Poll: Who's your favourite Muppet?

[SOteric]

Poll question: Poll: Who's your favourite Muppet?

The state of the world depends on your answer. This is vital to America. :7

[Ein]

1. No doubt - Animal

Drummer Pride.

[jpgray]

2. Kermit rules

I don't believe there is anything to debate there. He was the Charlie Brown of muppets.

[BurtWorm]

3. Grover cracks me up

[peekaloo]

13. Grover!

[mvd]

52. Same here

I'll never forget the letters missing from my soup episode of Sesame Street.

[LincolnMcGrath]

4. !@#$%^&*()_)(*&^%@#%!!!

[Forkboy]

5. Other

Sweetums rules!

[LincolnMcGrath]

6. Sweetums wasn`t a real muppet

[Forkboy]

8. Oh,I suppose next you'll tell me Santa isn't real!

:P

[LSdemocrat]

7. Beaker of course!

[Ein]

9. omfg!

forgot about him! poor abused beeker, my second favorite definately.

[PunkinPi]

19. Beaker was the greatest. :)

[Elidor]

10. Margaret Cho

[DEM FAN]

11. Mine: Laura Bush.

;-)

[MissMillie]

12. Beaker

for sure

[MountainLaurel]

14. Gonzo!

I have a certain affinity for big-nosed weirdos, being one myself. However, I have never attempted to launch a chicken out of a cannon.

[BritishHuman]

15. Fozzie Bear!

Because the world needs more bears in little hats.

[mitchum]

16. Twitchy (killed by Mr Hooper during a break-in)

[elcondor]

17. I love all the Muppets, but I'll have to go from Gonzo

eom

[Qutzupalotl]

18. Who are Statler & Waldorf?

Are those the two old guys wisecracking in the balcony? Cuz they get my vote.

[JVS]

22. yup, that's them

[MGKrebs]

20. Definitely Zoot, the sax player!

That one is so cool!

on edit: Beaker a close second.

[stlsaxman]

28. Hoots The Owl on Sesame Street .... sax player, too

but fashioned after Dizzy Gelespie... go figure

[blondeatlast]

21. Bork! Bork! Bork!

Zee Svedeesh Cheff is deffeenitely my fefureete-a; Und is zee oonly oone-a thet hes a trunsletur dedeeceted joost tu heem!

http://www.cs.utexas.edu/users/jbc/home/chef.html

Jeefe-a und Felspeek ere-a zeere-a tuu. Bork Bork Bork!

[LynneSin]

73. I edured zee Svedeesh Cheff - he's zee reesun I vetched zee Mooppets iech

:D

[youngred]

23. Come On!!!!

That's impossible. Why can't we select more than one answer for these darn polls

[SOteric]

26. True, but you can always

write in your list of favourites down here in the posts.

[buddhamama]

24. i can't answer until i'm sure of whom i'm voting for

is Statler and Waldorf the old guys in the balconey?

i loved the old guys!

[SOteric]

25. Yep, that's them!

[buddhamama]

27. thanks,SOteric

they got my vote.

[ForrestGump]

29. Animaaaallllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!

He is the Muppet of all Muppets....

[SOteric]

32. Funny

I had a feeling you'd say that.

[ForrestGump]

33. Funny!

I had a feeling you'd say that!

:P

[SOteric]

36. You're

definitely more of a Rowlf, though... IMRHO

[ForrestGump]

37. But my ears aren't that floppy

You remind me of the Swedish chef.

Well, actually, you don't remind me of him at all except that you're both chef types and I'm really hungry now....

fooooooooooooooooooooddddddddddd.......

[SOteric]

38. And yet, the floppy-eared Rowlf

Is known for his incredibly bad puns. - Like his love of Poochini operas.

Hinga Harnga Mort Mort.

Oh well. At least you didn't compare my girlish figure to Beaker's.

[ForrestGump]

41. I tend to prefer songs like "O Solo Meow"

And I'm a bit worried about you thinking Beaker had a girlish figure - dude, he's like totally tubular. He's all man....or boy...or something....he's the Muppets' very own phallic symbol...... :o

[SOteric]

42. So

finely-crafted sarcasm is wasted on you, then?

[GOPisEvil]

43. *snarf*

I got it - I got it!!!! :hi:

Oh, my vote goes for Fozzie...WOCKA, WOCKA!!!!

[SOteric]

44. Yeah,

There's something ultra-cuddly about Fozzie. :hi:

[GOPisEvil]

45. By the way...

...figures aside, you have much better hair and nicer lips than Beaker. I assume you are more eloquent as well, although I've never heard you speak. :-)

[SOteric]

46. Aww...

'Meep' you very much, you big sweetie, you. *smooch*

[GOPisEvil]

47. Smooches! Wocka, wocka, wocka!!!!

:bounce:

[ForrestGump]

49. You shameless groveler!

Darn, I wish I'd thought of that myself.....

[GOPisEvil]

51. I'll do damn near anything for smooches!

Especially THESE smooches! :D

[ForrestGump]

55. Well, I can't argue with that

As long as you realize that there are people in the world who are lucky to even catch a rumor of a smooch - spare a thought for those less fortunate than you, like John Ashcroft.

[SOteric]

56. Ashcroft

is going to have to go through life without either my sympathy or my smooches. - Maybe you could spare a smooch for him, Forrest?

No, no, Forrest! Telling him to smooch your ass doesn't really count.

[ForrestGump]

60. Get him away from my bottom! Help!

[SOteric]

62. Run, Forrest, Run!

[ForrestGump]

70. Awwwwwwwwwggggggghhhhhh....and I've even got a cheerleader!

throwing chef's knives in my general direction to make me run faster.

I think.

[GOPisEvil]

57. Ha! Ashcroft can have my sympathy and/or empathy when Hell freezes over!

And not the Hell in Michigan!

He's less fortunate out of choice. If he were a decent human being, he could get some smooches.

[ForrestGump]

61. That soon?

I'm waiting even longer.....

[ForrestGump]

48. Ha! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT

....well......yes......possibly.......

Why? Was there some?



:P

[SOteric]

50. Just

*thwap*

[ForrestGump]

53. You know,

he says, as he picks himself up off the floor and looks for his incisor,

that wasn't very subtle at all......

[SOteric]

54. Aren't

'we' the little hot-house orchid. :7

[ForrestGump]

58. Why, yes, we are

Oh, I just know that I'm gonna catch another beating.



I mustn't have the babelfish installed right - this woman's making even less sense to me today than usual.....

[SOteric]

59. It's official then.

You can only understand me when I have my emoticons enabled. :P

[ForrestGump]

63. Helppppppp....she's licking me!

Mama! Make her stop!

[GOPisEvil]

64. Most men would be thrilled...

:evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

66. Well, yeah, I suppose....

It was just the shock of it all, juxtaposed as it was against your incredible display of violence.

Boy, you chicks sure run hot and cold.





Uh-oh......

[GOPisEvil]

68. Uh, check the author of that message, Chief!

Did you just use "chicks"? Oh my...you're in for it now.

[ForrestGump]

69. Hey, I TOLD you I was confused!

I'm sorry.

It's just that you have such nice eyes......

[GOPisEvil]

71. Oh, well...thanks...

You are having a rough morning it seems...

But then dreaming of the subjects you are would tend to cause confusion - lack of blood flow to the brain is a likely culprit.

[ForrestGump]

72. Rough all right - getting *thwap*ed all over the place

Did I get out of bed with a "THWAP ME" sign on my back, or something?

You're right, though - my face is really pale right now. Perhaps I should try to redirect some blood flow back toward my head.

I've been seeing female impersonators everywhere....

[SOteric]

65. In your white-hot, sweaty dreams

Rootbeer boy!

[ForrestGump]

67. *gulp*

*Big Gulp*

How come she always seems to know what I'm dreaming? She's like Freddy Krueger, but better-looking (I hasten to add, in the great likelihood that she's reading my mind)....

I must say that I am, indeed, very confused. It must be Friday. I wouldn't know.

[short bus president]

30. Manah Manah

Doo doo, de doodoo.

[rexcat]

31. Rizzo the rat

[WhyMe]

34. Which one lived in the trash can???/

I can't remember...used to watch it years ago when I was a kid; and I am 34 now-

[inthecorneroverhere]

35. Os -

Oscar the Grouch!!!!!

One of my faves!

[WhataBildeberger]

75. 'Twas I

[HEyHEY]

39. Statler and Waldorf

ARE THE BEST!

[HellKat]

40. Favs

Oscar
Animal
Kermit

[Jersey Devil]

74. Kermit the Frog Philosopher/Psychologist

All those years being so nice to Miss Piggy, he can't be a bad guy. :)