American Dad! fanfic: Fun in Venesula (paragraph)

[AmericanErrorist]

featuring MTV's Daria. Don't worry about who she is. She could be Anna Quindlen of Newsweek for this fic. To the Paperpushers where Daria is discussed, at http://www.thepaperpusher.com

Suppose that Daria grows up and gets a job at say, The Nation.

Suppose also that Daria gets access to CIA Agent Stan Smith (TM Seth Mcfarlane and FOX) for an article.

"Daria, I just got the word from Langley. I'm going to dethrone Hugo Chavez in Venesula. How? I'll figure that out (God, this will be hard, Stan thinks). If I win, I'll let him run Citgo under an assumed indentity. If I lose, can't win them all..."

"Daria, If you promise not to publish a word of this, I can take you too, as a journalist. Deal?"

Hmm... Daria thinks. If I break my word, I'll have a great story, and stuff the world would need to know at the end. But If I keep my word, my source will be much more happy. Okay, I'll keep my word, but under protest. I can still do an article about his weird family life. I respect what ex-stripper Haylie and the rest have gone through.

"Deal. I'll do the article about your family life."

"OK. I would normally protest, but we've got to get on the red eye to Caracas..."

The rest of the story would be for another day, and another storyteller...