So when do we get to see Mistress Heidi's new boots?

[Oeditpus Rex]

Just thought I'd ask...

[Heidi]

1. Here ya go!

:evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[Wapsie B]

2. Oh dear god.

Getting awfully warm in here.

:evilgrin:

[SeattleGirl]

10. Hi, bwa!

Need a little air conditioning, do ya? :evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. Ahem

Gee... thanks.

:eyes:

[Heidi]

4. You're more than welcome!

:thumbsup:

[SeattleGirl]

5. Hmmmmmmm.....

I know you promised yourself to shari, but can I join the fun? :evilgrin:

[Heidi]

6. Well, I love Shari and all,

but there was no exchange of vows or commitment, if ya know what I mean. :evilgrin:

[SeattleGirl]

7. Ooooh, I'm so glad!

I'll be there, with BOOTS ON! :evilgrin:

[Heidi]

8. Heh-heh.

:evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[SeattleGirl]

9. Hahahahahahaha!

I'm not even gonna go there, girl! Don't have to -- you know the mind of a sister Naughty Girl! :evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. Talk about MIHOP

I think I'll just go stand outside in the rain.

:banghead:

[SeattleGirl]

12. "Singin' in the rain, just singing' in the rain!"

:evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

13. Are you saying you need a cold shower?

Just need to clarify...

:evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

14. I'm sayin' a shower prolly won't do it

And NO SINGING!

[SeattleGirl]

15. Ah come on, OR!

SING FOR US!!!! We wanna make you sing! :evilgrin:

[Heidi]

16. .

[SeattleGirl]

17. Heidi, gf, we gotta make this dude SING!

:evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

19. Can I join in?

I've had vocal pedagogy classes. O8)

[SeattleGirl]

22. Please jooin the fun, Rev!

You are ALWAYS welcome! O8)

[RevCheesehead]

29. Then forget singing...

and commence with the sinning instead. :evilgrin:

[SeattleGirl]

30. Well, hey, if I have permission from The Rev herself

I will happily commence with the sinnin'!!! :evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

33. And why not?

I never stopped myself... I think... :dilemma:

[SeattleGirl]

34. That's MY kind of preacher!

:evilgrin:

[Heidi]

25. Please do!

:evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

(how am I doing so far?)

[Heidi]

67. Excellent!

I think you've gotten Oeditpus Rex's mind off of my new boots, anyway. :thumbsup:

[RevCheesehead]

69. I should be so lucky.

*sigh* :loveya:

[Heidi]

20. If this doesn't do it, _nothing_ will:

[SeattleGirl]

24. Oh. My!

You're singin' my song! :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

31. Kitchy knows why I can't sing

[SeattleGirl]

32. Well, damnit, share with the rest of us!

(But I still think we could get you to sing! :evilgrin: )

[Oeditpus Rex]

46. No! I can't!

It's not right for my...










(Praying that somebody takes the cue, or else I'm gonna look pretty stupid.) :blush:

[SeattleGirl]

Mmmm, gee, I'm pretty naive

You will have to expound on what you mean, darlin' man! :evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

Re the above photo

"One day, lad, all this will be yours!"

"What, the curtains?"

"No. Not the curtains, lad. All that you can see, stretched out over the hills and valleys of this land! This'll be your kingdom, lad."

"But Mother..."

"Father, lad. Father."

"B- b- but Father, I don't want any of that."

"Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get, lad: the strongest castle in these islands."

"But I don't want any of that. I'd rather..."

"Rather what?!"

"I'd rather..."
(music)
"...just... sing!"

"Stop that! Stop that! You're not going into a song while I'm here. Now listen, lad. In twenty minutes, you're getting married to a girl whose father owns the biggest tracts of open land in Britain."

"B- but I don't want land."

"Listen, Alice..."

"Herbert."

"'Erbert. We live in a bloody swamp. We need all the land we can get."

"But... but I don't like her.

"Don't like her?! What's wrong with her?! She's beautiful... she's rich... she's got huuuuuge... tracts o' land!"

"I know, but I want the... the girl that I marry to have..."
(music)
"...a certain... special... something!"

"Cut that out! Cut that out!"

[SeattleGirl]

66. And what, prey tell, is that certain special something?

Hmmmmmm? :evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

71. In 'Erbert's case

I do believe it was a penis.

[RevCheesehead]

73. ya think?

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

74. Yeah, I don't think that was mere hero worship

he felt for Lancelot.

I mean, when he was hangin' out the window sayin' "I am ready," he really was.

[RevCheesehead]

75. Poor Lancelot.

He never did catch on, did he?

"I'll bet you're gay."

[Oeditpus Rex]

77. Hell, he didn't even want

a bit of peril. :eyes:

[RevCheesehead]

78. Some men are harder to tempt than others.

[SeattleGirl]

79. But I think most of 'em CAN be tempted, darlin' Rev!

:evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

82. I'd certainly hope so.

I need to use what I've got. I can't fill anyone's boots.
The only boots I have are these:

[Oeditpus Rex]

80. I dunno

Women carrying flaming phallic symbols kinda scare me. :scared:

[SeattleGirl]

81. Oh, OR, I am MUCH more subtle than that

Believe it or not!

[Oeditpus Rex]

84. Maybe *you* are

But that Zoot... she's just a ton o' trollop bricks. :scared:

[SeattleGirl]

85. Indeed she is!

Don't be scared...I promise I'll be gentle! :evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

86. Damn, I did it again.

Sometimes I just go too far... :banghead:

[SeattleGirl]

87. "So far away....."

You're just fine, Rev! Nothin' like a hot woman of the cloth! :evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

89. No problem

Just stick the burning end in something wet.









(Damn, I am bad tonight.) :blush:

[SeattleGirl]

92. You IS bad, sir!

It's one of your finer qualities! :evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

93. Please....

Don't let me stop you. ;)

[SeattleGirl]

96. Never, Rev!

By the way, wanna join us? :evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

97. in what?

This doesn't involve superglue, does it? :scared:

[SeattleGirl]

100. Not even!

Just a bit of "harmless" fun! Hope you are well enough to enjoy yourself! :evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

99. I think I should

It's not right for my idiom.

[SeattleGirl]

101. Oh, come on, you!

Have a little holiday fun! Or CHRISTMAS FUN, if you prefer! :evilgrin: Deck them halls. Ho ho ho!

[Oeditpus Rex]

103. But a Knight of the Round Table

is sworn to be gallant 'n' all.

Y'know... aiding damsels in distress. Stuff like that.

Or facsimiles of damsels...

[RevCheesehead]

102. I didn't know you had an idiom.

I thought you were an autonomous collective. :shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

104. You're foolin' yourself

I'm livin' in a dictatorship — a self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes...



:think:



:scared:

[RevCheesehead]

106. The death of democracy...

The Death of Democracy

[RevCheesehead]

38. My Prince,

I'm here to rescue you.

[Oeditpus Rex]

39. You got my note!

:loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

50. Well, yes, in a manner of speaking...

(...I'm afraid when I'm in this idiom, I sometimes get a bit, uh,
sort of carried away.)

[NMMNG]

37. No flirting on the Internet!

[SeattleGirl]

41. Cry cry cry, baby jeebus

I'm gonna flirt anyway!!!! :rofl:

[NMMNG]

44. I figured as much

I found that smiley not too long ago and was just dying for a chance to use it. :rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

45. Well, thanks for not condeming me!

Now, join the party!!! :evilgrin:

[NMMNG]

52. With pleasure

[SeattleGirl]

57. Oooooh, bounce 'em, Buffy!

:applause: :applause: :applause:

[NMMNG]

58. DU. Come for the political discussion

Stay for the T&A

[Robeson]

42. I think you are a day late, and a dollar short.....

....:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

48. Yew are kerrect, suh!

This little Steel Magnolia is a born flirt! :evilgrin:

[NMMNG]

61. Takes one to know one

[NMMNG]

49. Whatever are you talking about?

[SeattleGirl]

51. Are you whistling while you work, Buffy baby?

:rofl:

[NMMNG]

56. Sure, that's it.

:evilgrin:

[Robeson]

55. O.K. It's official, I'm totally jealous of your usage of smileys.....

...:-(

[NMMNG]

62. You can copy all you want and use them at will

I don't own them after all.

[Robeson]

64. I'm not as computer savvy as you......

....:cry:

[NMMNG]

68. It's not so hard really

I'm no computer wiz myself-I just plod along with most of these things. If you know how to save pictures to your hard drive then you are halfway there. All you need do after that is have an account with a photo hosting site like Photobucket.com . Upload your pics there, then to post one here you just need to put the URL into your message text.

[Robeson]

70. I do that with pics. So is that what you do with smileys?.....

...:shrug:

[NMMNG]

76. Yup, that's all you have to do

I have over 200 smilies on Photobucket.

[Robeson]

83. Thanks for the feedback!.....

...though I fear I've got a loonng way to go to catch up with you....:thumbsup:

[NMMNG]

105. De nada

[Robeson]

18. Those boots were made for walking......

...:9

[SeattleGirl]

21. "And that's just what they'll do"

"One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you!"

Are you ready for that, Robeson??? :evilgrin:

[Robeson]

26. First soft, then firm....

....:evilgrin:

[SeattleGirl]

27. Whatever your pleasure, sir!

Mistress SeattleGirl, the Very High Reverend Priestess of the Church of Ethereal Pleasure, aims to please! :evilgrin:

[Robeson]

35. I do declare Mistress SeattleGirl, I do believe you're makin' this....

...southern boy blush....:blush: :P

[SeattleGirl]

36. Well, this half-southern girl

was taught right! :evilgrin:

[Robeson]

40. ....

...;-)

[SeattleGirl]

43. I love those southern boys!

:evilgrin:

[Robeson]

47. Well, it is second nature to us to know how to pay attention to a woman...

...and to open doors, when appropriate....:-)

[Heidi]

53. So, you're saying

that it's _first nature_ to ignore us and _not_ open doors? Just what are you saying here, Robeson?

:evilgrin:

[Robeson]

59. NOOO! It's our first nature to sleep and then wake-up.......

...and our second nature is to take care of our delicate women-folk.....;-)

[SeattleGirl]

54. One of your more charmin' qualities!

Wanna open my door? :evilgrin:

[Robeson]

60. ....choices, choices. Life seems to be about choices.....

...:dilemma:

[SeattleGirl]

63. Well, make up you'h mihnd, suh!

It's not nice to keep a lady waitin'! :evilgrin:

[Robeson]

65. Well, since I'm being bounded, tied up, and forced.....

....to paraphrase Flip Wilson, I guess...the devil's gonna' make me do it.....:evilgrin: :9

[SeattleGirl]

72. You callin' me the devil, suh?

Then okay, I'll devil you! :evilgrin:

[Robeson]

88. Please do!....

...I can be a lil' devil, too! }(

[SeattleGirl]

90. Mmmmm, I love the devil in people!

For starters: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :evilgrin:

Welcome to the Devil's Club!

[Heidi]

23. . . . And that's just what they'll do . . .

[Robeson]

28. And I grew up on that as a kid....

...now, if I could just talk my Dad into giving me the original LP he has....;-)

[Wetzelbill]

91. Well, I fainted

:)

[SeattleGirl]

94. Here, let me REVIVE you!

:evilgrin:

[Wetzelbill]

95. ummmm.... let me think....

SURE!!!! :)

[SeattleGirl]

98. All right! Come 'ere, baby!

This outta wake you up: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

You awake now? :evilgrin: