Romance ain't keepin' me alive

[The Lone Liberal]

I said "hey babe, do you want to coo, coo, coo"
.................She said "uh, uh, uh"
So I was left out in the cold
.................I said "you're what I've been dreamin' of
"She said "I don't want to know"

[Runesong]

1. Glad to see

I am not the only one surfing under the influence.

[greatauntoftriplets]

2. So...

what IS keeping you alive? Pure orneryness?