Yeah, YOUR Kids Are REALLY Fucking Cute In Their Race-Car Shopping Carts

[matcom]

at the grocery store :eyes:

:popcorn:

ESPECIALLY when you leave them in the middle of the fucking PARKING LOT! :eyes:

:popcorn: :popcorn:

GO!

[GOPisEvil]

1. ...and if you boil those ribs, not even God will save your soul!!!

:popcorn:

[matcom]

2. i'm now eating FANTASTIC butterscotch cookies!

and YOUR future ex-wife is DOING THE DISHES AS WE SPEAK!! :P

:bounce:

:hide:

[GOPisEvil]

4. Why must you taunt me so?

:cry:

[matcom]

5. sorry

those tight jeans COMPEL me! :P :hide:

[DS1]

8. If you fuckers would quit yappin and start coughing up some cash

for my camera fund, I could be outside taking pictures through the window of that piece of ass in tight jeans washing the dishes like a good gal

:popcorn:

[matcom]

11. if it's any consilation....

i made her get barefoot first

[DS1]

14. well, at least she won't get the walls dirty when those feet are

far over her head

[GOPisEvil]

18. I love dealing with professionals.

[GOPisEvil]

15. You'll need a good lens, too.

Say something in a 300mm Telephoto with IS. I'll just pull that 4 grand out of my ass. ;)

[DS1]

17. I'll take ass-bills

:shrug:

And I already have the 300 mm IS :D

xmas rocks!

[GOPisEvil]

19. Ooooh...how about the 600 mm?

What's another 3 grand between assholes? :D

[DS1]

20. You want full-frame camel-toe, don't you

:bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

21. Hmmm...with the EOS 5D...

I figure we can make that bad boy poster size at least! :D

[DS1]

22. I dunno. Matcom, is the Missus' sister ugly?

don't wanna take no pictures of pigs

[matcom]

24. be back in 9-12 minutes

:P

[GOPisEvil]

25. Use the upstairs bathroom.

They'll hear you if you're downstairs. :P

[matcom]

26. don't worry

i'm taking my cue from you pal :bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

27. I hope you washed those sheets before anyone else used that bed.

:bounce:

[DS1]

28. Still hooked on those Olestra chips, are ya?

[GOPisEvil]

29. I'm not as full of shit as I once was...

[DS1]

30. Well, at least you left something that matcom could put in a bag

and leave it on fire at the place across the street

[GOPisEvil]

31. He could have done it every night for a week.

[DS1]

32. They have plugs for that

[GOPisEvil]

33. I'm sure matcom has those too.

:scared:

[DS1]

34. Knowing matcom

[GOPisEvil]

35. That's the "before" picture, isn't it?

I have a feeling that in the "after" picture, the red isn't quite as bright.

[Oeditpus Rex]

23. 600's only an f/4

And it's dark out there. :scared:

[GOPisEvil]

10. Are they cutting off the blood flow to your brain...

...or the part of your body that actually thinks? :hide:

[madrchsod]

3. it`s the excitement of the season

and the stupidity of the kids parents.

[DS1]

6. And they cry too much when you play Bigfoot

[matcom]

7. no, they cry...

when i pour Jalapeno juice on their heads :eyes:

[DS1]

9. You're too nice

I pour it in their eyes, then smash it over their stupid crying and imminently crushable heads

[matcom]

13. sorry

i'm just a big softy

[flvegan]

12. I prefer breadcrumbs sprinkled liberally on them such that the parking

lot seagulls have something to go after.

[XemaSab]

37. You don't know how big those suckers can get

until you opened a cardboard box you thought had a murre in it only to find a gull.

:scared:

[WCGreen]

16. I hate those things....

they clog the aisles so that I can't get to the Enemma and beer aisle....

[southlandshari]

36. I think my New Year's resolution this time around shall be

to pretend I never knew any of you very scary people!

:hide:

[matcom]

38. scary?

i'm such a big softy :P

[southlandshari]

40. You? Soft?

I don't think so. Nope. Not at all.

You :scared: me.




































:P

[Midlodemocrat]

39. Why thank you! I think they are pretty cute also.

How nice of you to notice!


:bounce: