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Ladyhawk
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Wed Dec-14-05 09:50 PM Original message |
Where can I pick up my "War on Christmas" fatigues and weapon? |
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PittPoliSci
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Wed Dec-14-05 09:52 PM Response to Original message |
1. i'd hold off on the baby jesus. |
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Ladyhawk
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Wed Dec-14-05 09:55 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. Damn. A quick, clean shot to the head would be less painful. |
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PittPoliSci
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Wed Dec-14-05 09:56 PM Response to Reply #2 |
3. yeah but it's not as ascetically pleasing. |
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Ladyhawk
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Wed Dec-14-05 09:59 PM Response to Reply #3 |
5. Maybe if they filmed the shot in super slow-motion it would be |
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PittPoliSci
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Wed Dec-14-05 09:59 PM Response to Reply #5 |
6. LOL |
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Dukkha
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Thu Dec-15-05 11:43 AM Response to Reply #2 |
34. doesn't really have that Mel Gibson level of brutality |
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Ladyhawk
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Wed Dec-14-05 09:58 PM Response to Original message |
4. Also, what caliber/make of gun would be best for shooting a Christmas? n/t |
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KitchenWitch
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Wed Dec-14-05 09:59 PM Response to Reply #4 |
7. I think a .45 is a good caliber! |
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Ladyhawk
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Wed Dec-14-05 10:03 PM Response to Reply #7 |
10. What about the three wise guys? |
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KitchenWitch
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Wed Dec-14-05 10:07 PM Response to Reply #10 |
13. Perfect! |
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Ladyhawk
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Wed Dec-14-05 10:10 PM Response to Reply #13 |
16. Yeah, but they must be disposed of afterward. |
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DanCa
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Wed Dec-14-05 10:01 PM Response to Original message |
8. Well if you need a fat man who looks good in red I am your man |
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Ladyhawk
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Wed Dec-14-05 10:06 PM Response to Reply #8 |
11. But I don't want to shoot you! |
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DanCa
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Wed Dec-14-05 10:08 PM Response to Reply #11 |
14. Lol i thought your recruitting fat man in your posse |
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Aristus
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Wed Dec-14-05 10:38 PM Response to Reply #11 |
23. Put some steel-rimmed glasses on that fat, bald man, |
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LeftyMom
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Wed Dec-14-05 10:03 PM Response to Original message |
9. I think BuffyTheFundieSlayer is distributing materiel. |
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Ladyhawk
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Wed Dec-14-05 10:06 PM Response to Reply #9 |
12. Excellent. Do I get one of those big-ass machine guns |
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LeftyMom
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Wed Dec-14-05 10:10 PM Response to Reply #12 |
15. I thought the plan was for you to take out the sleigh? |
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Ladyhawk
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Wed Dec-14-05 10:12 PM Response to Reply #15 |
17. LOL...I'm lucky I swallowed my coffee before reading your post |
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Ladyhawk
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Wed Dec-14-05 10:14 PM Response to Reply #15 |
18. Perhaps we could put the old DEW system into effect and use |
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LeftyMom
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Wed Dec-14-05 10:19 PM Response to Reply #18 |
19. It's part of his secret plan |
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Ladyhawk
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Wed Dec-14-05 10:32 PM Response to Reply #19 |
20. NOoOOoooOOOoooo!!!! |
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LeftyMom
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Wed Dec-14-05 10:33 PM Response to Reply #20 |
21. I'll record your action and release it to the media |
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Ladyhawk
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Wed Dec-14-05 10:38 PM Response to Reply #20 |
22. One question: How will I know a Christmas when I see it? |
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chknltl
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Thu Dec-15-05 12:20 AM Response to Reply #18 |
28. A "fatwa" on the fat one? |
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NMMNG
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Thu Dec-15-05 12:13 AM Response to Reply #9 |
27. Did I hear my name? |
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Ladyhawk
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Thu Dec-15-05 10:48 AM Response to Reply #27 |
32. Can I get my flame-thrower in winter camouflage to match my outfit?n/t |
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Best_man23
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Wed Dec-14-05 10:39 PM Response to Original message |
24. I want to join the GWOC |
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dxdem
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Wed Dec-14-05 10:42 PM Response to Original message |
25. lol |
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TransitJohn
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Wed Dec-14-05 11:07 PM Response to Original message |
26. FAO Schwarzkopf |
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Jamastiene
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Thu Dec-15-05 12:48 AM Response to Original message |
29. Damn, let the reindeer live. |
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philosophie_en_rose
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Thu Dec-15-05 12:52 AM Response to Original message |
30. At Osama's Homobortion Jizz Emporium, of course. |
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Ladyhawk
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Thu Dec-15-05 10:38 AM Response to Reply #30 |
31. Isn't that located on the corner of Satan St. and Atheist Avenue? n/t |
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philosophie_en_rose
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Thu Dec-15-05 11:38 AM Response to Reply #31 |
33. Yep. Right next to Lesbo Lefties Toddler Brainwashing Center for girls. |
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StaggerLee
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Thu Dec-15-05 12:15 PM Response to Original message |
35. Was the original plan to fight them in the N. Pole and Bethlehem |
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