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Kraklen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 05:13 PM
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My S.O.'s working the late shift tonight.
I'm going to be home all alone.

So what sort of trouble should I be getting into?
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 05:17 PM
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1. Invite your girlfriend over ....
Edited on Wed Jul-13-05 05:18 PM by ronnykmarshall
pop popcorn, listen to records and call boys.

This works if you're a straight woman or a gay man.

If you're a straight man sit around in your underware, drink beer and fart.

If you're a lesbian, call your girlfriends over pop popcorn, listen to records and call girls.

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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 05:20 PM
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2. party at Kraklen's place!
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Kraklen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 05:27 PM
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4. OK, just don't mess with my best porno mags.
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 06:12 PM
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5. where do you keep the liquor?
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iconoclastic cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 05:21 PM
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3. Escort service and pool cleaning service. At the same time.
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