Covering Junior's speech tonight on CNN: Paula Zahn & Leslie the Wolf!

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

Will they fight over themselves to determine WHO will be the FIRST to WORSHIP THE SACRED GROUND of Lord Emperor Bunnypants, God's CHOSEN instrument of war and planetary rule?

IN THIS CORNER, the widely despised Karl Rove shill Paula Zahn:



And while Leslie Blitzer's nickname may initially make him SEEM more "butch," that vanishes in the blink of an eye once he starts his blatant, fawning hero worship of The Pope of America, George W. Bush:



Join Paula, Leslie and G.W. TONIGHT, as they try valiantly to snuff out the last flickering ember of the so-called "liberal media."