Bridgit, I'm calling you out!!!!

[progmom]

Thanks to your avatar, I seem to be unable to look at a picture of the Mona Lisa without thinking "boom boom".

:bounce:

[progmom]

1. a kick

:kick:

[Bok_Tukalo]

2. What does "calling you out" mean?

Are you challenging someone to an argument?

[progmom]

4. no

I'm just being silly. But...you wanna fight? :D

[Bok_Tukalo]

10. Not particularly

but I could go for some snappish dialog to mask a low key sexual tension if you like.

[progmom]

11. low key?

:cry:


:P

[Bok_Tukalo]

12. We could go straight to the outright ache induced hostility

<poe>

[progmom]

13. ya wanna?

;)

[Bok_Tukalo]

14. You know your incessent cheerfulness is like nails on a chalkboard

NO ONE is that up all the time. You are perpetrating such a transparent fraud that anyone on the right side of the Bell Curve can see that this is just a way to insinuate yourself into a digital "clique" that turns into some sort of giggly echo chamber snickering at their own adolescent cleverness; smugly patting each other on the back because of all the fawning proles clammering for your little bits of attention.

GOD! you are irritating.

[progmom]

15. oh baby!

tell me more! :P

[Bok_Tukalo]

17. And those glasses

So hip, so trendy, so "look at me, I can be a little naughty." Dammit! Show a little self respect. This obvious thirty something mommie missing all that boy attention is pathetic. Grow up! "I'm so full of mischief, don't you think?" Ack! It is such a self absorbed cry for text-affection from a suburban banality that it makes me vacillate from laughing and vomiting at its typical American female angst.

GOD! you drive me nuts.

[progmom]

18. well your whole

"I'm so clever, look at me sitting up here mocking all of you when really all I want to do is be included" routine is getting a little stale, you know what I mean?

Mmmmmmm baby.

[Bok_Tukalo]

22. Be included?

You wish. It might add a little depth and substance to that shallow, vacuous girls-scout-cookie klatsch tittering their little bits of fluff all over my screen but I'm afraid I'm going to have to take a pass. The danger of someone whose opinion I value seeing me debase myself so much is just too great to risk.

[FuzzySlippers]

3. Why would you want to look at the Mona Lisa

when there are so many Thomas Kinkade's to look at?:shrug:

[progmom]

5. you're so right

but i walk past a cubicle all the time with a pic of the mona lisa posted. i think of bridgit about 10 times a day now.

[Longgrain]

6. Wouldn't you rather look at a Longgrain original

as in my avatar? :7

[progmom]

7. are you offering me some art?

i'll pm you my address! :D

[Longgrain]

8. Of course but

there's a $2000 delivery fee.

[progmom]

9. dammit

there's always a catch

[tammywammy]

16. I overheard this exchange at work one day

Keep in mind it's a car dealership
Salesperson "Well, my manager's never done this before..."
Customer "what"
SP "It's free (pregnant pause) but the taxes are pretty steep."
Customer Laughing

Apparently outside the salesperson asked something along the lines of at what price will you take it tonight and they customer answered with free.

[progmom]

21. I've been given that line before

:bounce:

[bridgit]

19. hey there, progmom...

sorry to get in so late, we've been corporate whores working ot all day :banghead: :hi: :party: :toast: :loveya: but then its all like,

"mona 'boom boom' lisa, hon?"

as i mentioned in a thread a week or so ago regarding my bubble dancer sig line...the following link aaiiiinnn't gon'na help one iota:

http://www.boomboomblues.com/home.html

keep your sunny side up! up!

[progmom]

20. hey

:hi: