Axe... This generations Hi Karate....

[WCGreen]

Why do people think a cologne or after shave will bring them women...

I remember going to the movies on a friday or saturday night and almost vomit from all that crap the boys would splash on hopin' to get lucky....

Dude, it's personality and confidence that wins women...

Not some fucking odor de madison avenue.....

[In_The_Wind]

1. soap

freshly showered ...

is the sexiest smell ...

[WCGreen]

3. A clean machine is always the best machine...

[In_The_Wind]

6. I couldn't agree more ...

good clean fun ...

:thumbsup:

[WCGreen]

9. Unless....

[In_The_Wind]

10. then ...

a run through the suds together ...

[WCGreen]

12. Ouu la la

[In_The_Wind]

14. without a doubt

:thumbsup:

[enigmatic]

2. hahahaha

I remember those Hi-Karate commercials; I think my brother even bought a bottle or 2. Is it still around?

[WCGreen]

4. Only in garage sales and Alabama....

[enigmatic]

5. or ebay

I bet; I gotta go see..

[WCGreen]

7. One unopened jar of Hi Karate...

Autographed by Joe Namath.......

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

8. Eau de Turdblossom and Essence of Santorum are very popular

among Republican women, I have heard tell.

[WCGreen]

11. But they only put out at the second coming....

[CaliforniaPeggy]

13. This is the funniest thread tonight.......

But how right you are...clean does it every time...

AND personality and confidence as well.......

[marzipanni]

15. If you Axe me...I agree , it's awful

A chubby ten-year-old boy from the neighborhood came in to our house last year with our son. His scent was overpowering, and my husband asked him what that smell was, cologne? "No, deodorant", he replied. "Well it stinks. Go outside!" "It's Axe!" the kid announced, as if the offensive odor's "in" status would excuse him from polluting the air in the room. I followed the boys out the door, telling him he might have applied a bit too much.
I have a theory that the proliferation of room deodorizers (sprays, plug-ins, burning scented oil, etc.) is causing the recent higher incidence of asthma.

[WCGreen]

16. Makes sense to me...

I have been suseptable to all sorts of odor since I my asthma appeared fifteen years ago..

Adult onset, they said...

I think it is the highly sealed living and office space we crave as protection.....

But that is way to deep a thought for Axe anything...

[SarahB]

17. I'm not into cologne on men.

It covers up too much. Natural, but clean is far better. Maybe a little is fine on occasion, but overall, I just can't say I'm a fan. Cheap, gross stuff is definitely not good. x(

[WCGreen]

18. Hell, I use unscented deodorant....

Can't stand the smell of cologne...

[LostinVA]

19. My 15-year-old nephew LOVES the stuff

It drives my sister crazy....

[ghostsofgiants]

20. Axe is fucking horrible...

My brother (whom I thankfully no longer live with, at least during fall and spring) wears it a lot and every time we're in the same room, it ends up giving me the fiercest headache.

I've never been a cologne wearer, but Axe is especially bad.