]

10. Sorta, sundog had little something to do with it.

Nope, it's gone. :P

[usedtobesick]

56. I thought my life was over

because anything I ever found funny or worth watching on TV or found to read is gone or stale, Monty Python, Douglas Adams, nothing was worth spending time getting to learn to like and then... I found DU. Real, live,(well mostly it would seem) funny people. Thank you for having a clue, except it would seem about personal appearence.

[MrScorpio]

3. I've got something that can get it out

C'Mere you

[JimmyJazz]

20. Why thank you, MrS...

That's a little oogie, but thank you :o

[Deja Q]

4. Then use a toothpick! Unless that's what you had stuck in there...

:rofl: :7

[Aristus]

5. I couldn't see it, sweetie.

Otherwise, I'd have taken you aside and let you know discreetly. I'd never do anything to embarrass you, you know. :-)

[JimmyJazz]

16. thanks, puddin'

I knew I could count on you to be discreet. And thank you for not doing anything to embarrass me. I seem to have raised self embarrassment to an art form without assistance. :hi:

[Aristus]

40. Well, art is art, and who am I to judge?

:-)

You'll always look good to me. B-)

[sundog]

6. well, I knew... I was just enjoying watching you make a fool of yourself

:evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

15. Well, I've been meaning to tell you....

your fly is open and your shirt tail is sticking out of the opening.

[sundog]

26. um that's not my shirt tail

:o

[Elidor]

8. You also have some toothpaste on your chin,

Your bra strap is showing, your socks are mismatched, and your pants are on backward. :7

[JimmyJazz]

12. Dayum - I really am having a hard day! Thanks for telling me!

And, thanks for not pointing out the monster zit on my nose. :P

[Az]

13. You can't pass up comedy like that

You should see some of the photos we got.

[JimmyJazz]

24. Whatever you have is peanuts compared to the pics

progmom has of me from Boston :P

[auntAgonist]

14. If you would have smiled at me ...

I would have been brutally, but lovingly honest.

btw ... you didn't get it all!


:)

[JimmyJazz]

18. Crud!

Do you have any dental floss?
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:7 <--------okay, how about now?

[auntAgonist]

35. much better !

*sparkling smile*

[John Q. Citizen]

17. Of course you have something between your teeth, silly!

[Cannikin]

19. oh, well, you also have some toilet paper stuck to your shoe

[JimmyJazz]

21. Things could be worse....

It could be sticking out the back of my pants.

[Cannikin]

22. And you tucked your dress in the back of your panty hose

[JimmyJazz]

23. HA HA HA - that's what I was going to post!

BTW - I saw an attorney walk into a courtroom with that little problem - that really is embarrassing.

[FuzzySlippers]

33. Oh God, I did that one time.

Fortunately, I discovered it a few seconds after I walked out of the restroom, but still:blush:.

[Parrcrow]

25. Sorry, I thought that it was just another tooth.

a really gross one though.:evilgrin:

[asthmaticeog]

27. Shit.

I just ate spinach and now this thread's making me all self-conscious.

[JimmyJazz]

31. Smile - and I'll check for you!

I have small kids, I'm accustomed to doing disgusting things :P

[asthmaticeog]

34. OK.

See anything?

[JimmyJazz]

37. No -

you have a stunningly beautiful smile, btw.

[asthmaticeog]

47. Why thank you!

My secret is Wrigley's and hockey.

[SOteric]

28. Is this a bad time to mention the toilet tissue stuck to your shoe?

:7

[JimmyJazz]

32. ha ha - I've already been told about it. I think it fell out of my bra!

:hi:

[texas1928]

29. By the way

You have something in your teeth. Man floss sometimes.

:P

[texas1928]

54. Must be really mad at me.

The only post on here without a response.

[matcom]

30. i have been TRYING to pull it out!!

oh nevermind :D

[DS1]

51. Looked to me like you were trying to push it out

:evilgrin:

[JohnKleeb]

36. JJ, I was at work

dont be mad at me.

[miss_kitty]

38. I tried, but I couldn't get your attention

Have some Swedish Fish:

[JimmyJazz]

41. Are you trying to kiss up to me by bringing me candy?

If you are, I must tell you that I really prefer chocolate -- with some spinach on top so I have something to nosh on later.

[miss_kitty]

48. Why yes I am

so here's some spinach and some chocolate

[ScreamingMeemie]

39. This morning when I posted to you that I was shocked...that's the reason.

JimmyJazz is always perfectly put together and then there was this? And BTW, you never told me my fly was down yesterday. :P

[JimmyJazz]

42. Well, your fly wasn't really open, but your slip was showing and

you had on baggy pantyhose. I wasn't going to say anything, but you brought it up first.

[ScreamingMeemie]

45. Oh yeah...well, I guess it's my duty to tell you this isn't the first time

you had something in your teeth. :shrug:

[FuzzySlippers]

43. Revenge for the time

you neglected to tell me I was wearing my Bullwinkle slippers in public.

[JimmyJazz]

49. I'm sorry. I had no idea these were the only slippers appropriate

for outdoor wear:



But, now that I know - I won't let you out of the house without them.

[FuzzySlippers]

50. Awwww.......cute!

FuzzyBunnySlippers. Me want!:D

[MrSandman]

44. Sorry, I just got here a few minutes ago...nt

[JimmyJazz]

52. On a serious note: Your signature line is really, really

awesome and the fact that I saw it TODAY of all days is pretty cool. I needed to read those words. Right here. Right now. Thank you. :)

[MrSandman]

53. Gotta tell myself every day...nt

[Abelman]

46. I assumed it was a tattoo

Aren't they tattooing teeth now?

[Beware the Beast Man]

55. I think the old "Spinach Tooth" is SO hot!

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! :bounce:

[Dukkha]

57. Why didn't someone tell me my ass was so big!

:o