Which is more pitiful?
kick-ass-bob
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Mon May-23-05 02:34 PM
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Poll question: Which is more pitiful? |
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Edited on Mon May-23-05 02:36 PM by kick-ass-bob
I have seen it all. Someone has put a sign on the mens room mirror that says "To Whom it may concern:
Please do not urinate on the toilet seats.
Thank you"
Which is worse?
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Mon May-23-05 02:35 PM
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1. use your foot to lift the seat, don't piss on it |
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Mon May-23-05 02:38 PM
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5. another amazing biological fact |
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men are capable of peeing from a sitting position. Maybe they do not want to, because they know where that seat has been.
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Mon May-23-05 02:35 PM
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2. You've never been in the ladies room, have you? |
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"If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat". This I have seen since I was able to read...
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kick-ass-bob
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Mon May-23-05 02:36 PM
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THAT is quite interesting.
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Mon May-23-05 02:36 PM
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You don't throw your butts in our urinals and we won't piss in your ashtrays.
Thank you, The Management
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Shell Beau
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Mon May-23-05 02:43 PM
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6. Well both are pitiful. |
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It's pitiful that someone had to make a sign to tell people the obvious.
It's also pitiful that men can't aim better. Come on guys!:shrug:
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Mon May-23-05 02:54 PM
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7. How come guys can throw a baseball or play darts with such |
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accuracy but lose all aiming ability when it comes to the bathroom?
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Mon May-23-05 02:55 PM
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8. How come the penis is such a precise instrument with regard to some skills |
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Mon May-23-05 02:57 PM
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9. I wonder if the frequency of "misses" will go up. |
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Note - I don't recall ever seeing a problem in the bathroom with "wet seats"
:shrug:
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