Saturday night, the bar is open

[Parche]

I am not as think as you drunk I am

[Droopy]

1. I'm not as think as you drunk I am either

Gimme a Miller Lite.

[Parche]

2. liller mite

The Heineken is flowing.....................

[Droopy]

3. Wait a second

If you are not as think as I drunk you are how come you can't spell Miller Lite but can spell Heineken?

[Parche]

6. heineken

It doesnt matter how beveraged i am, i can always spell Heineken!!!

Poor another bartender

[JimmyJazz]

4. I hear the world spins and I'm waiting for my house to come by.

[Fuzz]

5. You tarkin to me?

Um, extra, extra dry tanqueray 10 martini, very, very, VERY cold, in a frosted glass with 3 olives.

Oh, and pass the nuts and that ash tray too, will ya?

Thanks.

[Parche]

7. nuts

They are passing as we speak

[Dr.Phool]

10. Would you like some of my olives?

I have 3 varieties. Habanero stuffed. Bleu Cheese stuffed. And Anchovy stuffed.

[Parche]

11. olives

how big are your olives????

enquiring minds want to know!!!

[Fuzz]

12. 2 blue cheese, and one habanero please

:)

[tedoll78]

8. Barkeep!

I think I'll have a hot load of mescaline crumbled into a tumbler of ether with a float of Percocet jimmies..

:rofl:

I wonder what'll happen when I wake-up..?

[Dr.Phool]

9. I'm wearing a shirt right now

That sez, and I shit you not, "Take me Drunk, I'm home". And I'm also drinking a lot of Stoli on the rocks!

[Parche]

13. shirt

Is that all you are wearing????