No more Mister Nice Guy...

[ForrestGump]

:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

1. No more Mr. Cle-e-e-ean

[ForrestGump]

5. Dude...nice biceps

:P

[Ptah]

17. I used to be such a sweet, sweet thing

Until they got a hold of me
I opened doors for little old ladies

[Ptah]

25. I helped the blind to see

I got no friends ’cause they read the papers
They can’t be seen with me and I’m getting shot down

[Ptah]

27. I went to church incognito

When everybody rose, the reserved smith
He recognized me
Punched me in the nose

I'll do this one by myself.

:crazy:

[Guy Fawkes]

2. I think he wrote an advice book for kids...

:shrug:

[ForrestGump]

6. Was it him or

Charles Manson? :o

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. Hi, Forrest!

Why are you posting a pic of Alice Cooper? :scared:

I hope you're feeling a whole lot better today, my dear!

I did leave a comment in some other thread.....I forget which one!

Getting old, I guess......:cry: :hi:

[ForrestGump]

7. Hi, Ms Peggy!

:hi:

Sorry about alarming you! Yes, thanks, I'm much better -- now I just feel lousy, as opposed to mostly-dead. :-)

:hug:

[RevCheesehead]

4. Damn, you've really let yourself go.

I had no idea you were that ill. :hi:

[ForrestGump]

9. That's actually about how I look right now,

though with several days' worth of facial hair come in for that truly psychotic look. :D

[FuzzySlippers]

8. His mascara bill must be enormous.

How are you feeling? Much better I hope.

[ForrestGump]

10. Mascara? What mascara?

:P

Much better, thanks, Ms Slippers. :hug:

[FuzzySlippers]

11. Must be the smack then.

Glad you're better, Mr. Gump.:hug:

[ForrestGump]

16. Please, don't smack me any more!

You are so harsh... :scared:

But thank you, all the same. :hug:

[southlandshari]

12. I bet I can make you smile!

:evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

14. I think you just did!

:P

[Call Me Wesley]

13. Glad you feel better.

Is that your fork? Sorry!

[ForrestGump]

15. Thanks, Mr Wesley

Yeah, that fruitcake is extra firm this year.

No, not the distinguished Israelite on the left...the actual cake kind. :-)

[Call Me Wesley]

19. Perhaps,

but the distinguished Israelite knows spoonin' and forkin' beyond belief, let me tell ya. ;)

[ForrestGump]

21. Surely Uri jesting

*weak rimshot*

:shrug:

Hey, I don't write my own material, folks...

[Call Me Wesley]

22. Ack.

I won't tell you what I read first. Nevermind.

I'm trashing the fruitcake now. Happy Hanukka!

[ForrestGump]

26. My work is done here. Yea, I have elicited an 'ack.'

I'm kinda wondering now, though, what in the Urilogical universe you could have read into my comment.

Merry Kwanzaa! Bodacious Hannukah! Mary Christmas! :hi:

[supernova]

18. Ha, just as long as

Feel free to break out into "School's Out for Summer" anytime now. :D

Glad you're feeling better. :hug:

[ForrestGump]

23. Thanks, Ms nova

:hug:

School's out forever, for me, I hope. :D

Except that whole School of Life thing. And classes I always wanted to take in languages, and...etc, etc....

[DS1]

20. Boonie did it better

[ForrestGump]

24. Pat Boone can kiss my white bucks!!!

If I had any.

[FuzzySlippers]

28. That is just deeply disturbing.

:scared:

[ForrestGump]

29. Oh, feast your eyes, baby...

http://www.vh1.com/shared/media/images/sn_legacy/addict/images/Boone,_Pat/sm-Boone-metal.gif

[FuzzySlippers]

30. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know you asked me to quit smacking you, but this calls for extreme measures.

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

[Strong Atheist]

31. Since when

have YOU been nice? Santy's gonna get you...x(