Both my cats were simply out cold on the bed.

[Archae]

So I go into my kitchen, and get out a can of tuna.

Didn't even open it yet, BOTH of them teleport in to the kitchen. :D

(Yes, I gave them a little of it.)

[Robeson]

1. OMG! You have CATS......

...and they know what you are going to do, before you do it....

[Archae]

3. The Navy has sonar...

Cats have tunar. :rofl:

[Presidentcokedupfratboy]

2. Well, I'm glad they are ok.....

My cat (15 1/2 yrs old and diabetic) is a bit lethargic in the morning but let him just hear me open a can of food and he's in the kitchen faster than you can say "W is a lying bastard."

[NV Whino]

4. All cats are born with the can opener gene.

[Tsiyu]

5. Two of mine are fighting

The kitty testosterone is raging in them (yeah, calling the vet this week) and they have been quite ill with each other.

I had to yell and then break them up and finally we just put them both out in the cold (by different doors) to chill out. Have a small scratch from Biscuit, but he seemed shocked himself that he did such a thing once I had him in my arms (my cats are so completely nonviolent towards humans - very mellow). The Cheat has been a bit under the weather, so I will let he and his brother back in soon, but they are big boys and they sure create a scene.

No tuna for them!
x(

[BikeWriter]

6. Haven't you heard? Cats are aliens.

http://www.geocities.com/jenjenln/smile6.htm

[Skittles]

7. my cat gets spooked when I start THINKING about getting the box

to take him to the vet - I am CONVINCED he can hear my heart beating faster