It is at times like this when I wish I were tall.

[GOPisEvil]

I'm watching the NCAA Women's Volleyball Championships. Some of these women are gorgeous. Most of them are REALLY TALL (to me anyway).

[Strong Atheist]

1. I'm 5'6" and a guy, so I am

2 inches below average, but I never think of myself as short. How about you?

[GOPisEvil]

2. Actually I'm about average height.

But at sometimes I FEEL shorter than average, particularly in crowds at concerts.

[Strong Atheist]

6. I truly believe

that how "short" you are and how "old" you are are mental things. I don't think of myself as short (5'6"), or old (41). My mental image of my age is late teens, early twenties.

[GOPisEvil]

8. I think you're correct.

[ForrestGump]

3. You never know...

Maybe a taller man is exactly what they don't want.

And just imagine where your face would end up resting...

[GOPisEvil]

4. Quite the excellent point!

I'll bring my grappling hook ladies!!

They're playing this thing about an hour and a half from me. If I leave NOW....

[ForrestGump]

9. Get thee to a locker room!

You and your...um...grappling hook.

Take pictures. Share them.

[huskerlaw]

5. They're really tall to everyone...

Sarah Pavin is 6'5" :wow:


Meanwhile, stay tuned for The Amazing Husker Comeback® ...starting after the commercial break. ;)

[GOPisEvil]

7. I know!

I hope there's an amazing comeback! This is actually quite fun to watch.

Oh yeah...6'5"...holy flurking schnit!!! :wow:

[GOPisEvil]

10. Ooohh...the comeback IS on!

:bounce:

[huskerlaw]

11. they appear to have their schiznit

together...finally...perhaps...


GO BIG RED!

[GOPisEvil]

12. Yeah! Win one for the ol' Big 12!

;)

[GOPisEvil]

13. Uh oh...

:(

[huskerlaw]

14. la la la

::sticks fingers in ears::

Coach Cook will kick their asses in the timeout. No worries.

Meanwhile, how fucking dumb do the Huskies fans look? "I think I shall cut open a volleyball and place it on my head...no, that's cool enough. I shall also stick pom poms in it. Yes, that's it. Now I look hot."

BTW, I have just drank 1/4 bottle of...water! Wheeee!

edited to add...

[GOPisEvil]

15. Ummm...is this what ass-kicking looks like?

;)

Good luck with the water. Tomorrow...SALTINES!!! :hug:

Oh yeah, you're right. The UW fans have, um, interesting attire.

[huskerlaw]

16. Well, I suppose an Aggie would know...

what it looks like to get one's ass kicked. :evilgrin:

We're still up by one. Patience, Iago.

[GOPisEvil]

17. LOL - trust me, I know the receiving end of an ass-kicking when I see one.

Does volleyball have rally caps?

[huskerlaw]

18. Ok, ok...so...

there's always next year. Remember, most of the Huskers are sophomores. Oh...and...the finals are in Omaha next year. ;)


Nebraska Huskers, 2006 National Champions! :woohoo:

[GOPisEvil]

19. WTF?!?! Come on ref. You're blind!

:argh:

;)

[huskerlaw]

20. Fucking phantom net

asshole refs. :grr: :nuke:

[GOPisEvil]

21. Yikes...the tires have officially come off.

:(

[huskerlaw]

23. It's ok

really, I mean, we have 2 seniors. Washington has 5. It's ours next year.


Here's to 2006! :toast:

[GOPisEvil]

25. Yeah, no kidding.

If you don't win next year, it will be a crime. ;)

[GOPisEvil]

22. Congratulations to Washington. They were very good.

Sigh...back to the NFL and ugly, sweaty guys. x(

[huskerlaw]

24. They're cocky bitches

but it's ok...whatever. They won. Next year we kick their ass, Husker style.

[GOPisEvil]

26. I love your homer-ism!

:thumbsup:

Let's insult Michigan in preparation for the bowl game (same stadium, too - hope there's no bad karma). :D

[huskerlaw]

28. Michi-who?

Ooooh, that "team" my Huskers are playing in the Alamo Bowl!

I'm not worried about karma. The volleyball team won there a few days ago.

Yo, Michigan...

[GOPisEvil]

31. San Antonio is turning into Husker-town.

:D

[huskerlaw]

32. That it is

and to think, you just barely missed out on the wonderful opportunity to host COLORADO!!

Speaking of which...Boise State?? I knew I didn't like them for some reason...

[GOPisEvil]

33. Yeah, I don't like officially hiring a guy when his team is in a bowl.

So, now Colorado's coach is coaching Boise St. in their bowl game?

CU will turn Hawkins into jerk in no time. It happens to them all. ;)

Thank (insert diety of your choice or not) that CU isn't coming to San Antonio. We (even us former residents) LIKE Husker fans.

[GOPisEvil]

27. The Washington coach can shave that mustache any day now.

It looks AWFUL on him.

/male cattiness

[huskerlaw]

29. Oh, you mean the dead rat on his lip?

Someone needs to tell him that the Miami Vice look is SO 1986.

I kept wanting them to show his feet...I really miss loafers w/ no socks. ;)

[GOPisEvil]

30. All he needs is a linen suit with the sleeves pushed up.

;)

[KitchenWitch]

34. I am a really tall woman

Over 6' tall. I never really cared whether the man I dated was taller than me or not, as long as I was treated right!

[Strong Atheist]

35. Good for you! nt.