Music genres you KNOW we need

[Montauk6]

Country Rap (aka Hip-Hop-Ho-Down)

Smooth Country

Rap Opera (c'mon, you KNOW it's just a matter of when)

Cool Classical - Lotsa Andrew Lloyd Webber, Michael Bolton arias, Vanessa Mae, Mariah Carey singing "Ave Maria," you get the point...

Smooth News - All-news, all-the-time but with a slight reverb and Billy Joel playing in the background

Classic Holds - Billy Joel, Elton John, Vivaldi's Four Seasons, your favorites while waiting to speak with the next available representative. Station slogan, "Your listening is important to us."

[name not needed]

1. Jazzcore

Come on, you know you want to see Comeback Kid playing old Coltrane songs.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

2. ...

:rofl::rofl:

That gives me THE funniest mental image....

:rofl:

[Montauk6]

3. I'm laughing and don't even know who Comeback Kid is!

But what Xtreme Geezers? Trad jazz outfits like the Preservation Hall Jazz Band playing, for example, songs from "The Emancipation of Mimi"

[WritingIsMyReligion]

4. ...

:rofl::rofl:

[mitchum]

5. Cum'n'bass...electronica with badly dubbed moans and groans

[Montauk6]

7. Somehow that fits too well...

What about badly dubbed moans and groans over Gospel tunes? We could call it Cum-N-Testify?

[Beware the Beast Man]

6. Speed country

Death Reggae
Ambient Rap
Polka Metal
Unintelligent Dance Music