"What an incredible SMELL you've discovered!" Star Wars quotes time

[MrScorpio]

Post some here

[BigMcLargehuge]

1. SHUT DOWN ALL THE GARBAGE MASHERS ON THE DETENTION LEVEL!!!

SHUT DOWN ALL THE GARBAGE MASHERS ON THE DETENTION LEVEL!!! THREEPEO? THREEPEO!!!

[kittykatkoffeekup]

2. Yoda

Luke:"I can’t believe it. Yoda:"That is why you fail."

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. That's "Empire Strikes Back"

:-)

And welcome to DU! :hi:

[kittykatkoffeekup]

12. That's right

I haven't watched the movies in awhile. Thanks for the welcome!:hi:

[Lethe]

3. "I've got a bad feeling about this"

yep, you knew it

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. "Prisoner transfer from cell block one one three eight"

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. "She's rich"

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. "And these blast points - only Imperial Stormtroopers are this accurate!"

[Az]

8. NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[BigMcLargehuge]

9. Some rescue...

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. "Look, your worship, I had everything under control!"

[Az]

11. Luke.... meesa is your father.

:rofl: I am so sorry. I simply had to!

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

23. That's more like, "Scene's we'd like to see".

[underpants]

25. I bent my Wookie

[DerekG]

13. As a staunch defender of the PT, I'll give ya some prequel nuggets...

Sidious: "Wipe them out--all of them."

Obi Wan (looking at Jar Jar): "What's this?"
Qui Gon: "A local."

Yoda: "Fear is the path to the Dark Side: fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering."

Jango Fett: "I'm just a simple man trying to make his way in the universe."

Sidious: "Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?"

Padme: "So this is how liberty dies...with thunderous applause."

[Borgnine]

14. My favorites:

"I don't care what you smell you big furry oaf, get in there!"

"And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"

Try quoting those during sex!

[strategery blunder]

15. "The Force is strong with this one..." nt

[Mutley]

16. "Sister! Obi Wan was wise to hide her from me.

Now your feelings have betrayed her, too. If you won't turn; then perhaps she will!"

[nytemare]

17. "I have waited a long time for this moment, my little green friend."

:evilgrin:

on edit: I took you to mean the whole Star Wars saga.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

18. "These aren't the droids you're looking for."

[Rabrrrrrr]

42. "These aren't the droids we're looking for"

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

19. "My advice to you, is to let the Wookie win."

[MsAnthropy]

20. Laugh it up, Fuzzball

makes me laugh every time

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

21. "I sense a presence I've not felt since..."

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

22. "Close the blast doors! Close the blast doors! ... Open the blast doors!"

[underpants]

24. Wwwwhhh hHHAAAAARRrrrrrrwwwww wwwwwwhhhhhhhh

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

26. "It's as if a million voices cried out, and were suddenly silenced."

[jpgray]

27. (sound of greedo shooting first)

(sound of jpgray's fond childhood memories of the film dying a quiet, painful death)

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

28. That was some serious bullshit, editing that. I wonder if Lucas even

realizes what a hack he's become, ruining a great scene like that. HIS great scene! Sheesh...

[Love Bug]

30. That must be the sound of silence because Han shot first!

And I have the VHS version to prove it!!!!!!

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

29. "You have failed me for the last time."

[Love Bug]

31. "There has never been a more wretched hive of scum and villany"

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

32. "I find your lack of faith disturbing."

[HeeBGBz]

33. "Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."

Masta Yoda

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

34. "Just like shooting womp rats back home."

[Mutley]

35. "You rebel scum!"

[DJ MEW]

36. It appears that they think I am sort of god.

"Well why don't you use your divine influence and get us out of this."

"I beg your pardon Master Solo, but that wouldn't be proper."

[edbermac]

37. "Look at that heavenly body!!"

LUKE!!! She's your SISTER, for chrissakes!!

[Cannikin]

38. Now his failure is complete

[Arkana]

39. Obi-Wan (igniting lightsaber): "Then I shall do what I must."

Anakin (igniting lightsaber): "You'll try...old friend."

Han: "Come on, buddy--we're not out of the woods yet."

Leia: "Some rescue! When you got in here, did you have a plan for getting out?!"

C-3PO: "I am C-3PO, human-cyborg relations--and this is my counterpart, R2-D2."

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

40. "When we last me you were the teacher and I was but the learner. Now the

circle is complete. Now I am the master."
("Only a master of evil, Darth.")
"Your powers are weak, old man."

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

41. "If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can possibly

imagine."

Editorial comment: I never really understood how this was supposed to work. I mean, if true, why even bother to fight in the first place? :shrug:

[cssmall]

43. R2-D2 getting shot.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooooooooo!

[VelmaD]

44. Luminous beings are we...

not this crude matter.

Actually I love that entire scene with Yoda:
"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hm? Mmmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force. And a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter."

Yoda rocks! :)

[Giant Robot]

45. "Never tell me the odds!"

[bertha katzenengel]

46. "You will take me to Jabba now."

[Reciprocity]

47. We're wanted men. I have the death sentence on twelve systems.

C-3PO: You must repair him! Sir, if any of my circuits or gears will help, I'll gladly donate them.


Han Solo: Uh, everything's under control. Situation normal.

Voice: What happened?

Han Solo: Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?


Voice: We're sending a squad up.

Han Solo: Uh, uh, negative. We had a reactor leak here now. Give us a minute to lock it down. Large leak, very dangerous.

Voice: Who is this? What's your operating number?

Han Solo: Uh...


Han Solo: Boring conversation anyway.

Han Solo: Luke, we're gonna have company!

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

48. "I don't like you. And MY FRIEND doesn't like you EITHER!"

[Rabrrrrrr]

57. "I'll be careful."

[Reciprocity]

49. Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.

Han: Let him have it. It's not wise to upset a wookie.

C-3PO: But sir. Nobody worries about upsetting a droid.

Han: That's cause a droid don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookies are known to do that.

C-3PO: I see your point, sir. I suggest a new strategy, R2. Let the Wookie win.


Princess: Governor Tarkin, I should've expected to find you holding
Vader's leash. I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board.

Grand Moff Tarkin: Charming to the last. You don't know how hard I found it signing the order to terminate your life.

Princess: I'm surprised to find you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself.

Grand Moff Tarkin: Princess Leia. Before your execution, I would like you to be my guest at a ceremony that will make this battle station operational. No star system will dare oppose the emperor now.

Princess: The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.

[naturalselection]

50. "Great kid! Don't get cocky."

[WeRQ4U]

51. "...but I was going to Toche Station to pick up some power converters!!!!"

His whiney voice just grates on me every time.

[brentspeak]

53. That's my favorite quote

That line's a running joke with me and my friends.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

52. "You've never HEARD of the Millenium Falcum? She's the ship that made

the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs!"

[anarch]

59. one of my favorites, but mostly because of this:

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2399411?htv=12

(you just have to sit through the ad before the clip plays...)

[Dr. Death]

72. Which never made any sense, because

a parsec is a measure of distance, not time.

[brentspeak]

54. "You'll be dead!"

[rene moon]

55. "May the Force be With You"

Nobody has said that!

more quotes:
"Use the force Luke, let go Luke. Luke, trust me"

"The force is strong with this one"

"Just you reconsider playing that message for him! No, I don't think he likes you at all. No, I don't like you either"

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid."

"Traveling through hyperspace isn't like dusting crops, boy"

"Look, Your Worshipfulness, let's get one thing straight. I take orders from just one person: me."

"You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away!"

[Reciprocity]

56. I love that one.

"Look, Your Worshipfulness, let's get one thing straight. I take orders from just one person: me."

Princess Leia: It's a wonder you're still alive. Will someone get this big walking carpet out of my way?

Han Solo: No reward is worth this!

[everythingsxen]

58. Empire -

Darth Vader: The rebels are alerted to our presence. Admiral Ozzel came out of lightspeed too close to the system.
General Veers: He felt surprise was wiser...
Darth Vader: He is as clumsy as he is stupid.
Admiral Ozzel: *appearing onscreen with Captain Piett* Lord Vader, the fleet has moved out of lightspeed and we're preparing to...
*Ozzel stops, and suddenly begins to choke, clutching at his throat*
Darth Vader: You have failed me for the last time, Admiral. Captain Piett?
Captain Piett: Yes, my lord?
Darth Vader: Make ready to land our troops beyond their energy field, and deploy the fleet, so that nothing gets off the system.
*beside Piett, Admiral Ozzel utters one last strangled gasp, and falls over dead*
Darth Vader: You are in command now, Admiral Piett.
Admiral Piett: Thank you, Lord Vader.

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

60. R2: "bizzzwudiittopp"

[Barking Spider]

61. Dirtiest line?

Han to Ewok: "Back door, eh? Good idea."

Kudos to: "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside." from above.

[DerekG]

71. I've got ya both beat

Yoda: "Good relations with the Wookies I have." (from "Sith")

[BreweryYardRat]

62. "Evacuate? In our moment of triumph?"

[edbermac]

63. "Lord Vader, what's this button for?"

"Oooops..."

[northzax]

64. you came in that thing?

you're braver than I thought.

[DerekG]

65. Sith

Obi-Wan: "Don't worry, we're still flying HALF a ship." (The delivery was priceless.)

[Zero Division]

66. "Apology accepted, Captain Needa."

Side note - Ugh. The first link where I encountered this pic was over with the sick fucks at LittleGreenFootballs. I bet many of them fantasized about being part of the Empire as children.

[DanCa]

67. I'd sooner kiss a wookie

[Reciprocity]

68. I can arrange that.

[DanCa]

69. "close the blast door, Close the blast door"

[miss_kitty]

70. "I have you now"

My favourite line.