New medical findings: Fellatio may decrease risk of breast cancer

[Kat45]

(AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

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This is great!

[demnan]

1. Haha!

and what man would have thought up that study?

[Racenut20]

2. Saw this on Imus a couple of days ago

It is a sham. Read the names of the "scientists". But they did get the news lady suckered to read it on the air before she caught on.

[liberalhistorian]

4. "Suckered?"

LOL, I guess that's a great way to put it! It's a real "blow", though, that it's just a joke!

[Kat45]

9. Of course it's a sham--but it's a riot!

And it looks legit enough that some folks will believe it!

[brainshrub]

10. Who cares? Your girlfriend doesn't need to know.

[Wickerman]

3. Wow, I was looking for the Onion byline...

'scuse me, I need to forward this...

[jono]

6. Click on the "Email This" link

I tried it, and it ends up looking quite legit when it shows up in your mailbox. :crazy:

[Wickerman]

13. Certainly want it to look official when the wife gets it

Hopefully she won't try any of the other links!

[wtmusic]

5. Been telling my wife for years

and to think...she refused to believe me!!

[brainshrub]

7. I wish I had been a test subject for this study.

Of course, with my luck, I would have been in the placebo group.

[bif]

8. Well blow me down!

I'll have to tell my wife about this.

[Braden]

11. Dr. BJ Sooner says it works, then it works.

[Gman]

12. Umm, Honey! I've been worried about you getting breast cancer, so...

I want you to read this, and, this is for therapeutic and preventive purposes... and we'll need to be doing this at least twice a week...

See, it says..."The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a wise decision."

And see, honey, everyone's doing it... "Only with regular performance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Inserta Shafteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."

[nottabubba]

15. some more info

The kid at NC St who did this had to pull it because of threatening letters from CNN.

However, the way I look at it, it was Good News From God, not only does it feel good but you can also save a life.

[Brewman_Jax]

14. I wonder if that'll work for this weekend?

:evilgrin:

[supernova]

16. Hehe

Glad to see the owners found someplace to host that, instead of the NC State servers. :crazy: :D