When people say they want 'different' in personal ads,

[Deja Q]

how come they always end up with 'the same'?

Are they all talk?

[BlueJazz]

1. Yeah..I've never figured that one out yet.

I do know one thing (if you're a Guy searching for a Female SO)

Stay away from Women who post:
1.I love to Travel: (You have so much money that you don't have to work)
2.Like you to be the "Man of the House": (Dominate me cause I'm a Brainless idiot)
3.Must have "Family Values": (I'm a right-Wing Nut case)

[Ivan Sputnik]

2. They want "different" but not too different

Just a slight twist on the same old thing. Sort of like Hollywood.

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. There oughta be a code book for personals

And there probably is. :shrug:

There's certainly enough code for a progressive thread...

"Young at heart." — I'm often mistaken for petrified wood, but I giggle like a little kid when I pee myself.

"I like long walks on the beach." — I once saw a photo of a beach.

"No baggage." — The court order expired yesterday. I'm over it. Really. Except that I hear her laughing at me every time I listen to Shania Twain.

:popcorn:

[Ellen Forradalom]

4. There is undoubtedly such a code book

on Best of Craig's List.

[Evergreen Emerald]

5. hahahaha

That was fun.