My boyfriend passed out after 3 drinks! Ask me anything.

[noshenanigans]

Geez. That's just sad.

[Catch22Dem]

1. Why's your boyfriend a lightweight?

:evilgrin:

[lenidog]

5. He is into the flyweight or bantam weight division with only three drinks

[noshenanigans]

9. It was wine, even.

Three glasses of wine. He took two shots of tequila once and just about passed out right then and there. *Sigh*

It's one of the cruel jokes of the world that the more drinks a girl has the more.. uuuh.. y'know, she gets, while it's the opposite for a guy.

[lenidog]

19. Damn I drink beers with more alchohol than that in them

My hard liquor of choice was Bacardi 151 and I could do double shots of that all night. If you fed me gin and tonics with Bombay Saphire gin in it I could go all day and night.

[noshenanigans]

21. Man, I miss that.

That's the way all my friends are. Now I live with this guy and he gets tuckered out after 3 drinks and I'm just left here by myself. But we have a lease! Uuughhh.. stupid attempts at adult relationships.

[lenidog]

23. Sooner or later the partying does get rather lame

and you start wanting adult relationships. I spent 8 years in the army and by the time I got to college after I left I could not go anywhere near a college or frat party without thoughts of killing some annoying college kid.

[warrens]

26. damn, I had five beers at the British Sea Power concert tonight

and am now on my second vodka/lemonade. Gotta sleep, though, but man, what a lightweight.

[HEyHEY]

2. Want a new boyfriend?

Hubba hubba

[lenidog]

3. Sorry.That is below sad that almost pathetic

Do you know of any extenuating circumstances that may help him save face?;)

[noshenanigans]

8. I got nothing.

He's a dork, and I was always a party girl, but I'm all trying to get past my partying ways, or something. It's not working well, though, because... eeeeh, he's boring. I miss that "going to parties and wondering who might show up that I might want to go home with" thing.

[lenidog]

14. Its official that is pathetic

Even a friend of mine who was literally a lightweight (If he was a 120lbs soaking wet he was lucky) could drink more than that. In my heavy drinking days I wouldn't even consider three drinks my warm up.

[noshenanigans]

18. thank you!

I did 21 shots on my 21st birthday, and Im a girl! I can't find his vices, and that really gets me. He doesn't drink, he doesn't do drugs.. he's just the kind of guy my parents would love. So why am I with him?

[lenidog]

22. Highly suspicous that he has no vices

I mean every one has some kinda vice.





Now when I had my 21st it kinda was no big deal because I was stationed over in Germany at the time and had been drinking since I got there. Though I did spend a wonderful evening with a couple of of my friends at an outdoor cafe in Prague killing off several bottles of absinthe and chatting up the Czech girls. Now that was fun.

[noshenanigans]

24. absinthe?

I would love to try that, but I get all confused with how legal it is to import. Was it as enjoyable as the Czech girls?

[lenidog]

25. Well in the Czech Republic its legal to make and import the stuff

So its the REAL absinthe not the faux stuff they are allowed to import over here. Well the girls were pretty fun so I would rank it second but it did truly add to the entire experience

[Omphaloskepsis]

30. Why?

If you need to ask you should know the answer.

I doubt he wants you. He might think he can change you. Stop wasting your time. And his..

[tinrobot]

4. Will you decorate him for us?

...and take a picture!

[Kire]

10. but that would be a shenanigan

she'd have to change her name, then

[evlbstrd]

6. Time for an upgrade!

How about Boyfriend 2.0?

[sasquatch]

7. I'm the opposite of your boyfriend

I can drink all day and not pass out.

[lenidog]

11. I used to be just like that now I would classify myself a middleweight

Just because somewhere along the line I stopped drinking. Not that I abused it or got into trouble over it. I just seemed to lose interest and now I occasionally drink and that is mostly a couple beers here or there or a tumbler of whisky.

[Radical Activist]

12. Did you feel him up after he passed out?

[noshenanigans]

13. No. Should I?

Eeeeeeeh. He doesn't *do* it for me, if that makes sense. So no, I'm not groping him. Wow, I think I just found a big crack in our relationship. :)

[evlbstrd]

17. Keep looking, Sweetie.

[lenidog]

16. What is the fun in that if he is passed out

luckily for me I have never passed out in my life. :D

[Droopy]

15. Was he drinking double shots of Everclear?

[madrchsod]

20. that`s about as much as i can drink

was he drinking 151 rum and coke? three of them and i`m gone.....

[Guaranteed]

27. Yeah, he's a wuss. Oughta trade him in for what you can get, and

get something better. That's no good. That's what's typically happens before something in the powertrain gives out. :)

[arcos]

28. From what I've read in this thread...

You should dump him... you definitely shouldn't be together :P

[HeeBGBz]

29. So life reflects your screen name?

Did you graffiti his face?