What role will you play in the war against Christmas?

[undeterred]

Poll question: What role will you play in the war against Christmas?

[In_The_Wind]

1. ~

[Cocoa]

2. I'm going to forge documents

showing that Santa's bag is full of anthrax.

[undeterred]

3. Then I should tell about the "tubes" I saw Santa transporting

to his workshop for God knows what purpose!

[bridgit]

4. Other = juker of all things pat robertson...

B-)

[proud2BlibKansan]

5. Gotta go with Dobson

He's such a fruitcake of a guy.

[Err]

6. I wanna be the asshole that tells kids that Santa doesn't exist.

:evilgrin:

[bridgit]

7. -_-

:cry:

[Err]

8. Yeah, that's what I wanna see...

tears coming from the face of a child. :rofl: :evilgrin:

Of course, I'm kidding...:)

[bridgit]

10. ^_^

:rofl:

[DainBramaged]

13. Santa eats the little childrens, yes he does he eats them barbecued

[LeftyMom]

9. I will rearange the nativity scenes so it looks like the wise men are

doing the sheep and donkeys. Also, I will replace the baby Jesus with R2D2.

[LiberalEsto]

11. Telling children Pat Robertson is a hoax

and then explaining the Feast of Mithras to them

[HEyHEY]

12. I'm going to find a way to capitalize on it!

[undeterred]

15. Yeah, like thats never been done!

[6000eliot]

14. Two words: "elf beating"