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How many of you remember the Christmas Special, "A Year Without A Santa Claus?" In case you do not remember it, this is the one where Santa was going to take a holiday, and it features in it "The Miser Brothers"...Mr. Cold Miser and Mr. Heat Miser. They try to get Heat Miser to let it snow in southtown, USA, as proof that Christmas spirit still lives, so as to convince Santa to not take a holiday.
Anyway, when they visit the Miser Brothers, each of them sings a song. Well, for reference, I'm going to include the verse from each Cold and Heat Miser...then...BUSH Miser!
Cold Miser...
I'm Mr. Cold Miser I'm Mr. Snow I'm Mr. White Christmas I'm Mr. 10 below...And Everything that I touch Turns to snow in my clutch I'm too much!
Heat Miser...
I'm Mr. Heat Miser I'm Mr. Sun I'm Mr. Green Christmas I'm Mr. one hundred and one...And Everything that I touch Starts to melt in my clutch I'm too much!
NOW... Here's the verse I came up with
Bush Miser...
I'm Mr. GOP Miser I'm Mr. Bush I'm Mr. Brown Christmas I'm Mr. Head up my tush...And Everything that I touch Turns to shit in my clutch I'm too much!
What do y'all think...Can you just see Bush dancing and singing that number? I sure can!! LOL
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