Gals - looking for a boyfriend? How about a 30-something son of a Beatle?

[LynneSin]

http://www.nypost.com/gossip/pagesix/59541.htm

December 28, 2005 -- SEAN Lennon is determined to kick off the New Year with a new girlfriend - and he's asking PAGE SIX to help him find one. "Any girl who is interested must simply be born female and between the ages of 18 and 45," John Lennon's singer/songwriter son, 30, told us. "They must have an IQ above 130 and they must be honest. They must not have any clinical, psychological disorders . . . and a kind heart. Clearly beautiful - but beauty on the inside is more important - but no deformities, third legs, fifth nipples . . . I'm completely alone and I'm completely miserable. So please send your request to ." Ladies, we await your responses.



He's grown up a cutie. Hey, I should send in my response. I mean, I'm in the right age bracket, high IQ and last I checked no spare nipples or legs that I'm aware of!

[GOPisEvil]

1. He needs to meet a razor and a barber.

But that's just my opinion. Good luck, Sean.

[LynneSin]

3. I think he looks fine. Anyhow, he's not looking for a man

so what does it matter what you think!

[CAcyclist]

47. And a fitness trainer

plus a therapist. He's going to be just as miserable with a girl as without one after the initial euphoria wears off.

[LisaL]

2. Must be born female?

Well, looks like I am out of luck, then.
:evilgrin:

[billyskank]

4. Go for it Lynne!

I mean, why the hell not? :)

[KamaAina]

5. Fifth nipples??!!

Ye gods! Is he looking for a woman or a cat? Ah well, I would imagine he has access to the really good stuff... :smoke:

[billyskank]

7. Yeah

So all he wants is a female, 18-40, highly intelligent, not crazy, with four breasts. I mean, who isn't?

[RetroLounge]

6. George's kid is cuter

Sean and Dhani



RL

[jane_pippin]

13. George's kid looks like my brother.

They could be twins--it's nuts.

He was in MOJO right around when George died, so I tried to be all nonchalant and showed our mom the picture.

"Hey mom, look, ________ is in this magazine for some reason! Freaky!"

I was *this* close to having my mom fooled.

Ah, good times.

Unless there's something my momma's not telling us. Then, :spank: to her.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

50. yep.

look at the pic i posted below... :D

[In_The_Wind]

8. Damn!

I'm too old again!

[LynneSin]

9. Just lie and say you're 43

no one will know the difference and you can pull it off!

[In_The_Wind]

10. You're so sweet!

[Z_I_Peevey]

11. You and me both.

Perhaps Julian would take us out for a test drive.

[In_The_Wind]

14. Honey ~ If ...

he takes us out ...

he'll stop lookin'.

[Z_I_Peevey]

20. True...

but do you have the patience to train a young'un? I don't.

[Scooter24]

12. Go for it!

:D

[Bucky]

15. "born female" (snort). Jeeze, what's his problem?

And a 139 IQ? Dude, get a wife!

[LynneSin]

16. I think that's what he's trying to do

:shrug:

[tishaLA]

17. He can't match nouns and pronouns

and he has the nerve to ask for someone with an IQ over 130? To waste on him?

[Bucky]

19. There's probably some half moronic tranny out there he's too blind to see

Some people just refuse to grasp happiness.

[AntiCoup2K4]

37. Well of course there is a half moronic tranny out there........

....but do you really want to put John Lennon's kid through THAT kind of Hell? :scared:

[Seabiscuit]

18. Ooops. Wrong sex.

[Deja Q]

26. The only 'right sex' is the missionary position...

Probably Sean's only way of doing it too...

:yoiks:

[Left Is Write]

21. No can do.

First, I'm married, and not looking for a boyfriend.

Second, I remember when he was a five-year-old boy. I could have been his babysitter.

Truth be told, though, he's only slightly younger than my husband, who is a couple of months away from 32.

[edbermac]

22. You gotta be kidding me!!

He's probably getting as much first class poon as his old man did...I mean, do you really think he has to WORK at this?? Probably as hard as JFK Jr did...

[LynneSin]

23. Probably harder than JFK Jr. I mean Junior was absolutely fine looking

Sean looks like he needs a little work!

[Deja Q]

24. Sean leaves his personals ad wide open for delicious misinterpretation...

:rofl:

How about 'born female, don't care if you became a male'?

Oh, I am female in soul. Always have been. Do I count? I mean, it's the soul that matters - right?

Wait, I've got deformities - eczema, hypoglycemia, atrophied legs, Asperger's Syndrome... obviously not good enough for the Master Race.

Fuck the little hairy holier-than-though nazi brat. And not in the good way. x(

[Straight Shooter]

25. My advice to Sean is to place an icognito personal ad.

Just jump in there like everyone else does on the dating service of his choice for the Internet, but without revealing his "true" identity, which is probably causing enough obstacles anyway. Take it slow and make it last.

(I also would like to see a more cleanshaven look, but that's just me.)

Yeah, and one more thing, Sean, get rid of the obsession over IQ. The most intelligent people in the world are often the dumbest people in the world, if you know what I mean, and artistic genius and people smarts cannot be measured on the IQ scale.

[LynneSin]

27. In defense of the IQ Standard

The lower the IQ the greater chance you'll end up with some Bush-loving idiot. I mean, hell I don't think you need more than an IQ of 99 to see how Bush is ruining this country. It's the only explanation of how Bush still gets 38% approval rating - just too dumb to know better!

[Straight Shooter]

30. I disagree with the IQ assessment.

I honestly believe there are just as many, if not more, bush-loving people who can claim a high IQ as there are at the opposite end of the spectrum.

That would make a helluva research subject, wouldn't it? :)

[shrike]

45. I think what he means is, somebody smart

I doubt he'll ask for an exact number. Although if he does, he deserves to be alone.

[Misunderestimator]

28. He really needs to shave his neck.

[Amaya]

29. No thanks

not my style...

[ragin_acadian]

31. that's a kind of crappy set of expectations,

not that what he is asking for is bad, but just that he has a set of parameters.

i hope he stays single with his demanding tastes, long enough to be totally miserable.

[LisaL]

32. He doesn't want his wife to have a third leg.

I think it's completely reasonable.

[ragin_acadian]

33. but doesn't a girl with a third leg,

deserve just as much love as any other girl?

:D

seriously though(if the third leg refers to a mutation, as opposed to an operation), wouldn't keeping an open mind be a good idea in looking for a mate, or are we just blathering about a spoiled kid with expectations?

[XemaSab]

34. Considering that his dad's bandmate

Married a woman with one leg, I think it sounds a bit tacky.

[LisaL]

36. To his credit, he said nothing about women with one leg.

It's three legged women he doesn't want.

[XemaSab]

38. You're right

To his credit, he did specify up front that three-legged women would not be welcome.

I bet that really narrows it down for him. :eyes:

[XemaSab]

35. Is he Yoko spawn?

:shrug:

[displacedtexan]

39. Yep.

The mother-in-law from hell, anyone?

Didn't they let him run around in dirty diapers until he went to school?

I remember reading about their, um, interesting parenting ideas.

[Bridget Burke]

41. The phrase "Mother-in-Law from Hell" immediately occurred to me, too.

Perhaps she would sing at the wedding?

[XemaSab]

43. *deal breaker*

:P

[lizziegrace]

40. Nah

Too young for me and too old for my daughter. Besides, she's :loveya: with George's son Dhani.

[underpants]

42. 1.are you now or have you ever been a man? 2. History of female baldness

in your family 3.WILD CARD

Three questions-everyone should have them-those were mine

[shrike]

44. Damn. I qualify.

Too bad for him I'm married. Although I suppose ADD DOES count as a disorder. But it's under control and makes me interesting. If he's that lonely he shouldn't mind.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, BTW. My husband thinks I'm hot, but who knows if Sean would?

I think the fifth nipple bit, etc., is his attempt at humor. I don't find it offensive in the least that he wants a smart woman. I find it attractive, in fact.

The biggest set of baggage he carries with him is Yoko ...

[skygazer]

46. He doesn't want clinical, psychological disorders

Years of living with his mother must have prompted that one.

[lukasahero]

48. "must simply be..."

"born female and between the ages of 18 and 45...They must have an IQ above 130 and they must be honest. They must not have any clinical, psychological disorders... and a kind heart. Clearly beautiful - but beauty on the inside is more important - but no deformities, third legs, fifth nipples"

Um, hey Sean, it stops being "simple" after the third or fourth requirement...

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

49. If it was Dhani Harrison, I might've actually done this.

Not gonna lie...



va vooom

[madeline_con]

51. No clinical or psych disorders, huh?

Well. IMHO, he must have some of his own if he's really doing this to get a date. Strange...

[redqueen]

52. Awww that's so sad!

How can a cutie like him be having trouble? :(

[tjdee]

53. I don't know my IQ, but um...the facial hair is to be hiding the chubb?

Is that what he's thinking?

I'm sorry that he's so lonely, and I'd probably go out with him if he asked. But just from what he told Page Six, seems like he's the type that "thinks" what he wants is simple, but really it's not.

[WI_DEM]

54. Is this a publicity stunt by him?

Why would he a not bad looking multi-millionaire need help finding a date?