Make your own church sign

[BritishHuman]

http://www.aboyandhiscomputer.com/churchsigngenerator/

Quite good fun...

[CO Liberal]

1. Good One

I'm saving this link.

:-)

[GOPisEvil]

2. Whee!

That was fun, but I need a server to host the image.

Oh well...

JESUS WAS A LIBERAL
LOVE NOT HATE!

Picture it! :D

[CO Liberal]

9. I Made One That Said.....

FOR A GOOD TIME,
CALL 555-8736 -
ASK FOR
PASTOR BOB

:-)

[Lars39]

3. Here's a REAL one I saw the other day:

Need Job Security? Work for Jesus, the Benefits are Endless

Argh.

[7th_Sephiroth]

15. mine

Alter boys
After Drak
$50 dollars
A head

[Badger1]

4. Fun

Now, this can be very fun. What have you typed in? Save image and send to friends. Hours of fun for the millions of unemployed.

[BritishHuman]

7. How about this one?

[felonious thunk]

5. Cheapskates

[felonious thunk]

8. A winning combination!

[noonwitch]

6. "Sign is broken. Come inside for message"

I saw that one in Royal Oak, MI and thought it was kind of funny.

[Maddy McCall]

10. Here's mine...

[Champion Jack]

11. delete

didn't work

[YellowRubberDuckie]

12. I'm about to rent a billboard and put it on there...

Quit making me stay stupid crap on your marquees.
--God

I'm so sick of people who think they have the right and are worthy to quote God. Most Christians make me wanna barf.
Duckie

[FlaGranny]

13. Actual sign in front of a church in my neighborhood:

"Worry is the darkroom where negatives are developed." I think it's pretty good.

[dolo amber]

14. You silly humans!

edit: This is possibly the greatest site EVER! :bounce:






:D

[BritishHuman]

16. I'm leasing mine

It's fiscally sound, and in a couple of years I plan to upgrade to a younger model.

[Whitacre D_WI]

17. Mine

I suppose I could host it on my campaign site, but I'm not gonna do that. It looks pretty nifty, though, I'm sure y'all can visualize it well enough:

GET
A
BRAIN
MORANS!

[Interrobang]

108. Ohhh, you scooped me! Drat!

Oh, well, at least I can retaliate with:

http://www.aboyandhiscomputer.com/churchsigngenerator/makesign.php?line1=All+your+base&line2=are+belong+to+&line3=us%21&line4=

[Blue_Chill]

18. Did you help a poor person today? If not stop by for some ice water.

:D

[short bus president]

19. Mine

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

37. Here is mine...

If PRO is the opposite of CON
Is CONGRESS the opposite of
PROGRESS?

[nini]

20. .

If God sent us
the pResident?

He must be pissed

[regularguy]

21. Man, this site is fun......

[BigMcLargehuge]

22. how many times has this one been posted?

http://www.aboyandhiscomputer.com/churchsigngenerator/makesign.php?line1=Jesus+loves+you&line2=everyone+else+thinks&line3=your+an+asshole&line4=

[ironflange]

23. Neat site!

[SmileyBoy]

24. Here's one that those who read "The Stand" will get.

THE END IS NIGH
REPENT YOUR SINS
THE MAN WITH NO
FACE APPROACHES

:-):-):-):-)

[CanuckAmok]

25. a good one in BC recently...

"You don't bomb your way into heaven".

Gotta love them Lutherans!

[LynneSin]

26. Mine is a great one!!!

[rustydog]

31. Excellent!

:beer: :toast:

[LynneSin]

27. This is so much fun

[matcom]

28. mine

[LynneSin]

29. And another one

[LynneSin]

30. God reveals all to those who ask him the truth......

[SOteric]

32. I'll have to try that.....

[felonious thunk]

33. A Replacement?

[LynneSin]

34. Damn Jesus is cheap

does he at least chip in for gas???

[matcom]

35. MY SECOND ONE!

[LynneSin]

36. God replies....

[matcom]

38. HAHAHAHAHA

you kidding? if i meet God in a bar.... HE IS PAYIN'!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LynneSin]

39. I don't think God has the same attitude

[matcom]

40. moot point. Heaven Doesn't Want Me

and Hell Is Afraid I Am Going To Take Over

:D

[LynneSin]

41. You might want to think twice about that

[matcom]

42. that mean's a life supply of Oxycontine Right?

that CAN'T be too bad :P

[LynneSin]

43. NO

[matcom]

44. do i have to pay for his KENO too?

i HAVE to draw the line somewhere

[LynneSin]

45. YES

[matcom]

47. do NOT tell me

that he is going to want to "chat" in the bathroom like school girls like Mary used to do all the time!

I AM PUTTING MY FOOT DOWN THERE x(

[LynneSin]

48. Don't worry

[matcom]

50. BULLSHIT!!

God has never SEEN an ASS as nice as THIS ONE!

let me tell you somtin' oh GGGAAAWWWDDD....

once you have Matcom you will NEVER GO BACK! (to um....whatever it is you "normally" lie down with)

NEVER!!

NEVER I SAY!!

now, GET IN THE STALL I SAY!!!

NOW!!!!

[LynneSin]

52. we can't

[Rabrrrrrr]

61. MATCOM and worship of, uh, well, a lot of theological words should go here

but I don't want to type them.

[Ellen Forradalom]

46. Mine

[BritishHuman]

100. Hilarious!

I'm pissed I didn't think of that.

[tinnyguy1777]

49. Hilarious----

Just fecking hilarious. You can make God speak in mysterious ways.

[Dogmudgeon]

51. Muscular Religion

Thanks, LynneSin!

--bkl

[Dogmudgeon]

53. Be Thou Joyful

--bkl

[GoddessOfGuinness]

54. Love it! Here's mine:

Beware the false prophets...
or is that profits?

[Dogmudgeon]

55. Is it a Drug -- or is it a Sacrament?

It is an imperfect rhyme, but I am an imperfect man.

--bkl

[BlueJazz]

56. Here's Mine..

[Dogmudgeon]

57. Prophecy Written

--bkl

[Dogmudgeon]

58. Smokin' 'im out

--bkl

[Cheswick2.0]

59. ummmmmmmmm

weird, it didn't post for me

[kixot]

60. ok, so shoot me

[ComerPerro]

83. OMFG!!!!!!!!!

I have seen some hilarious shit in this thread, but that one just killed me!!!!!!!!!!


LOL!!!!!!!!!

[BringEmOn]

96. LOL

[UrbScotty]

62. Here goes!

http://www.aboyandhiscomputer.com/churchsigngenerator/makesign.php?line1=Anybody&line2=But+Bush&line3=2004&line4=

[Rabrrrrrr]

63. Well, that didn't work at all

no remote linking from that site.

Try again.

[MaineDem]

66. I got that too

:(

[UrbScotty]

64. ARGH! Not working

Oh well.

[cosmicdot]

67. are you using DK666's host?

when saving the picture, modify the title
so, when you upload it, it won't duplicate one already uploaded

[cosmicdot]

65. the love-hate problem

[onebigbadwulf]

68. Now I get it...

[SOteric]

69. I went with that whole "God

the Father" thing...

[BringEmOn]

70. The right to life

[MIScott87]

91. Let me just say this:

AMEN!

[BringEmOn]

71. No child left behind

[Barad Simith]

72. probably too obscure, but I'm bored to the point of stupidity

[Lizz612]

94. hehee

[Paragon]

73. heed My warning

[Catshrink]

74. I had trouble -- firewall or something

but you guys gave me a good chuckle. These are terrific!

[dolo amber]

75. We ain't picky...

[Nailzberg]

76. How's this one do it for you?

[EV1Ltimm]

77. this is f'ing awesome!!

[BringEmOn]

78. Get a grip!

[rppper]

79. gawd...DU'ers...we are a funny lot are we not??? here's mine...

[BringEmOn]

80. Did you know?

[onebigbadwulf]

81. Look another

[onebigbadwulf]

82. Yay!

[ComerPerro]

85. LOLOLOL

Nice, very nice

[onebigbadwulf]

84. Hey look at this...

[Dr Satan]

86. here is mine

[Bozita]

87. Old Burma Shave roadside signs would look good there

Samples here:

http://www.fiftiesweb.com/burma1.htm

[Dogmudgeon]

88. A Close Shave

--bkl

[Bozita]

90. LMAO....Good job!

yes

[Dogmudgeon]

89. The No-Chicken Zone

--bkl

[Dogmudgeon]

92. for William of Orange

--bkl

[Dogmudgeon]

93. The Lord is my Pusher

--bkl

[Dogmudgeon]

95. Reverend Dick Johnson Loves You

--bkl

[Dogmudgeon]

97. Help! I can't stop!

--bkl

[Dogmudgeon]

98. Because He cares

--bkl
Heathens aren't perfect -- just damned.

[Ellen Forradalom]

102. Reminds me of Cheech & Chong

"I used to be all strung out on drugs. Then I found the Lord. Now I'm all strung out on the Lord."

[Dogmudgeon]

99. Not a tourist any more. Time to make soap.

--bkl

[BritishHuman]

101. For the MalAdministration

Edit: Whee! I started a thread that got into triple digits! Thanks for being so bored, everyone!

[SOteric]

105. OhNOOOOOOO!

Novak is God?!

:scared:

[cosmicdot]

103. the Building Fund

[northofdenali]

104. We are all sooooooooooooooooooooooo sick, folks........

To take something HOLY (holey?) and make such fun? Tsk tsk.........



But does he know about the hood of her car?







:* nsma, Crew!

[BringEmOn]

106. Know peace

[BringEmOn]

107. Low self esteem

[ComerPerro]

109. Nice one

LOL

[cosmicdot]

110. references required - inquire within