DS1 wants to kidnap a 15-year-old Matcom, for use as a love slave.

LaraMN

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Fri Dec-23-05 03:12 PM
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DS1 wants to kidnap a 15-year-old Matcom, for use as a love slave.

It's true. I swear on my blue knee-boots.O8)

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DS1

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Fri Dec-23-05 03:13 PM
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1. Kidnap?

He does that willingly :shrug:

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matcom

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Fri Dec-23-05 03:14 PM
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2. AGAIN?

why do you make me relive my childhood? :cry:

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DS1

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Fri Dec-23-05 03:22 PM
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3. Give up the cornhole

Love slave :D

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matcom

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Fri Dec-23-05 03:24 PM
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4. oh great

another helping of Jiffy-Pop :eyes:

i'm all a flutter

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DS1

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Fri Dec-23-05 03:25 PM
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5. expands right before your very own eyes

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LaraMN

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Fri Dec-23-05 03:26 PM
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6. Okeee....

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DS1

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Fri Dec-23-05 03:27 PM
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7. No Moleste? That only works on this guy. And only some of the times

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khashka

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Fri Dec-23-05 03:28 PM
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8. Wow! We can kidnap an adolescent Matcom?

How come nobody told me about this?

Khash.

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LaraMN

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Fri Dec-23-05 03:34 PM
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9. DSI was suppressing knowldege of the time- travel technology...

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DS1

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Fri Dec-23-05 03:36 PM
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10. Correct

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go inseminate Princess Di in the back of her car - it's a failsafe plan

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khashka

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Fri Dec-23-05 03:42 PM
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11. Oh! That's all!

I thought I was going to have to join NAMBLA.... when all I really have to do is get in good with DS1.

Kewl!

Khash.

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Midlodemocrat

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Fri Dec-23-05 04:24 PM
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12. 15 yo matcom CANNOT go out with my daughter.

That is all.

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