Donkey Ride!!

[derby378]

(Sung to the tune of Whiskey Is the Life of Man)

Bush told a lie to start a war
To benefit the corporate whores
Donkey ride, donkey ride
Dubya needs a donkey ride
Donkey, donkey, donkey ride
Someone slap his head upside
George Dubya needs a donkey ride

Dick Cheney thinks he's very smart
But a charcoal brick replaced his heart
Donkey ride, donkey ride
Cheney needs a donkey ride
Donkey, donkey, donkey ride
Someone slap his head upside
Dick Cheney needs a donkey ride

Tom DeLay has Texas pissed
Just let him try to redistrict this
Donkey ride, donkey ride
Tommy needs a donkey ride
Donkey, donkey, donkey ride
Someone slap his head upside
Poor Tommy needs a donkey ride

He grabbed the gavel, said "Fare thee well"
Then Sensenbrenner ran like hell
Donkey ride, donkey ride
Jimmy needs a donkey ride
Donkey, donkey, donkey ride
Someone slap his head upside
Poor Jimmy needs a donkey ride

Duncan Hunter's Gitmo lore
Mixed lemon fish with water boards
Donkey ride, donkey ride
Duncan needs a donkey ride
Donkey, donkey, donkey ride
Someone slap his head upside
Poor Duncan needs a donkey ride