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Clintmax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-08-05 05:18 AM
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Today's ZINGS!
From today's issue of the Tallahassee Democrat:

• Well, Gilligan is gone but we still have Bush.

• Make levees, not war.

• The liberal media are after Bush again, twisting the truth with facts, facts, facts.

• After Katrina, we know what compassionate conservatism means: You're on your own.

• An alcoholic friend said he hated like hell to pay $3 a gallon for something he can't drink.

• Our government is too busy worrying about nail clippers on airplanes to worry about real threats like hurricanes.

• Is there a more filthy word these days than "politics"?

:rofl:
http://www.tallahassee.com/mld/democrat/news/opinion/12583445.htm
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-08-05 05:29 AM
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1. Those are great! Nominated!
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Clintmax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-08-05 05:35 AM
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3. Well thank you, Buffy!
That's the FIRST time anyone has ever nominated my ZINGS post. You're a sweetie! :hug:
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-08-05 05:37 AM
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5. They were worthy
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-08-05 05:37 AM
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6. They were worthy
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-08-05 05:30 AM
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2. Nominated.
Thank you for the Daily Zings, my friend.
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Clintmax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-08-05 05:36 AM
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4. You're welcome, Miss Heidi...
:hug:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-08-05 07:52 AM
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7. 2 from Dave this week
Top Ten Signs You Have A Bad Job

2. "Your name is George W. Bush (I'm Sorry, that's a sign you're doing a bad job)"

Top Ten Signs You've Chosen the Wrong College

2. "Most notable alumnus? Fema director Michael Brown"

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/archive/ls_topten_archive2005/ls_topten_archive_20050907.shtml
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Clintmax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-08-05 05:40 PM
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13. LOL! Yeah, those are good too!
:rofl:
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swimboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-08-05 08:57 AM
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8. Vote No. 5--Thanks for sharing these, Clintmax!!
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Clintmax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-08-05 05:39 PM
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11. You're welcome, Swim dude!
They were especially good today! :hi:
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BlueJac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-08-05 09:08 AM
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9. Conservative, a real nasty word!
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-08-05 05:20 PM
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10. Kick worthy.
:)
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Clintmax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-08-05 05:39 PM
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12. Why, thank you RedQ!
:hi:
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-08-05 05:48 PM
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14. Thanks for postin it!
:hi:
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crispini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-08-05 05:52 PM
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15. LOL!
:rofl: :kick:
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Dukkha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-08-05 06:04 PM
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16. "Shouldn't Clinton share some of the blame?"
Oh man now THAT'S desperation

:rofl:
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