Modem Butterfly
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Tue Jul-19-05 10:00 AM
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| Turnips: The evil of all roots |
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Edited on Tue Jul-19-05 10:00 AM by Modem Butterfly
Seriously, who eats these things? YUCK!
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Tue Jul-19-05 10:01 AM
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| 1. I'm growing some in my garden right now. |
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I love turnip! Cubed, mashed, in a boiled dinner....YUM!
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Tue Jul-19-05 10:02 AM
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one of only 2 orange veggies I care for (sweet potato is the other)
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Tue Jul-19-05 10:08 AM
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| 4. HERETIC! I cast thee OUT!!!!!!!!!! |
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Tue Jul-19-05 10:24 AM
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| 11. Scallop turnips and fry them in bacon grease with onions... |
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when the turnips are brown smother them until tender. Add crumbled bacon and sour cream. :)
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Tue Jul-19-05 10:03 AM
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| 3. I do, I put them in a gratin with potatoes |
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It's great for Thanksgiving. :shrug:
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Tue Jul-19-05 10:09 AM
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| 5. You're so going to hell for that one |
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What's wrong with parsnip? Potatoes aren't good enough for you? Huh? Huh? You know, when I was your age, we walked six miles in the snow, uphill and against the wind both ways, with only baked potatoes in our pockets to keep us warm. And we liked it that way! We didn't need any of your fancy tubers!
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Tue Jul-19-05 10:11 AM
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You clearly have something against French recipes! :grr:
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Tue Jul-19-05 11:40 AM
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| 20. Parsnips are pretty good |
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once you run out of turnips and all the other good root vegetables.
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Tue Jul-19-05 10:11 AM
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Growing up dirt poor my favorite meal consisited of pinto beans -we called them soup beans - mashed potatoes and TURNIP greens. And if we were lucky enough to find some we seasoned those greens with apple cider vinegar and tabasco sauce. Of course with corn bread, 'maters, onions and whatever else the good earth provided.
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Tue Jul-19-05 10:14 AM
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| 9. The tops are okay, but the bottoms aren't fit for man 'nor beast |
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They make the pigs fart up a storm!
Actually, beets do. I have some experience with this.
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Tue Jul-19-05 10:33 AM
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| 13. Propaganda! Turnip roots are good for you... |
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I never heard of them making the pigs fart any worse than other foods.
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Tue Jul-19-05 10:58 AM
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| 18. I can stand turnip roots |
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diced in little chunks, as a "seasoning" for the greens. I'm inclined to agree with you on this one.
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Tue Jul-19-05 10:27 AM
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| 12. That's down home country food! |
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Tue Jul-19-05 10:12 AM
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| 8. NABO! So THAT's how they're called in English! |
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Mmmmmm. Veggie soup. Gotta have turnip. Me like. :9
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Tue Jul-19-05 10:17 AM
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| 10. Me love the turnip. Nature's laxative. |
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Tue Jul-19-05 10:37 AM
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| 14. Nope. The evil of all roots are RADISHES. |
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eeeewwwwwwwwwww I hate those things!
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Tue Jul-19-05 10:37 AM
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| 15. in the past turnips have kept many a starving person alive around the |
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world.
during WWII for instance
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Tue Jul-19-05 10:50 AM
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| 16. You must be thinking of potatoes |
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Edited on Tue Jul-19-05 10:51 AM by Modem Butterfly
Potatoes save lives. Most people, on the other hand, are deathly allergic to turnips. They even try to warn you off with their taste and color! Nature's way of saying "Stay away!"
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:24 PM
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| 23. No, they're correct. It happened in WWI, too... |
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By the winter of 1917, the supply of potatoes had run out and the only real alternative was turnips. This is why the winter of 1916 to 1917 is known as the "Turnip Winter". http://www.historylearningsite.co.uk/wei1.htm
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Tue Jul-19-05 10:57 AM
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and I expect the cascade of turnip lovers is not the reaction you were expecting.
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Tue Jul-19-05 11:57 AM
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Edited on Tue Jul-19-05 12:02 PM by Modem Butterfly
I had no idea DU was infested with so many turnip lovers.
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Tue Jul-19-05 10:58 AM
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| 19. I really like turnips |
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I eat them raw too!
When I was a child in Scotland we used to carve turnips just as people do with pumpkins!
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Tue Jul-19-05 11:57 AM
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No wonder they call it Scotland the Brave!
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:57 PM
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :yoiks: :yoiks: :yoiks: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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