Orrex
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Fri Dec-23-05 02:57 PM
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| A joke you *haven't* heard |
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Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilians were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
"That's six zillian boobies with no support," cried the Prez.
nyuk nyuk nyuk
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Fri Dec-23-05 02:59 PM
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Fri Dec-23-05 03:01 PM
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| 2. Gee. I've never heard that joke before... |
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... in bold type, at least.
*yawn*
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Fri Dec-23-05 03:01 PM
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Fri Dec-23-05 03:04 PM
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| 4. Upon reading the whole thing, I HADN'T heard that version before... |
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But you are still deserving of one of these...
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Just for being shifty....
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Fri Dec-23-05 03:14 PM
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| 5. I'd like to see a thread |
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in which people propose their alternate punchlines for that very tired joke...
Thanks for the spanks, by the way.
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