SUNDOG RUINED MY LIFE!!

[khashka]

Poll question: SUNDOG RUINED MY LIFE!!

[XemaSab]

1. Sundog wears white shoes after Labor Day!

:cry:

[sundog]

2. bitch

and i mean that in the most affectionate way possible :D

[khashka]

3. That's Mr. Bitch to you.

Or "bitch, SIR" if you're grovelling.

Khash.

[tjwmason]

4. Now now now - play properly children

Or I might have to stop lusting after both of you.

[khashka]

7. But, TJ!

It was a significant result!

I proved sundog is a ruiner of lives! Statistically. And when he was exposed, he called me a bitch!

Surely that makes me more lust-afterable. I'm the nice one.


Khash.

[tjwmason]

8. You? The nice one?

Which particular parallel universe are you thinking of here?

Plus - you are a bitch, sundog was merely stating the truth - indeed the obvious truth.

Besides - you proved even less that the crappy on-line polls which we're frequently exhorted to DU.

Finally - what on earth makes you think that the nice one is the more "lust-afterable"? Anybody who is nice should be drowned, and every entry of the word should be deleted from the dictionary it is the most serious blight on the English language (unless used in a mega-bitchy, yet understated, manner - such as Coward would do).

[khashka]

12. I think you just proved that I'm more lust-afterable

Since I'm less nice than sundog in your opinion, and that's better.... I win your fair virginal body. And he can just be jealous.

Khash.

(Come here, little boy....)

(Although if you don't start being nice to me again, beloved, I'm dumping you for swimboy. At least he appreciates me!)

[tjwmason]

16. Pah - he just calls you sir

and you get off on that - which is fair enough.

Who says I won't dump you for him anyway?

I'm always nice to you - because there is only one Khashka, and we all fall apart when you're not around - and your presence reminds us of flowers, and pussy-cats, and baby birds singing. :loveya: :loveya:

Was that nice enough? Right now I'm off to :puke:

[sundog]

19. wrong tj

he calls me sir

but that's between you & me :7

[tjwmason]

25. Swimboy calls everybody sir

He's polite.

They're like that in Virginia I gather.

[khashka]

22. Yeah, but you never call me sir

Which means he's slightly ahead on points.

But I think you're right. If you were ever nice to me it'd probably make me sick. A momentary aberration on my part.

But flowers, pussycats, and baby birds? Have you no shame, TJ? That's the nuclear weapon of cuteness! Now say something cruel so I can feel secure again in our love for each other.

Khash.

[tjwmason]

24. I'll give you a promise

If you get a knighthood I will call you Sir Khash.

But it will have to be a proper knighthood - which means that you have to become a British citizen first (Americans only get honourary ones - like Colin Power, K.B.E., and Rudi Giuliani, K.B.E.) and you can't become an Anglican, R.C. or Orthodox Priest beforehand either (Priests can't take up arms, thus don't get dubbed).

You brought the flowers &c. on yourself - you asked for me to be nice so I was nice. It's your own damn fault if you didn't like the outcome.

[xmas74]

5. He didn't ruin mine.

I did that all on my own.

[Deja Q]

6. How did he ruin it, and why couldn't I have saved your day?

[Misunderestimator]

9. He killed Kenny! The bastard!

[Cannikin]

10. I cant accept that. Sundog does only good in this world.

[khashka]

17. Good? Good?! Sundoggle?

You've forgotten about "The Baby Squid Horror"? Where he intentionally and maliciously tortured us with his delusional behaviour?

Good? He is evil. Evil, I tell you!

Khash.

[WindRavenX]

11. Sundog, like God, cannot create Evil

For Sundog, like God, created only good. Like Madonna.

Therefore, what we perceived of Evil is merely a lacking of Good. Like Madonna.

[sundog]

13. wanna be friends?

[WindRavenX]

14. if by friends, you mean, your prophet...then yes

I am the prophet of the One True Sundog, blessings upon those who know him.

[sundog]

15. i have good weed too

[WindRavenX]

18. All the cool Gods do

Otherwise, you wouldn't be God.

Satan smokes bad weed.

[bigwillq]

20. I had his baby

and he ditched me. My life is shit. :evilgrin:

[sundog]

21. yeah but you stopped taking your pills

and then you blame it on me

[bigwillq]

23. I was taking the pills

Just not the right ones. ;)