I choked out a Freeper at the office Christmas party last night.

[Beware the Beast Man]

The vile freeper coworker of mine got drunk and took the podium last night, spewing out vile insults about "femnazis" and "the poor are poor because they are lazy," the usual stuff. After 5 minutes of this, I had enough. I told him off and tried to get him to calm down, but he threw his drink at me and called me a "commie bastard." "That's it!" I screamed. "I am going to settle this once and for all, you Christo-fascist supporter!" Then I grabbed his necktie with my left hand and throat punched him with the right. He retaliated with a series of uppercuts, but I relented and power-bombed him through a table. Thinking quickly, I grabbed the microphone cable and wrapped it around his throat. He wheezed and sprayed blood from his nose as he gasped for air. With one foot on his heaving chest, I grabbed them mic and said "Tell everybody you're Bill Clinton's pool boy. SAY IT!!!" With the little breath he had left, he muttered, silently, "i...am..bill...clinton's..pool boy." "Good," I said, freeing him from certain doom. "Now go, and never come back to this place."


But not really.

Happy Holidays, everyone! :hi:

[Fenris]

1. ...

:spray:

[HEyHEY]

2. A broke a bottle and cut one with it

He was going on about how gays shouldn't be married and all. SO I said, "careful buddy, you're gonna get hurt." To which HE replied, "Go for it, there's three more of us in the back seat." I said, "Pity the back seat!" And broke my whiskey bottle on the fence.
It got a little heated and a slashed his face.

Fucker he ain't pretty no more

[NMMNG]

4. That sounds very much like a scene from "The Outsiders"

:P

[AmandaRuth]

3. LOL

my freeper fantasies revolve around making these overpaid executives work and survive on these min wage jobs that abound in todays economy - I had a district manager tell me that our warehouse workers are well paid - Salaries run from $16,500 to $20,000 yearly. Some of our workers go to food banks and one is involved in the WIC program.

And Happy Holidays right back at ya.

[sakabatou]

5. For those of you who have seen the anime X-1999 or X the movie

You can kinda get what punishment these asswipes deserve.

[uppityperson]

6. Well, all I have to say is...

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

Happy Holidays too!