I am a secret Freeper infiltrator

[WilliamPitt]

I fooled you all.

[SammyBlue]

1. Yes, Will. . .you fooled us all! Shame on you!

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

2. Fool Me Once, Shame On You. Fool Me Twice Ya Can't Get Fooled Again See?

[WilliamPitt]

Are you series?

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

14. Pitt A Freeper Infiltrator? That's Hugh!!!!!!!111111

I'm gonna call CHB to write a story bout it

:)

[warrens]

92. This is very SERIES1111

We may have misunderestimated him.

[TheWatcher]

55. I should have known you have been STOCKING all of us.

You're a TRADER!

[bbinacan]

3. Oh hell

We knew it was you. Try a new screen name next time.

[WilliamPitt]

4. Hugh

[bbinacan]

20. That works

[Oversea Visitor]

5. Yeah yeah

go get a brain morans111 series111
Andy say Will has too much to drink.

[WilliamPitt]

7. I am Hugh

(ain't drinking these days)

[Oversea Visitor]

17. WHAT

Don't you dare stop. Every drop means less for bush.
Don't want him to mistake the red button for a toilet flusher hic hic.

[ticapnews]

29. I bet you say that to all the girls

But size doesn't matter :P

[Crunchy Frog]

44. So you're a member of the Borg Collective as well?

Are we all going to be assimilated?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

94. Hello......

Just wanted to say I love love love your flying dove......

Haven't seen you in the Lounge before....Welcome!


:hi:

[linazelle]

6. Dammmnnn youuuu Will Pitt! See you at Free Republic!

:hi:

[Hello_Kitty]

8. I knew it!

This whole site is nefarious freeper plot to entrap liberals for future "renditioning". Fiendishly clever, my friend, fiendishly clever....

[Richard Steele]

15. Lol, less than 60 seconds apart.

"Great minds, yadayadayada...."

[Richard Steele]

9. I knew it!

You were just too good to be real.
I've been telling people about you for months,
and they called me crazy.

Who's laughing now?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

(ps: sfexpat is actually agent Mike, right? You can tell ME.)

[LittleClarkie]

10. Will you have to kill us now that we know the truth?

Dude, I think you were supposed to keep that under your hat...

[WilliamPitt]

24. Nah

Just report you to DHS.

[Solomon]

11. Hey. Hey. That's Not Funny, Will.

[WilliamPitt]

25. It's funy and hugh

I'm series.

[savemefromdumbya]

12. Groovy baby!

[BikeWriter]

13. Thats hugh!!!!!!!!111 Im series!

[lpbk2713]

16. How do you like your Tombstone?

[WilliamPitt]

27. I've been tombstoned before

It's very liberating.

[SidDithers]

72. I see Pickles has changed her hair again...

She's wearing it pulled back now.

Sid

[yvr girl]

18. That expensive Scotch was a dead give-away

FREEPER Will. Now I know why Boomer is after you all the time - he was on to you.

[Nevernose]

19. Okay, Pitt, what about that one mod who ran the gungeon?

The guy who was in charge of the gungeon back in 2001? His name started with the letter "O?"

Okay, so I don't remeber his name. But that's either because of my A) complete lack of short and long term memory, or B) because the freepers, trolls, and attempted disruptors at DU have been such a minor nuisance since Selection 2000 that they're not even worth thinking about, C) because the very few posts I've had deleted have been because I acted like an asshole, or D) All of the Above.

And yes, Will, I knew all along that the books you wrote and the speaking tours you went on were all just an elaborate ploy to make us all look like jerks. Why else would you talk in front of people if not to embarrass me, personally, on the forums at DU?

[WilliamPitt]

34. Mwah hah hah

[EFerrari]

21. Yeah? Here's your sign

[WilliamPitt]

23. See the bald guy with the green shirt in the distance?

Yours truly.

[EFerrari]

36. LOL!

Merry Festivus, my friend. :hug:

[donheld]

68. Here I thought that was Jeff Gannon

You just trying to get * to rub your head.

[question everything]

61. OK agent Mike

(see post #9, above)

[FlemingsGhost]

22. Have you been stocking me?

:shrug:

You are really a Yankee fan , too, aren't ya?

[hyphenate]

26. Boy

you sure lasted a long time! As Anne Robinson might say, "You ARE the weakest link. Goodbye!!"

I think all of us in our hearts want to have a little freeper in all of us. About an atom's worth. :rofl:

[Jara sang]

28. I am a secret Freeper carburetor.

Lying in pieces on blanket in the front yard of a mobile home, beneath an engine block hanging from a tree on a heavy duty chain.

[WilliamPitt]

32. What do a Freeper and a sperm have in common?

Both have a one in a million chance of becoming a human being.

[amerikat]

46. It's one in a Brazillion

but who's counting?

[question everything]

30. What, you need to fill your quota of daily posts?

or are they weekly?

:toast:

[WilliamPitt]

33. Hourly

[BeHereNow]

51. Weakly and ourly! N/T

bhn

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

31. No. I served with Secret Freeper Infiltrators

and you are no secret freeper infiltrator.

[ticapnews]

35. I know FReeper infiltrators

I've served with FReeper infiltrators.
Some FReeper infiltrators are friends of mine.

William Pitt, you are no FReeper infiltrator.

:P

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

41. Hey. that just expands on my post

you... you....

[Dr.Phool]

37. We'll have you "whacked" within hours. Die Dog!!!!

[La_Fourmi_Rouge]

38. I am Spartacus!

[bleever]

39. Well, duh!

Of course you'd say that, to make us think it was impossible that you really really were, and of course I'd post this response suggesting sufficient layers of irony that neither of us could be infiltrators (which we aren't).

Seriously.


:thumbsup:

[EFerrari]

40. You've gotta be kidding.

:rofl:

[WilliamPitt]

42. I'm confused

[bleever]

77. Just watchin' yer back.

(BTW, Happy Holidays, Chuck).

:thumbsup:

[Crunchy Frog]

43. Ah, you never had me fooled.

I've always been onto ya.;)

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

45. OMG!!! OMG!!!

Does that mean your mom is really...

RimJob?!

Say it ain't so, Joe.

[radio4progressives]

47. I have a Question Will...

A little clarification if you don't mind... ;)

To your knowledge has there been an updated report or a correction made on the statement made by a Schumer staff (aide?)regarding the "Iraq is Good for America" quote, which Cindy reported to pda meeting a few months ago?

here's the link...

http://www.archive.org/download/ToddSmythUDC092505UDC09...

[RandomKoolzip]

48. This is you with the banjo in this picture, is it not?

Pitt, you magnificent son of a bitch, I bought your album!

[symbolman]

66. Those are the biggest aborted fetuses I've ever seen..

Weren't they bought out by Bob Roberts? I think be stole their music..

Really wondering if I can DL these guys online, bet it's a scream.

And I'll believe that Will Pitt is a Freeper when I believe that he's quit drinking... wait a minute, of course he quit drinking, it's all clear to me now, it's because he owes me a beer :)

[Bushy Being Born]

75. You can actually download them!

Go here!

http://www.conelrad.com/media/atomicmusic/sh_boom.php?platter=25

Also be sure to check out the "Anti-Baez", Janet Greene. She's priceless.

http://www.conelrad.com/media/atomicmusic/sh_boom.php?platter=26

That whole site is a hilarious and quite scary document of times passed.

[bleever]

85. Pretty damn funny. I listened to a few selections.

Welcome to DU, Bushy Being Born!

[Bushy Being Born]

98. Yes, be careful of the commie lies!

Swallow them and freedom dies! :D

Hey, Baez had nothing on her!

And thank you, bleever! :toast:

[symbolman]

88. This Great stuff

I thought that Bob Roberts had invented this genre, but this takes it over the top.. why weren't these guys on Animal House, the film? :)

Might be some fun music to make a few Flash animations to, thanks!

[Bushy Being Born]

96. Yes! And remember there is absolutely no irony involved,

they were really dead serious about what they sang! It just makes it so much funnier...

A while ago on the Whitehouse.org site, they'd put up mp3s from an old Christian bluegrass album that John Ashcroft did in the 60s! I can't find it now, but that was hilarious too! March on, armies for the Lord, stuff like that. And the cover featured him and his singing partner looking closetly gay together in their ugly 'republican' hairstyles, if you know what I mean. ;) Does anyone know where that stuff went??

[The_Casual_Observer]

49. This is going to be hugh on moran underground.

I can see it now, "Do you think it's true?"

[BeHereNow]

50. Wel, now that the cat is out off the bag Wil...

I gues I can let you no that the
enfilltrater meteing time has ben chagned four
next weak...
PeeM me and I wil tel you the knew time and playse.
BHN

[EFerrari]

52. Oh Lord or Cosmic Muffin!

:rofl:

[BeHereNow]

53. Do Knot Wory sfexpat2000

I wil PeeM you two with the knew infromashun.
BHN
Editeed to say:
Sory, I mint to say enformation (bhn)

[EFerrari]

54. Pleese doo!

:rofl:

[BeHereNow]

57. Okey! Know problem!

:rofl:
I wil rite two you emmediatly with the enformation.
BHN

[BeHereNow]

58. You no, I am wandering about Wil, he can't spel enfiltrater!

Doo you think he is reely one off us?
Let me no wat you think-
I don't want to tel him about the
meating if he is knot reely a freaper enfiltrater
like us.
BHN

[NMMNG]

56. Liar

The mere fact that you know how to use spell-check proves the opposite.

[Pachamama]

59. I met you in person...your too cute to be a Freeper...

:hug:

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

60. I knew it. You've proposed to Bev Harris, haven't you!

It's all about the book deal, eh? :rofl:

[ohio_liberal]

70. Please

It's already apparent that he is Bev Harris' bastard love child. :scared:

[BigBearJohn]

62. Hittin the bottle before New Years eh? Starting your own party?

[Chipper Chat]

63. This hit me right in the pitt of my stomach!

Jeemeny freepers!

[proud2BlibKansan]

64. Please say it isn't so

[TheBaldyMan]

65. ditto

Doh! you caught me out.

[donheld]

67. Hugh bet Hugh are

I'm series. I suspected you for a moran. :evilgrin:

[bowens43]

69. Ever read 'Mother Night'?

[emulatorloo]

71. Why are you blowing your deep deep deep cover now?

Shouldn't you wait until Bush is elected for his 3rd term?

[Raster]

73. bend over big boy

[B Calm]

74. Should we all hit our alert button?

[bigtree]

76. Jeez! It's happened!

now, where's that cyanide?

[FreedomAngel82]

78. You effin fool!

}(

[bpilgrim]

79. you are a clown

:evilgrin:

peace

[Redroach]

80. Here ya go, Freep

:toast:

[ProfessorGAC]

81. That's Not A Secret

We broke the code long ago! You think NSA was only spying on us?
The Professor

[Media_Lies_Daily]

82. I am Batman! Come, Robin...there is much work to be done!

[ChickMagic]

83. Dang!

I'm usually better at picking out the freeps! You had me fooled... :freak:

[Bake]

84. Pitt actually IS RimJob!

I have the photos.

Bake

[walldude]

86. Yeah... and your point?

:toast:

[DrGonzoLives]

87. So am I

After all, I support the second amendment...clearly I am a frothing-at-the-mouth Freeper who wants to control women's uteruses and enforce Christian law.

[KamaAina]

89. Oh, the horror! You're not also a secret Yankee fan, are you?

:scared:

:-)

[Scout1071]

90. You, sir, are a dirty pirate hooker. n/t

[Warren DeMontague]

91. I thought your name was "Chuck Bungfeeb"

I'm so confused.

[RetroLounge]

93. Tainted Love

RL

[redqueen]

95. Damn you're good... you've even mastered spelling, usage and punctuation!

You sure had me fooled.

:(

[SOteric]

97. That explains why you make in your pants sometimes.

[bridgit]

99. all right...

[ismnotwasm]

100. I was wondering who it was

Phew, what a relief. The suspense was killing me.