I am going to flash the next person who calls me "sir."

[bertha katzenengel]

JESUS! :banghead:

[datasuspect]

1. sir

(patiently waiting for gratuitous flash)

[In_The_Wind]

2. ~

(*)(*)

[datasuspect]

4. yowza yowza yowza!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

20. Incomplete. We want...

(*)(*)
 )  (
( \/ )
 \  /

[In_The_Wind]

26. Oh my!

good one ...

[VaYallaDawg]

That is VERY good indeed!!!

[Greyskye]

31. here you go!

:bounce: :bounce:




:evilgrin:

[kedrys]

3. Please wear a hidden camera

so I can see the look on the face of the next dipsh*t who can't tell the diff between a woman and a guy...

[MadHound]

5. Cool "sir"!

I always like gratuitous flashing:evilgrin:

[bertha katzenengel]

6. that does it!

between you & datasuspect... I'm going to get Mrs. V. to snap me flashing and I'm going to post it!! Damn all your eyes!

[MadHound]

8. WooHoo!!

I'm sorry, you know I'm just messing with you a bit.

My wife has the same problem sometimes. I had to rush her to the ER about a year and a half ago, and the secretary asked me what had happened to my "son":grr:

I'm just foolin' with ya, OK.

[bertha katzenengel]

9. It's way cool, MadHound. Mess away.

I'm just PISSED today because I really needed a massage and it got cancelled, and then this temp comes by and sees me from the back... WIDE HIPS, HELLOOOOOOOOO..... :banghead:

Sigh.

[MadHound]

13. Sorry about the massage, that sucks

Do you happen to have one of those back rollers? I know that they aren't the same as a full massage, but they do help some.

And some people are just frikkin' dense, what can I say. I'm with the poster above, if you do go through with this, I want pictures of the person's reactions.

Hope your day gets better from here.:hug:

[Spacemom]

7. You would think

the boobs would be the first clue. :eyes:

I think a high percentage of the population were dropped on their heads as infants.

[bertha katzenengel]

11. That's just it. YOU would think. I would think. But THEY...

they see the short short hair and it's automatic. They ignore the smooth cheeks, the wide hips, the shelf on the chest... DUMB ASSES!

[Err]

10. Why did Marcy from Peanuts call Peppermint Patty "sir"?

I never did get it...

Anyways, a lot of people in this country are assholes. I learn to ignore them, even though it is really hard to do sometimes.

[bertha katzenengel]

12. Because she was the sub.

;)

[hfojvt]

30. she called everyone sir

it was her bit.
Unlike me, "I call no one sir, except my batallion commander."

[bigwillq]

14. When I was younger

My voice was squeaky, high-pitched and slightly feminine.
Lots of times when I would order at drive thurs, they would ask

"Will that be all ma'am"? :mad:

[bertha katzenengel]

15. Sucks, doesn't it?

:hi: Big Will :hug:

[bigwillq]

16. Yeah.

I should've know then that I was gay! LOL!
:hug:

[RumpusCat]

17. i kind of enjoy being sirred

It tickles me, especially when I turn around/their brain pilot light comes back on/they realize their mistake and get all stammery. I once had a janitor chase me into the women's restroom shouting, "HEY BUDDY!" The look on his face when he realized I was a woman was priceless. :dunce:

I'm not exactly androgenous, either--I'm 5'2 and rather stacked, but people just see the short hair. :shrug:

[bertha katzenengel]

25. I got chased into the women's room once, too.

Talk about priceless. That was indeed delicious.

(ooh, your profile... i just love baby dykes... ;))

[Hugin]

18. Shaken not sirred...

Quick, what movie character says *almost* that!

[ET Awful]

19. Oddly enough, I have exactly the opposite problem . . . the next time a

waitress or cashier calls me "Ma'am" because of my long blonde hair (despite the obvious lack of female curvature of any kind), I'm gonna rip their appendix out through their nostrils.

[Samurai_Writer]

21. Hey Sir!

Can I get a flash now?

Actually, I have gotten called "Sir" on the phone quite a lot. Guess I have a deep voice or something!

And some losers on the internet sent me emails after seeing one of my modeling photos and told me I was a tranny! ROFL!

[madinmaryland]

22. I'm confused. Do you want to be called Sir or Jesus?

:shrug:

[bertha katzenengel]

27. jesus?

i'm so confused...

[RockaFowler]

23. My sister used to have this problem

When we were younger and she had short blonde hair, everyone thought she was a little boy. They used to call her "Sonny". My brother and I thought it was cute, but my sister was so upset. It's funny because to this day my sister still gets called "Sonny" by my brother. I think he likes to pick on her though (older brother kind of thing).

[hunter]

24. I had a girlfriend who used to do that. Here's her picture:

[KitchenWitch]

28. Whoa

I know the feeling...

I am over six feet tall, and people automatically without looking at me, assume I am a man. They are flabbergasted when they actually look at me (and see the girls sticking out) that I am a woman.

[MrScorpio]

29. Say the word and I'll kick their ass, babe

Just say it

[bertha katzenengel]

34. go for it

long as i can watch :loveya:

[skygazer]

32. I used to get that when I had short hair

I was working one day in my friend's repair shop (owned by his father, Owen) when an old man walked in.

"Are you Owen's boy?" he asks.

"No," I answer shortly, irritated that he can't see that I'm very female, though with short (not even short short) hair.

"Oh. Are you a local boy?" he continues.

"I'm not a BOY at all," I growl.

I spent the next half hour fending him off as he followed me around trying to grope me. :eyes:

[Lex]

33. Well, it happens to the best of us.

*sigh*