Help! Quick! I need IRREVERENT (NOT filthy) NUN NAMES!

[bertha katzenengel]

A friend at work came in as a nun and I told her I'd get her a funny name. Also she is originally from Quebec, and she is a BBBW, and she is fabulous!

Help!

[swimboy]

1. Sister Hellzapoppin?

[KitchenWitch]

2. Sister B L Zebub

[underpants]

3. Sister Mister

:bounce:

Forgive me I am not Catholic

[Devra]

4. sister mary elephant?

[Taverner]

5. OK I know what a BBW is (Big Beautiful Woman)

But what's a BBBW?

[bertha katzenengel]

18. Big Beautiful Black Woman

And boy, she is . . . :9

[johnnie]

6. Sister Bingo

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. The mother lode of sistery weirdness

http://www.thesisters.org/sistory.html

I found this while googling Sister Boom-Boom, a legend among San Francisco transvestites who ran for mayor several times on the Nun of the Above ticket.

:rofl:

[IcyPeas]

8. Sister Rosetta Stone (a la cheech n chong)

[Sanity Claws]

9. Sister Perpetual Pain

[jeff30997]

10. Sister Hood

:)

[RedCloud]

11. Nun Better?

twisted sister?

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. Sister Delphi Ignatius Ponce of the Glorious Caricature

[Momgonepostal]

13. Sister Mary Boom Boom, Sister Mary Fabulous

[BigMcLargehuge]

14. Sister Gimmeadolla of the missing bus fair

Sister pressoneformoreoptions of the blessed phone queue

[ronnykmarshall]

15. Sister I Juana Enchilada.

[Lisa]

16. Sister Marie de la Regle?

Sister Marie of the Ruler -- referring to the reputation that nuns have for cracking inattentive students on the knuckles with a ruler!

[SOteric]

17. When I was in grade school, we used to call

one of the nuns in our school 'Sister Mary Menopause.'

We'd also invent 'nuns' out of puns. Sister Pat Myaz, Sister Doris Open, Sister Kay Korpaiy, etc...

[MrsMatt]

19. Sister Bertilla the Nun

she taught my husband in grade school.

[auburngrad82]

20. Sister Delight nt

[WeRQ4U]

21. Twisted Sister BodyBlesser n/t

[swimboy]

22. Sister Supercilia or Sister Mary Monobrow.

[KitchenWitch]

23. Sister Mister .

(sister missed her period....)

[unsavedtrash]

24. Sister Nita Man

[SOteric]

26. Or maybe Sister Amanda HugginKiss

[hvn_nbr_2]

25. Check the "Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence" page

Meet the sisters:
http://www.thesisters.org/meet.html

Here are some of their names:
Sister Ann R Key
Sister Bea Attitude
Sister Edith Myflesh
Sister Gina Tonic, The Sparkling
Sister Harlette O'Scara
Sister Hedra Sexual, the Nun Too Straight
Sister Holly Lewya
Sister Jane D'oh!
Sister Lolita Me Into Temptation
Sister MaryMae Himm
Sister Saki Tumi
Sister Uma Gawd

[Oeditpus Rex]

28. Uh... I posted that link 2 1/2 hours ago

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4232283#4232344

Doesn't anybody read these threads? :shrug:

[bertha katzenengel]

36. "Doesn't anybody read these threads?"

Nope! :rofl:

[Bunny]

27. Sister Mary Torquemada?

I had her as a teacher in 2nd grade. :scared:

[A HERETIC I AM]

29. Sister Alice Flatulence.

Sister Mary Elbowpain

Sister Helga Wetspot


ok...time for dinner

[trof]

30. Sister Mary Vicious

Some comic did a riff on that.

[LostinVA]

31. Twisted Sister

[hippywife]

32. Prolly too late now but

how about Sister Mary Menopause?

Ooops. SOteric already put that one up there.

Sister Mary Margarita?

[greatauntoftriplets]

33. Sister Mary Holy Water???

n/t

[jeff30997]

34. Sister Minator.

[Stewie]

35. Sister Sledge

nt

[bertha katzenengel]

37. Thanks to everyone for the suggestions. NO MORE ARE NECESSARY

:7