3 presents left to wrap, whos coming over to do it?

LSK

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Sat Dec-24-05 03:19 PM
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3 presents left to wrap, whos coming over to do it?

Im waiting..

:o

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Sat Dec-24-05 03:20 PM
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1. I would but I'm 2000 miles away.

:popcorn:

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LSK

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Sat Dec-24-05 03:25 PM
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6. thanks anyways...

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Call Me Wesley

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Sat Dec-24-05 03:22 PM
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2. No prob.

Just hand me the paper, and the rest will be done in a second ...

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LSK

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Sat Dec-24-05 03:25 PM
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5. your even farther than CG

That wont work.

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Call Me Wesley

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Sat Dec-24-05 03:32 PM
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7. Check again.

I just fired my staple gun. Has the staple arrived yet?

Happy Holidays! :hi:

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LSK

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Sat Dec-24-05 03:33 PM
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8. yeah,you stapled Santa's ASS to his sled somewhere over Iceland.

Good job! :D

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Call Me Wesley

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Sat Dec-24-05 03:38 PM
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10. I'm so sorry.

Edited on Sat Dec-24-05 03:39 PM by Call Me Wesley

But, on the other hand, I wonder if Santa could thell them Icelanders this one:

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

Merry Christmas!

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Sat Dec-24-05 03:40 PM
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11. You suck ...........

:rofl:

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Call Me Wesley

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Sat Dec-24-05 03:49 PM
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12. What?

Edited on Sat Dec-24-05 03:49 PM by Call Me Wesley

I tell you and your fellow Icelanders a funny joke I just heard and you tell me I suck? What are you, a Taliban or something?

:rofl: :popcorn: :rofl:

Happy Holidays, CG!

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Deja Q

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Sat Dec-24-05 03:24 PM
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3. Well, I love wrapping packages...

O8)

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LSK

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Sat Dec-24-05 03:24 PM
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4. no sex threads till later please

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XemaSab

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Sat Dec-24-05 03:34 PM
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9. Ha!

I have at least 8 more and I am saving the planet by making CLOTH BAGS for my presents.

Shoot me now.

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