tell me a joke

[joneschick]

I'm tired, depressed, pms'y and stuck in a truly dead-end job. PLEASE tell me a joke.

[sparky_in_ma]

1. Hmmm.....

Any jokes I know would make me one of those "name removed" ones, and I like being sparky.

Got a hug though.:hug:

[Wonk]

2. Why are pirates so popular?

They just arrrr.

[ghostsofgiants]

3. A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel down his pants...

Bartender looks at him and asks, "hey, doesn't that bother you?"
The pirate looks at him and responds, "yarr, it be drivin' me nuts."

[GOPBasher]

15. LOL! I like that! n/t

[ghostsofgiants]

16. Haha, thanks

[Floogeldy]

4. What weighs 5000 lbs. and wears glass slippers?

Cinderelephant!

B-)

[madmom]

5. three men walking down the street...

two walked into a bar, the other one ducked.

[Mizmoon]

6. What's brown and sticky?

A stick!

:)

[mac56]

7. Have you read about the corduroy pillows?

They're making headlines!

[happyslug]

8. A bum, Santa Clause and a Honest Lawyer was walking down the street

And each saw a $20 bill, who ended up with the #20 bill?

Answer: the Bum, Santa Clause and the Honest Lawyers are figments of your imagination.

What is the difference between Vietnam and Iraq?

Bush had a plan to get out of Vietnam.

[bigwillq]

11. Santa's FAKE!

Say it ain't so!:-( ;)

Don't let the kiddies see that one!

[sam sarrha]

9. after a long and criminal life out living all his opponents W dies and ends

up in hell... the devil meets him and is explaining to W that hell actually is a great place and just got a bad rap.. for instance.. he shows W a room full of all kinds of electronic entertainment..TV, video games.. and explains what ever room he chooses is for ever.. W decides to look further.. the next room is full of drugs..cocaine, the best wine and booze,.. W says "No i swore off all that stuff"

the story goes on and on in that vein till a door is opened and there is Bill Clinton all spread out and Monica is giving him a really Righteous blow-job.. W says.. i can go for that.. so the Devil turns and says.." OK Monica you can go to Heaven now..":nopity:

[TNDemo]

10. What's brown and sits on the piano bench?

Beethoven's last movement.

[Floogeldy]

12. AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

B-)

[Justin54B20L]

13. What's cheaper? Beer nuts or Deernuts?

Deernuts, cause they're under a buck.

[joneschick]

14. thank you all so much

I didn't get back to a 'puter until this morning, but I'm starting my day at my desk laughing! rinse, repeat! Thank you