My Osama Bin Laden limerick

[Valerie5555]

There once was a SOB called Osama who was the sole passenger of a plane who crashed in the Yemeni mountains of Moqbana, over his fate no one got upset, no one did fret, and thus was the end of Osama.

[Midnight Rambler]

1. Here's mine

There once was a man named Bin Laden
Who blew up some buildings in Manhattan
Over this Bush shucked and jived
Screaming, "Dead or alive!"
But he escaped Tora Bora, forgotten

[marzipanni]

2. a BanaL demi sOn?

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