Let's play a game. What did matcom get the long suffering Mrs.matcom

[Midlodemocrat]

Poll question: Let's play a game. What did matcom get the long suffering Mrs.matcom

for the now ruined holiday we used to call Christmas?

[LynneSin]

1. Matcom probably think his existance is gift enough for Mrs. Matcom....

Mrs. Matcom got him this:

[Hugin]

2. Did Kinkade ever paint...

Kelly Brook?

If so, I'm voting for that as a gift.

Matcom would choose a gift which keeps giving all year...

[DS1]

3. Fence-cam

So she can watch Remy do his special trick

[GOPisEvil]

4. An attachment for "their" Kitchen Aid mixer.

Well, he'll cook food for her with it, so in a strange way it is a gift for her. ;)

[LSK]

5. subscription to playboy

Duh!

"Dont like it honey? I'll just read it then!"

[Misunderestimator]

6. A toaster.

[matcom]

7. .

:rofl:

i only WISH

[matcom]

8. just because YOU have the Kinkade wreath up...

don't mean we ALL have to :D

[HysteryDiagnosis]

9. He beamed warm thoughts in her general direction??? nt.

[BigMcLargehuge]

10. He's gonna wash AND use soap.

Sniff the love baby!

[matcom]

11. let's not go crazy here

:eyes:

what the hell will i get her for Valentine's Day?

[BigMcLargehuge]

12. Dude, Valentines Day, you brush your teeth... DUH!

makes for better smooching.

[matcom]

14. i prefer to just use the Crest white strips

all KINDS of fun when you peel them off after 6 months or so

[BigMcLargehuge]

15. you can use the enamel stuck to them to inlay a poem in the coffee table

Now that's a classy gift!

[Call Me Wesley]

13. This one:

[Hugin]

17. .

Hope you don't mind... I right clicked this picture for further study.

;)

[LSK]

20. that Kinkade dude rules!

[BreweryYardRat]

16. In all probability...

a rock.

[meegbear]

18. If you're reading this thread Mrs. matcom ...

remember, the more expensive the gift, the more perverted the sex act you will be expected to perform later.

[newyawker99]

19. I voted for the Thomas Kincaid painting.

I hear matcom is a big fan.



:rofl:

[khashka]

21. I was hoping for "divorce"

She's much too good for him... but since that wasn't an option: Thomas Kinkade Glade candles. She'll be ecstatic.


(Could someone please page Heidi? Wesley keeps posting pix of half naked women! She really oughta know.)


Khash.

[GalleryGod]

22. Progmom knows to include the "Bite Me" option.

So?.......

[Tari]

23. He's giving her a manuscript he's been working on titled "The 3 Things

I've Learned About Women".

So far, all he has is the title.

But, I hear he wrapped it real pretty with lots of tape.

[SofaKingLiberal]

24. A Greyhound

[BlueIris]

25. I voted Greyhound. That was the first thing I thought of. Great poll.

My favorite Lounge thread ever was, "I am being mean to Mrs. Matcom and I don't love her, because I won't let her get a greyhound." I desperately want an update on that situation, let me tell you.

[matcom]

26. update:

there is no update :D

[Midlodemocrat]

27. I kind of liked the one where he said he was

going with the whole Barefoot Mrs. Matcom thing.

Not thinking it went well for him, though.

[matcom]

28. what is this?

Matcom story hour? :rofl:

[southlandshari]

29. Oooo - can I play?

:P

[matcom]

31. moonpies for EVERYONE!

and taco's too :P

[southlandshari]

33. Yay!

And something else, what was it? Something for peace?

:P

[Midlodemocrat]

30. There you are.

Apparently whilst I was out shopping for the holiday you singlehandedly ruined, you turned into a 15 year old who wants to be sold as a sex slave.

How much scotch have you had?

[matcom]

32. on my first now

i'm DANGEROUS sober :D

[Midlodemocrat]

34. Pfft. I am making

peppermint tinis!!!! I figure by the third one I should be puking in the yard. :bounce:


Oops, does this make this a bodily function thread?

[matcom]

35. hope your giving some to that teenager of yours

i'll be right over! ;)

[Midlodemocrat]

36. Ha. Ha. Funny story. I had a party Tuesday night and

bought some of the liquor filled bottles made of chocolate. Well, the genius that she is, she had one not knowing that it had alcohol in it. She was so freaked out that she was going to get drunk....it was hilarious. I had to laugh at her because she is determined not to go down that path right now... and she felt she had violated our trust in her.

It was pretty funny.

[matcom]

38. violated?

oh just don't go THERE :7

i taught her how to be sooooo innocent around you. she is a great student :P

[Midlodemocrat]

39. LOL. Her grades prove it.

:P

[matcom]

40. i give her a B+

we are working on that 4.0 :bounce:

[LaraMN]

37. A poster of Johnny Depp for the bedroom ceiling.

:o

[edbermac]

41. Edible underwear!

Models included...:evilgrin:

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

42. Kinkade does wreathes?

Oh boy, I know what I can get Rabrrrrrr for christmas now! One dozen of those puppies oughta knock that curmudgeon right off his computer chair!

:D

[Rabrrrrrr]

43. I'm not a curmudgeon! Well, not much, anyway.

I'm really a softy.

That said, a set of Kinkade wreaths will set off my wrath and ire. Unless they're from you, then I would display them.