What does Santa drink on Christmas Eve?

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[BrotherBuzz]

1. I have it on good authority that Mrs. Claus...

lays down the law and allows him a Sudwerk Brewery Doppel Bock only after he has completed his work for the evening.

[MarianJack]

2. At Our House,...

...it's CHOCOLATE MILK :bounce: :beer: :loveya: :donut: :woohoo: !

[maveric]

3. Red Bull

The dude needs to stay awake.

[swag]

4. Fish House Punch.

Doesn't everybody?

[JVS]

5. Malt liquor

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

9. thanks for stealing my response, JVS

I saw the title of this thread in the index and clicked on it solely to type malt liquor as a response.

maaaan.

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18. 2 votes for malt liquor

[WCGreen]

6. The blood of young elves....

It's how he can do all he does...

He is, afterall, a satanic creation to take attention away from the little baby jesus....

[Historic NY]

7. Hot toddy........

Ingredients:
1 tblsp Honey
3/4 glass Tea
2 shots Brandy
1 slice Lemon
Mixing instructions:
Brew tea and fill tall glass 3/4 full. Mix in honey. Mix in Brandy shots. Add lemon slice and enjoy.

[Fox Mulder]

8. At my house, we were always told to leave Santa beer.

:silly:

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10. Santa always came to my house on Christmas eve

while we went out for hot chocolate and my mother was taking a bath.

[Orsino]

11. A whole lotta sour milk...

...to go with those stale cookies.

[Spider Jerusalem]

12. He fortifies himself with frequent nips from a flask of Jameson's.

[lpbk2713]

13. Coca-Cola

I know it's true because I've seen it on TV before.

[CornField]

14. I bet he's got a little Cap't in him.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

15. At our house...

we leave out cookies and a Manhattan. I have these hilarious pictures of my children over the years pouring whiskey and vermouth.

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16. thats great!

:party:

[Bzzzz]

17. A Goose and...

a little juice!!!

[flvegan]

19. Everclear.

Needs the strong stuff for when Little Cindy Lou Who wakes up and starts in with the inquisition.

[GrpCaptMandrake]

24. That one passes the *snort* test!

"Hey. HEY! Will somebody PLEASE get this little Torquemada a drink of water and send her back to fucking BED?!"

"Honestly! What's a Grinch gotta do for a little peace around here?"

:rofl:

[0007]

20. Raindeer piss

[Earth_First]

21. Hopefully nothing if he's landing on MY rooftop!

;)

[Strong Atheist]

22. Peets coffee!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4486481

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23. kicked for Christmas Eve!