Some idiot sports-bar republican fuck gave me shit about having a cat

[DS1]

last night. He could be a democrat, but for now, he's a scumbag republican.

I was out with friends after our the reception of our design exhibit, at a bar, a shitty college bar apparently, and this old bastard started talking to me about campus life. I told him that I didn't live on campus, but I instead rent a house just down the road of the campus, with all the benefits that gives me. Like drinking beer, which I never do, cooking my own food, having a space to myself, living with my cat..

He interrupted me, asked me if I was gay. I asked him politely what the hell he was talking about. He suggested that being male, and having a cat meant I was gay. I offered to kick his ass, he declined. What an asshole. Then my cat caught wind of it, and slashed his tires and shit in his boots while he slept.

[GOPisEvil]

1. Aren't ignorant fuckwits fun?

You offered to kick his ass? Nice :)

[DS1]

7. Yea, I was rather democratic about it, I could have gone republican

and pre-emptively kicked his ass just because he looked like an asshole, but then I'd have really landed myself in a world of shit.

Funny how that works, no?

[Rob H.]

57. Too funny!

"I could have gone republican and pre-emptively kicked his ass."

:rofl:


And here I've been gay my whole life without knowing it! (My family's had cats for as long as I can remember and I love 'em to bits.)

[Kathy in Cambridge]

2. You're cat really does look like he could kick some ass

he's a handsome fella though.

[Hobarticus]

3. Maybe it was a come-on...

Should've asked him if it was.

[NoSheep]

18. HA!

:rofl: :spray:

[kick-ass-bob]

4. One of my friends who is gay

hates cats and has the meanest damned dog I've ever seen. It's a bigger dog (I forget what kind) and doesn't like anyone except his family members.

That is the dumbest fucking stereotype I've ever heard.
(Well, no it's not, but it's still pretty dumb)

[BR_Parkway]

11. I have to get a cat now? The dog's gonna love that one..where did

I put my copy of that damn agenda anyhow....

[kick-ass-bob]

20. I'm so confused... I have 2 cats

and one dog.

Please help me :cry:

[BR_Parkway]

24. Officially, I think it's supposed to be 1 man and 1 turtle, but I haven't

been paying attention lately, it may have slipped down that slope some more in the past few weeks.

[LibertyLover]

31. But, but

Didn't Santorium say it was man on dog? I've got five dogs and I'm straight (but not narrow). Where do I go to get a waiver?

[BR_Parkway]

60. I guess it's true then, first one dog, then another, then another - why

are you trying to destroy the sanctity of dog ownership?

[Zuni]

38. I know this gay dude, who is like, really gay

and he has little fluffy, yappy dogs---doesn't like cats

[RandomKoolzip]

5. Wow, I must be a big ol' fag then.

My wife will be SO suprised to find THAT out!

[DS1]

15. ACTING!

[matcom]

6. well are you?

just askin'

[DS1]

8. I have to ask...

Are you insulted when people suggest those pictures of me that you post are somehow edited? Because I sure am. Those are real. I paid a lot of money for those outfits, godfuckingdammit.

[matcom]

12. yes. i DO get insulted!!

you paid good money for the outfits and i paid DAMNED good money for my Polaroid Instomatic to take the pics!!

*sigh* but its all worth it after one of our "photo sessions" (you know, when we have "thank you" time!)

[DS1]

13. and cuddles

:*

[nickinSTL]

9. I hate that kind of crap

I'm a straight guy, and I think cats are GREAT.

You have to have some real issues if your manhood is threatened by a guy owning a cat :eyes:

[Webster Green]

21. No shit!... I love all 5 of my poodies!

It must be wierd to go through life fretting about who might be gay.

[stevedeshazer]

10. ROFL - " idiot sports-bar republican fuck"

:rofl:

I know that guy from somewhere...

[demnan]

14. I wouldn't mess with that cat if I were him

he looks mean! ha-ha!

[flvegan]

16. Bet he'd keep his f'ing mouth shut around this dude:

Bill Goldberg, cat lover.

[LiberallyInclined]

35. i dunno...

he looks pretty gay to me. :evilgrin:

[flvegan]

43. Aha, but in the OP's scenario

I picture Mr. Goldberg rising and asking repuke assjacker what the f* was wrong with being a fag, then putting his lights out faster than a Florida hurricane.

[LiberallyInclined]

49. and i picture...

the repuke assjacker ejaculating in his pants at the prospect...they are a twisted lot.

[Dukkha]

39. I remember that pic from Cat Fancy

This reminds me of a "King of the Hill" episode when Peggy suggested to Hank he get a small toy dog, to which he replied "Why don't I just get a sex change and get a cat?"

Some people are so deep in the closet they're finding Christmas prresents.

[flvegan]

44. I'm soooo stealing that last statement to use later.

[Mutley]

17. I've had this discussion with a Repuke friend of mine

He was saying another friend of ours was gay 'cause he got two kittens and they sleep in the bed with him. I told him to fuck off.

[TreasonousBastard]

19. Old guy talking to you about campus life?

Sounds like a line, to me. The guyu was justrying to pick you up, you cute little thing, you.

Instead of offering to kick his ass, offer to let him blow you for $20.

Then kick his ass.

(and start a pool on how many alerts in the next 5 minutes) :evilgrin:

[barackmyworld]

41. I love that tiger pic

excellent.

[TreasonousBastard]

47. Feel free to use it...

or, better yet, something like it.

I just imagegoogled "tiger" and got a bunch of good ones, so there are likely to be somebody else's copyright issues. This one might be an AP photo, so I don't think using it for anything for sale would be a good idea.

[BiggJawn]

22. That cat does NOT appear to be in the Shit Business

Doesn't give a shit, won't take any shit, not in the shit business...

OMFG..."A cat? are you Gay?" Yeah, you should have asked him if he was hittin' on you...

[MadHound]

23. Geez, my wife is going to be soooo suprised

When I tell her that I must, absolutely, positively be gay. After all, I have not just one, but three cats:eyes: I've even got one cat who could probably kick any dog's ass(and he has had great practice doing so).

You just gotta wonder where these fuckwits come from sometime, and how their thought processes work.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

25. That's a pretty butch looking cat for a gay guy

:evilgrin:

[Skittles]

26. that cat is looking at us with disapproval

yes INDEED! Beautiful cat!

[Brewman_Jax]

27. That's a great cat pic

you should sent that to mycathatesyou.com. Caption: I ate the last fool who bothered me. Wanna be dessert? :9

That dumbass was obviously a rethuglican. They're so insecure, being persecuted by activist cat-loving judges and cat owners that they're worried about their masculinity.

:rofl:

[BlueJazz]

28. Man Oh Man..I'm also in deep shit..

..I mean, I actually have 2 Bunnies as Pets.
I guess I better get down to Best Buy and purchase some Judy Garland Cd's...

Now if I can just find my car keys and Purse......Darling..

[RubyDuby in GA]

29. This handsome guy belongs to my boyfriend

Whom I can vouch for as not being gay, not that there's anything wrong with that :)

I give you Ted:


I think it's hilarious that stupid people can't fathom that men can own cats. Morans!

[short bus president]

30. Wait... yer not gay?!?

Dammit, now my homoerotic fantasies about you are DOUBLY unlikely to ever be realized! :mad:

;-)

[matcom]

32. he is. don't worry

:D

[KamaAina]

33. What is it about repukes and cats, anyway?

Bill Frist, the newly anointed leader of the religious reich, wantonly slaughtered them -- after pretending he wanted to adopt them as pets! -- in order to hone his surgical technique.

John Asscroft, anointed with Crisco, is said to believe that calicos are creatures of the devil. (Snopes has this marked "false" when the evidence really points toward "inconclusive". Hmmm...)

And then there's Hitler, who wasn't a registered repuke, but was afraid of cats...

Must all living beings, two- or four-legged, come when fascists call?

[DS1]

34. and FOR THE RECORD..

I LIKE CINNAMON IN MY COFFEE TOO!

/does his little pixie dance towards his liberal brainwashing class

[matcom]

36. your a little cinnamon-girl!

[DS1]

52. No, I'm YOUR Cinnamon girl, baby

*kisses*

[Magrittes Pipe]

37. So, when we finally drink you Bostonians under the table...

...it'll have to be with wine coolers? :shrug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

40. Fool! Don't you know? Real men ONLY have dogs!

:eyes:

[kick-ass-bob]

42. I'm so confused...

:cry:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=3139871&mesg_id=3139979&page=

[RevolutionaryActs]

46. You have more cats then dogs, yup.. you're gay.

:P

[Left Is Write]

45. Cat owner = gay. Okay. Got it. I'll write that down in the rule book.

People are idiots.

[Redstone]

48. Did you ask him: "What, you don't like pussies?"

Redstone

[SOteric]

50. Heh. Minou would bury what was left of that dude's shredded person

in his litter box after he'd tired of toying with him.

[Dastard Stepchild]

51. You should hear the vitriolic blather...

my husband gets for being a vegan. And I have had women acquaintainces ask me if he can really satisfy me. :eyes:

[tigereye]

54. well

after all, it ain't the meat, it's the motion. ( sorry) :)

[sparky_in_ma]

53. OMG

My cat never told me I had to play for the other team when I got her!:rofl: I'll have to turn her loose and get a dog. She'll probably end up pooping in Matcom's yard.:evilgrin:

[geniph]

55. The proper response to the question "Are you gay?"

is "Why, do you want to blow me?"

Stupidest fucking stereotype on the books, people. I know plenty of big hairy manly-men - not the overcompensating types, either - who love cats and kittens, plenty of total queens who love dogs and loathe cats, and everything in between. Newsflash to the dumbfuck: one's choice of pet is not an infallible indicator of one's position on the Kinsey scale.

[redqueen]

56. What, you thought macho culture was dead?

Puh leeze. It's very very much alive. You as a guy should know this.

[Arugula Latte]

58. I find that most men who hate cats

are dumbshit Republican neanderthal assholes. There. That's my stereotype.

Seriously, though, there is a correlation between macho/stupid/Repub/rightwing males and cat hating. They are threatened by an animal that doesn't slobber all over them and get prostrate at their feet and demonstrate obsequiousness at every possible moment like many dogs.

I find that men who like cats are generally more intelligent, cool, and secure with themselves than men who do not.

[El Fuego]

61. I think men who hate cats...

Hate women. Studies have shown that almost all serial killers are cat-haters.

And there's other men I've known who say they hate cats because they think it's macho, but once they get to know a cat, they love cats.

[miss_kitty]

59. Damn

yours is one kitty i would not be dissing. Wait-I don't diss cats. Well if I were a cat disser, I would not diss yours.

I might have told him "Thanks for your interest, it's flattering and all, but I don't find you that attractive."

What a fucker

[UdoKier]

62. Yet another way I "fit the profile"

Society does so much bullshit to people's minds about gender roles. Because I used to keep a cat, hated sports, liked dance music, I had to be gay?

I also wear slob clothes, couldn't care less about my hairstyle or using skin care products, and I also like heavy metal music. So I have to be straight?

BULLSHIT. I am bisexual, in a committed, monogamous relationship with a woman, and NONE of those stereotypical attributes has ANYTHING to do with sexual orientation.

It's sad that anyone should have to be in the closet about their sexuality, but do they have to be closeted about their house pets or favorite music, too?


Maybe you should have said "So the fact that I like pussy makes me gay, huh? You look like a pussy and I'm starting to like you. C'mon sailor, let's go to my place."

[TK421]

63. If this happens again, this is what you should do.....

Instead of getting angry about it, don't let on that the comment bothered you, instead, buy the guy a beer ( be patient with me ) Talk to him for a bit and then excuse yourself. Go to the restroom ( into the stall, preferably ) wipe your ass with your hand ( be sure to get in there real good till its sweaty ). Return to the offender and tell him that you have to leave, and it was nice talking to him. Extend your stinky hand in friendship ( you know, like you really mean it ) and wish him the best of luck in his endeavours. Hopefully the asshole orders something to eat from the bar afterwards. I just love revenge:evilgrin:

[WindRavenX]

64. What the fuck is wrong with people?

You're male. You have a cat.
Therefore, you are gay.

The logic here makes my head hurt x(

[paula777]

65. Males who own cats are chick magnets ... this guy doesn't know what he's

talking about.

[Kathy in Cambridge]

66. Absolutely. My sisters BF has a cat and a dog.

he's got his bases covered.

[BurtWorm]

67. Your cat looks like a mean motherfucker.

You could still be gay, though.

[kedrys]

68. Sooooo, since we're back to a 6-cat family after picking up Neutrino...

The s.o. and I are 20% more gay than we were before we took her in?

I'm full-blown gonzo confused. I thought I was in a happily settled hetero relationship. :P

[StaggerLee]

69. That is one badass feline DS1

If ignorance is bliss then the guy you ran into is one happy motherf**er.