No "new" Kevin Federline news today...would you settle for Tori Spelling?

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/people_tori_spelling

NEW YORK - Tori Spelling is engaged, just months after separating from her first husband, People and Us Weekly magazines reported Tuesday. Actor Dean McDermott, who has been dating the former "Beverly Hills, 90210" star for several months, proposed Christmas Eve in Toronto.

"We're so incredibly happy and in love. We cannot wait to start our lives together," the couple said in a joint statement to People. Us Weekly first reported the engagement.

Calls by The Associated Press to Spelling's publicist Tuesday weren't immediately returned.

Spelling, 32, and McDermott, 39, met earlier this year while working on the TV movie "Mind Over Murder."

[Taverner]

1. She looks better as a blonde

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

2. Yes, she does...I'm guessing this is a "pre-surgery" photo:

Tori Spelling arrives at the 16th annual 'Carousel of Hope' Benefit for Childhood Diabetes at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills in this Saturday, Oct. 23, 2004 file photo. Spelling is engaged, just months after separating from her first husband, People and Us Weekly magazines reported Tuesday. Actor Dean McDermott, who has been dating the former 'Beverly Hills, 90210' star for several months, proposed Christmas Eve in Toronto. (AP Photo/Jason Merritt, File)

[Mad_Dem_X]

3. Gah! She's hideous

Face looks like a guy...and the worst boob job EVER.:thumbsdown:

[RebelOne]

4. Stop bashing people's looks. It is so totally immature.

[Mad_Dem_X]

6. I totally think she's nasty.

She got that way from bad plastic surgery. It's not natural, and she's an adult, so I am free to poke fun at her. So there, nyah. :P

[LynneSin]

16. Settle, if that was her natural look I would agree but

It's well documented and quite obvious that the woman has had a ton of plastic surgery done on her body. She was an adorable blonde and kinda flat-chested when she started 90210 but now she looks like a freak.

When it's not nature it's open game on criticism. Hopefully it'll prevent other girls from distorting their bodies.

[underpants]

5. Nice boob

the one on our right her left...the other one eh not so much

[Initech]

7. I hate to ask, but I must:

Who the fuck is Kevin Federline? I still have no clue who this guy is.

[underpants]

8. Married to Britney Spears

or was. They appear to be breaking up. She protected her money.

He was a background dancer in her show and some other shows too. His girlfriend at the time was pregnant when he left HER for Britney.

Think of Kid Rock without the class and sophistication.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

9. Calls himself "K-Fed," thinks he's the next Vanilla Ice

He's got a "rap" album coming out in 2006. I've heard the single. It makes Vanilla Ice sound like Dr. Dre.

[Initech]

10. That's about the most pathetic thing I've ever heard of!

[Goblinmonger]

14. The Milwaukee morning drive guys

refuse to call him "K-Fed," it's always "Cleatus" which is MUCH more appropriate name.

[Dave Reynolds]

11. Hmmm. Looks like it should read "Tori Spilling",

cuz the girls are trying to escape.

[Goblinmonger]

15. No kidding, she is really proud of her new

:bounce::bounce:

[Deja Q]

12. Another one using marriage as a game. meanwhile, HOMOS are ruining it...

marriage, that is. :eyes:

And I bet she'll divorce her new pull toy within a few years (if not months) too.

How come game playing cows get married and remarried and remarried and remarried and remarried and remarried and I can't even get beyond a first date? (I'm an emotional cripple and a loser, but we already know that.)

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

13. You're Good Enough, You're Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like You.

:toast:

:evilgrin:

[pitohui]

18. toad, her dad is aaron spelling, of course she can get guys

don't compare yrself to a woman who was born filthy rich w. a dad who could buy her a career despite her ugly face and lack of talent

have to admit i like the new body but she bought that too

point is, if you put lance armstrong in the special olympics, it wouldn't be fair, now would it? don't hold yrself to the impossible

she has advantages that we don't have

no one would care who she married, no one would have ever put her face on a teevee show, if her dad was not her dad

at least what you make of your life, it's YOURS

so you are not a loser, she's the loser because she'll never know what if anything she could have done on her own, and now she's an old has-been at what age 32?

[pitohui]

17. she still alive?

damn i wish i had a rich dad to buy me a career