I want to marry a nice guy!

[Deja Q]

Forget girls, they don't deserve my big Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[rbnyc]

1. OMG!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[Deja Q]

2. Chooooooooooooooooooo?

:shrug: :)

[tjwmason]

3. Can I volunteer for the position?

:D

Oh damn - you're just entrancing us to get that wretched joke in there :nuke:

[Deja Q]

8. Certainly!

:7 :bounce:

[henslee]

4. They don't deserve you're big Donald Rumsfeld.? Hmmmm.

I've been told I've had a pretty big Donald Rumsfeld, too.

[ForrestGump]

5. You tease!

:D

Besides, you know what they say: all the nice guys are either married or.........gayyyyyyyyy.....hey, wait a minute!... :-) :hi:

[khashka]

6. You bastard, you total fucking bastard!

Here I was all ready to propose and pretend to be a nice guy... and then you do this! Bastard!


(but if I ask nicely will you show me your big Donald Rumsfeld?)



Khash.

[Deja Q]

9. Yes.

(to both!) :7

[LaurenG]

7. This has got to be the BEST

brazilian stealth attack I have seen yet. *high five*:rofl:

[Deja Q]

10. Why thank you!

:D :D

[dorktv]

11. If I win my race next year, I could perform the ceremony.

[Sugar Smack]

12. HT, you're a sicko for that.

Really. Sicko. Sicko. :o

[Wapsie B]

13. Well I sure don't.

:P

[NMMNG]

14. You were warned....