What rank should I be in the War on Christmas?
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Sun Dec-04-05 01:59 AM
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What rank should I be in the War on Christmas? |
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Sun Dec-04-05 02:41 AM
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1. Sarge.... You sound like a good sarge..... |
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Me, I wanna be a foot soldier so I can capture as many baby jesus's as I can.....
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Sun Dec-04-05 02:52 AM
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2. I'm thinking Lt. Colonel |
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Should I join the War On Christmas now, and avoid the draft? :shrug:
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Sun Dec-04-05 02:58 AM
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4. Join now and be an officer! |
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get drafted later and put up with the enlisted bullshit!
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leftstreet
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Sun Dec-04-05 03:06 AM
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7. Why did it take so long for The War on Christmas to start? |
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Were liberals lacking the proper intel? Did they pander to the Weapons Ornament Inspectors? Were they waiting for that smoking gun to turn into a mushroom pizza?
BrigaBigRear Falwell never mentioned it a year ago. But now, we're in the middle of a full scale war.
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Sun Dec-04-05 03:11 AM
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8. Those in charge of the War on Christmas |
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were in top secret clandestine negotiations with Haliburton and the Carlyle Group.
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Sun Dec-04-05 03:13 AM
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10. Ahhh....they're planning to "rebuild" Christmas |
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I get it now.
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Sun Dec-04-05 02:54 AM
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'Cause you are the supreme commander in this here war! :patriot:
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Sun Dec-04-05 03:05 AM
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5. I wanna be Commander of Demolitions! |
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Find and blow the shit out of those really horrible outdoor displays. :D
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Sun Dec-04-05 03:12 AM
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9. I would also like to work demolitions! |
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Blow those damn displays to hell!
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Sun Dec-04-05 03:06 AM
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6. Hey would I technically be a double agent? |
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Since I go to church and am a democrat- I hope Rove doesn't out me.
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