From today's issue of the Tallhassee Democrat:
• I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
• I wonder how many man-hours have been spent in the past couple of months just changing the numbers on gas station signs.
• Now that Jeb's taken off his jacket, how about the restaurants and stores raising their thermostats to at least 75 degrees so I don't shiver in my short sleeves?
• If Tallahassee's utilities department has an extra $10 million to soften the blow of price increases, they've been charging us too much all along.
http://www.tallahassee.com/mld/democrat/news/opinion/12775568.htm