I have crushed a guy at work.

[texas1928]

:yoiks:

[evlbstrd]

1. Was it in Tuscon?

Just to see him die?

[proud2BlibKansan]

4. No, that was RENO

and you shot him, just to see him die.

[evlbstrd]

8. Crushing in Tuscon,

Shooting in Reno.
Where is the stomping again?

[proud2BlibKansan]

15. I thought this guy was

from Texas.

That's close to Tuscon - sort of.

[evlbstrd]

17. That was the BTK killer's mistake.

He fouled his own nest. Always kill out of town.
Oh, yeah. He kept sending the cops clues.

[proud2BlibKansan]

25. But he was a good Christian man

I bet he never shot a guy in Reno - just to watch him die.

[evlbstrd]

30. He BTK'ed in Wichita,

just to watch em die.

[proud2BlibKansan]

33. Did you see where they sold his house?

and some lady bought it right away? Can you imagine? Why the fuck would anyone want that house?

I always wondered about Wichita :eyes:

[evlbstrd]

34. I had to spend a night at the bus station there once.

I no longer wonder.

[proud2BlibKansan]

38. I hope no one from Wichita is reading this

but if they are, they need to face the fact that Wichita blows.

It gives flat Kansas a bad rap.

[evlbstrd]

39. At either end, Kansas starts going up, at least.

[hfojvt]

67. ah, the Wichita lineman is no more

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=114&topic_id=3531

[texas1928]

19. Well I lobbed a guy in...

Lubbock, too.

[evlbstrd]

20. Ok, in Norfolk,

... nah.

[texas1928]

21. Yeah but he was nerfed to death.

Gruesome.

:hide:

[evlbstrd]

23. Saved me from a bad turn, there.

Thanks!

edit for spelling dammit

[proud2BlibKansan]

29. Did you can a guy

in Canton?

[texas1928]

31. Nope, But I sanded a guy in...

Sandusky.

[proud2BlibKansan]

35. Ever been to Philly?

:popcorn:

I am getting out my atlas while you answer this one.

[texas1928]

41. Yep fileted one there.

Sorry getting tired.

[proud2BlibKansan]

43. I'm going to the Smoky Mountains on vacation

in 2 weeks.

Any suggestions for fun activities while I am there?

Sorry you're tired. Rest well.

[texas1928]

45. Eat lots of smoked meat...

and smoke some hamsters.

[proud2BlibKansan]

50. EEWWWW!

Should we skin em first?

[texas1928]

68. Nah

The hair makes a great buzz.

[evlbstrd]

32. Sent him to the Saints

in St. Paul.

[texas1928]

16. At the Stumptown Stomp.

Just to say I did.

[texas1928]

5. Nope Reno.

And I shot him.

This guy was under the forklift and man I just had to try it.

[evlbstrd]

6. That's why I said Tuscon!

Everybody knows you shoot in Reno.

[texas1928]

10. Well I walled a guy in, in...

Walla-Walla.

[evlbstrd]

11. Mud and tape rule!

You can hide a lot of, uh, mistakes.

[WCGreen]

12. I Cleaved a guy in cleveland

[evlbstrd]

18. Ever york someone in Yorktown?

[WCGreen]

47. Once, but I was so drunk

[evlbstrd]

51. Figures.

Navy town.

[WCGreen]

53. Hey Sailor, wanna conga.....

[evlbstrd]

54. As long as the deck is rolling,

What the hey?

[WCGreen]

57. Fred in a sailer suit....

Now that's just keen

[evlbstrd]

58. Ain't it?

And to think, I coulda gone with Gene Kelly or Frank Sinatra. Or Popeye.

[WCGreen]

59. I wonder if he borrowed the EVOO from Rachel Rey

[evlbstrd]

60. The Navy does run on oil!

Oyl?

[WCGreen]

61. BTW, Pat looks like he forgot the Oyl in that pic

[evlbstrd]

62. Wait a second.

He's about to squirt some.

[WCGreen]

63. We are just getting sick and wrong here

[evlbstrd]

64. Agreed.

Should we alert ourselves?

[WCGreen]

65. Now that is getting way to.... okay I'm alert are you

[evlbstrd]

66. Just barely.

But I'm workin' on it. Soon, I won't be alert at all.

[supernova]

2. Hee Hee

:rofl:

[JVS]

3. Excellent!

[sundog]

7. how?

[ofrfxsk]

9. LOL

:toast:

[spacelady]

13. I linked to a guy in Lincoln, then I married him. n/t

[BikeWriter]

14. I knew a guy once who disappeared when some forms were poured...

He may have a had a concrete problem...

[evlbstrd]

22. Mmmmph! mmph... mph m...

[BikeWriter]

26. Perhaps he was misinFORMed...

[evlbstrd]

28. Overwhelmed?

[BikeWriter]

36. disCOVERed?

[evlbstrd]

40. Embedded?

[BikeWriter]

46. GRAVEly mistreated...

[texas1928]

24. Ok this is going to be bad.

Did they write their names in it?

[BikeWriter]

27. LOL! Uh, I didn't ask.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

37. And here I was, taking you seriously!

But suddenly, suddenly, the dawn starts shining upon me (nevermind that it is night, lol) and I realize that this thread is a series of JOKES!

:rofl:

ALL of you guys are BAD! (edited to add...)

[BikeWriter]

42. Not all of them are jokes, Peggy!

[texas1928]

44. YES

Guess which ones are real. ELOL!!!

:evilgrin:

[BikeWriter]

48. Hee hee hee!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

49. Which ones are real? Oh god, I CAN'T!

Well, I'll try...Do I get a prize if I get them right? Hmmmmm?

:shrug:

[evlbstrd]

52. Psst! Yorktown...

[Tweed]

55. Was it because of the color of his skin

You have been pyshically found out then.

[texas1928]

69. Nope

He had a lisp. Man you just can't trust those people. :P

[leftofthedial]

56. that's why I don't operate heavy equipment anymore

[texas1928]

70. I only do it heavily medicated now.

That is the best way.