Today's ZINGS!

[Clintmax]

From today's issue of the Tallahassee Democrat:

• The FSU students who can't read are helping tow trucks in Tallahassee make a killing.

• What's the difference between Bill Frist and Martha Stewart? Beats me.

• Regarding intelligent design: Explain shaving.

• Iraq: Pump out their oil and get out. We did win the war, didn't we?

• I wonder if some of those college students getting expensive tattoos are on government-assisted financial programs.

• If FSU cared as much about academics as athletics, FSU would already be in the AAU.

• Barbara Bush thinks hurricane relief is a great urban renewal project.

• George Bush's idea of homeownership: a FEMA mobile home.

:rofl:
http://www.tallahassee.com/mld/democrat/news/opinion/12808397.htm