UPDATE! Woman glues ex-boyfriends penis, loses her shirt!

[Bunny]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/wtae/20051104/lo_wtae/3041531

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On Friday afternoon, a jury found in Ken Slaby's favor, awarding him $46,200 in his civil suit against an ex-lover.

The 12 jurors had to decide if the glue episode was a sex game, or the revenge of a scorned woman.

Slaby says his ex-lover, Gail O'Toole, was angry he had moved on after their break-up, so she waited until he fell asleep, then glued his penis to his stomach, his testicle to his leg, and glued his buttocks together.
Slaby actually sued for three counts of battery, worth $30,000 each. So, he could have gotten up to $90,000.

On the stand, O'Toole said she only makes $800 a month -- half in alimony and half in Social Security disability, which she is on for depression.
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Good for him - I hope he gets everything from that dreadful woman. I can't get over how she tried to claim that this penis super-gluing was a routine part of their lovemaking. I don't believe that for one minute.

[no name no slogan]

1. What, you've never played "hide the gluestick" before?

man, you people are naive.

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. Oops

Thought it said "Ken Shabby."



Sorry, squire, I gobbed on your carpet.

[supernova]

3. Pay a fine, serve probation, whatever

But this offense isn't worth $30,000. She caused no permanent damage.

And what the hell was he thinking he had a right to fall asleep at her place for? I'll be he was VERY anesthetized.

[chaska]

4. Dear Supernova, please....

It is just not cool to be putting body parts in danger like that. Seriously, this is not far different from cutting bits off. You take a real risk with this type of thing.

She got off lightly.

Anyone that would do something like this is truly messed up in the head. She's lucky she's not going to prison.

Geez, ladies, just walk away from it. Don't put someone's life or your future in jeopardy. No relationship is worth that.

[supernova]

5. I didn't say it was cool

I said it wasn't worth $30,000.

But I agree with you in that they are both fucked up.

[alarcojon]

6. While everyone focuses on the guy's Johnson

what about the poor guy's glued butt cheeks? Oh, the humanity!

B-)