What DUer would you like to have a torrid affair with?

[LeftyMom]

Gawd, such an obvious (and fun!) copycat but nobody else did it.

So spill it everybody. :D

[dpbrown]

1. This sounds like trouble...

:scared:

[FuzzySlippers]

2. One, and only one, DUer floats my boat.

[merh]

4. LOL

Be careful with that one in the water - the shock may not be worth the passion. :rofl:

[FuzzySlippers]

The shocks are the best part!!!

:o

[merh]

15. I never considered that.

:silly:

[FuzzySlippers]

18. Yup! It's the robot's version of the orgasm.

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[merh]

23. LOL

Well, I suppose they are entitled to them too. :smoke:

[RevCheesehead]

24. .

:spray:
:rofl:
:rofl:
:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

25. Snork!

:spray:

[0007]

154. What a way to shoot off some ....sparks

[RevCheesehead]

3. Torrid?

Hmmm....
:pals: :hug: :blush: :dilemma: :evilgrin: :9 :hide: :loveya: :blush: :bounce::bounce: :* B-) :loveya: :loveya: :woohoo: :smoke:

I'm not sayin'. :P

[LeftyMom]

5. Me either

'cause, it's a secret. :rofl:

[Redstone]

6. I didn't know that ministers DID "torrid."

My, how times have changed.

Redstone

[RevCheesehead]

10. Ain't it grand??

;)

(Have you ever seen "The Vicar of Dibley"? That's me.)

[Redstone]

13. No, I haven't. Is it a movie?

Redstone

[RevCheesehead]

17. British comedy TV

PBS or BBC America...

That's me... except for the hair (mine's red)... and, I'm taller.

[Redstone]

19. You must be a GIANT, then...those guys don't even come up to that

vicar's shoulders. Or are the guys just really short?

Redstone

[RevCheesehead]

21. Sometimes I think you say stuff like that on porpoise.

Gimme your good shoulder: :spank:

[Redstone]

28. Who, me? Nah.

That must be a real work of fiction, though...imagine an English woman with an active libido.

Though it's not the English women's fault; it's the men, being that English men are the only ones in the world who prefer their beer warm and their women cold.

And you can go ahead and whack me on the bad shoulder; you couldn't make it any worse tonight unless you had a jackhammer - Hey! hang up the phone; I know you're calling the construction-equipment-rental place!

A tall redhead...there was a time, years back, when that description would have started me down the road to impure thoughts.

Redstone

[RevCheesehead]

29. You are still the smoooooooth talker, Mr. Redstone.

And what, exactly, leads you to believe that I would be at the end of that road? :evilgrin:

[Redstone]

33. Who, me? Smooth? What'd I say to make you think that?

Just saying, tall redheads, no smoothness there.

What?

Redstone

[FuzzySlippers]

31. I LOVE "The Vicar of Dibley"!

Owen -- "I'll go get the condom."

Funniest line EVAH!

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

32. I confess....

There's a LOT of her in me. ;)

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/RevCheesehead/Pics%20from%20Mom/2PastorR1101.bmp

[FuzzySlippers]

35. You're much more bawdy.

:P

[RevCheesehead]

36. Thank you, Ms. Slippers!

I can be - at least, on here. :woohoo:
In real life, not so much. O8)

[Arkansas Granny]

114. I just love that show. My favorite character is Alice.

[Oeditpus Rex]

30. Does your hair get as messed up

as Geraldine's when she came downstairs "that time"? :evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

34. * ahem *

... there's a way to find out. ;)

[Oeditpus Rex]

37. Hmmm

Red hair flyin' around the room like that might be kinda... :scared:

[Laelth]

8. I'm not responding to the OP either.

But I really like your smiley sequence. Maybe a little more of the bouncy would be good, but what you've got is very ... expressive. :D

-Laelth

[RevCheesehead]

12. You're right...

Bouncing should more properly be done in pairs.

[Laelth]

16. Very nice!

-Laelth

[SeattleGirl]

7. Well, I'm not afraid it say! It would definitely have to be

:hide:

[Redstone]

9. Aha! So now we know it's the DUer named Poppy Chimney.

Redstone

[SeattleGirl]

14. Oh damn, I gave it away!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[NewJeffCT]

11. So many choices, but my pick would be...

probably lionesspriyanka. beautiful, sexy and she seems like she'd be fun.

Not that it would ever happen. But, if I had my choice.

[Aristus]

39. Back off, NewJeff!

I'll fight you for her! B-)





Okay, not really; I'm happily married. But, oh lioness..........

[NewJeffCT]

62. I think a lot of guys would fight over her...

I wouldn't, since I'm happily married, too.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

72. thank you my dear married men

:P

[NewJeffCT]

94. you're most welcome

I think we should be thanking you, however.

[khashka]

20. Yah freakin' wimps!

Only NewJeff has the balls to say it outright! (Nice choice by the way, dude.)

Me: TJ, Swimboy, Xmas.....

Khash.
(you ain't gonna get what you want if you don't ask!)

[NewJeffCT]

26. thanks for the comment

a lot of very attractive women on DU, though.

[LeftyMom]

27. Well there was no point in mentioning mine

Since he knows, the whole lounge knows and in any case I don't think one can have an affair with thier own boyfriend. It just doesn't work that way. :)

You'd be my second choice if it weren't for that whole into men thing you've got going on. ;)

[flvegan]

49. .

I'd like to "mention" yours. You know, put it out there, orally...

[LeftyMom]

53. you are something else, you know that?

:eyes:

[khashka]

58. LeftyMom WANTS me, ha ha ha!

Sorry about the whole gay thing.... (well if it weren't for that gay thing... I could not be held responsible for my actions)

Khash.

(TJ beat her up - she's movin' in on your territory!)

[tjwmason]

66. Why should I?

I'm working on the principle of the more the merrier. :evilgrin:

[khashka]

82. Ok you don't have to beat her up. (That would be really bad)

But you could snarl or something.

You know, just to let me feel appreciated....

Khash.

[tjwmason]

93. I was sweet and lovely to you in another thread

yet you still feel underappreciated?

You poor little darling Khash, come here for a nice big :hug: and rest your weary little head on me. :loveya: :loveya:

I don't mind if you have some fun with other folks - but if they try to take you away from me, then I might change from this calm English exterior and start rampaging through the Lounge leaving dead bodies on all sides. :nuke:

[swimboy]

61. Well

Thank you very much, Sir! :loveya:

[tjwmason]

67. Careful now

When you call him "sir" it really gets him going.

No comments as to my potential affairs, I think that the right people know enough....

[gmoney]

22. Is this a new membership perk?

I knew paying for the star would pay off someday!

I'll take _____, ______________, ________, ________, and/or _____ ____...for starters.

[Oeditpus Rex]

38. Are we limited to just one choice?

:shrug:

[LeftyMom]

40. Certainly not.

:hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

41. Good

But I still ain't sayin'.

[LeftyMom]

42. spoilsport

[Oeditpus Rex]

45. Hey, I don't play poker with five up cards, either

You tell someone out of the blue you want to ravage them, that relationship dynamic's gonna take a drastic turn. I'm not willing to risk friendships over that.

Sorry to serious up your thread. :blush:

[LeftyMom]

46. it's okay

I just needed a silly thread to get to my next milestone, so any post I can reply to is a good one in my book. :D

[Oeditpus Rex]

48. Okay, this oughta be worth two more

What if I said "You"? :evilgrin:



(Knowing full well, o' course, that it ain't gonna happen, what with your heart belonging to another 'n' all.)

[LeftyMom]

50. I knew you meant that

but all the same, when the guy with the huge arms rings your doorbell, throw veal at him then run like hell.

Just kidding. :D

[Oeditpus Rex]

51. Okay, so it's *not* gonna be worth two more

Happy 5,999. Yer on yer own. :P

[LeftyMom]

52. SOrry.

'Scuse me for being perceptive.

I postwhored my way past 6,000 ten minutes ago by now. :D

[Oeditpus Rex]

54. Ah... so not only am I undesirable

I'm obsolete and redundant. :blush:



It's good to know where one stands. :cry:

[LeftyMom]

55. hardly

:hug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

56. Aw, gawrsh

Sometimes the "pathetic" gambit works. :evilgrin:



:hug: :loveya:

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

43. LeftyMom, Though You Don't Know Me, I still got that damn pic of you with

your tongue out stuck in my head. I'm normally a gentleman but I thought you looked sexy as hell. My pick is you :)

[LeftyMom]

44. awww thanks

:blush:

[NMMNG]

47. There are a few here that pique my interest

And they probably already know that. But I'm not coming out and saying it....

[Wapsie B]

57. Hmmm

Guys like me don't think about things like that. ;-)

[Starbucks Anarchist]

59. Any of the women that actually talk to me.

They know who they are. ;)

[Left Is Write]

95. Well, I have talked to you!

And I don't know who I am.

:crazy:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

107. Success!

:evilgrin:

[JohnnyCougar]

60. I have one...

but I haven't seen her on here lately....she might be skiing :)

[In_The_Wind]

63. Darn it!

They all live too far away!

[Strong Atheist]

64. Too new. Don't know. nt.

[Lochloosa]

65. I'll play....

Left is Write....if only she knew

I think it's that damn smile avatar she has...:evilgrin:

[ET Awful]

68. At this point, I'm not too picky

:evilgrin:

[hippiechick]

69. uhhhhh ....

:blush: I don't want to embarass him. And I haven't seen him around in quite awhile, so maybe he's not even a DU'er anymore. Or maybe he's not available anymore.

Errr ... :(

[billyskank]

70. I cannot say

for fear of offending her buff boyfriend. :D

[DS1]

71. Squeech

:D

[La Lioness Priyanka]

73. delete

dupe

[La Lioness Priyanka]

74. since i have an ex wife and an ex lover on this board

i think i am done dating du'ers (though in all fairness one wasnt a du'er before ...i made her a du'er)

[sniffa]

76. i was banned once

i don't count. :loveya:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

77. sniffa i would so have a torrid affair with you and mrs sniffa and bicbabe

[sniffa]

78. wouLd you now?

you're in NYC again, right?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

81. course i would. who wouldnt? and yes i am

:evilgrin:

[sniffa]

86. road trip!

:bounce:

:evilgrin:

[Shell Beau]

87. You're lucky that your gals aren't the jealous type!!

:P

[sniffa]

89. oh, but they're insaneLy jeaLous

in fact, don't teLL them about this thread. ;)

[Shell Beau]

90. Your secret is safe with me!

:P

[La Lioness Priyanka]

88. yay

:bounce:

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

110. you and this entire message board

;)

[sniffa]

133. hey, you're LegaL now right?

:loveya:

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

134. of course!

:loveya:

[Shell Beau]

75. Hmmm, wouldn't everyone like to know!

:evilgrin:


I think we all know who your pick is!! ;)

[LaraMN]

79. Shell, Matthew McConnaughey doesn't count.

:eyes: :rofl:

[Shell Beau]

80. Aw, are you sure?

x(

[billyskank]

83. Well, what's his DU handle then?

:P

[Shell Beau]

85. He doesn't want me to tell b/c it will cause such a fuss!

:silly: :P

[LaurenG]

84. There are a couple

I think are hot but I wouldn't really have an affair. One is gay so that's out and the other I just can't say another word about. No one will never know.

[GirlinContempt]

91. It's, it's....

A secret. :P

[catmandu57]

92. Since she's been gone for two years

I think it's safe to say that catpower2000 tripped my trigger, and my current I'm not saying, but time, distance, and being very married makes it a little fantasy dallience.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

109. i don't miss the drama that occured during that period, but

but it would be cool to see her here again :)

[ghostsofgiants]

96. Myself

[tigereye]

97. he he

you're funny, primate. :hi:

my husband told me, no torrid affairs... unless he's allowed to have some! ;)

[billyskank]

98. Well that seems perfectly fair and reasonable.

:)

[ghostsofgiants]

100. Haha, just realistic.

:P

[redqueen]

99. Should I make a list?

;) Kidding!

There's only two really, and they're both taken. Damn the luck!

[SOteric]

101. Well, heck, if you listen to rumours...

I've already been linked via wagging tongues to myriad fine DU stud-muffins. (I just know the perverted amoung you are trying to imagine linked wagging tongues.)

Since these 'affairs' have been so subtle as to slip past me and almost all of the above-referenced stud-muffins entirely; I guess I could give the rest of DU's stud-muffin collection an interview just to see what I might be missing.


:7

[RubyDuby in GA]

102. Berzerko

Ok, he's actually my husband and doesn't post here a lot, but I'm still up for anything torrid with him :evilgrin:

[davsand]

103. I've had an affair with a DUer .

Then I married him.

Actually that order is wrong--I had the affair with him, married him, then we BOTH became DUers.

And it wasn't really an "affair" because neither of us had ever been married before--so I dunno--maybe I shouldn't have posted here in this thread...



Kevsand rocks my world, however! :)



Laura

[LaraMN]

104. Whichever one can guess my middle name.

..........
??????????

[Taverner]

113. Janice?

Clarice?
Constance?

[LaraMN]

115. Nope. nope. nope.

Lara JANICE? Really, Taverner, you could do so much better!:P

[Taverner]

116. Lara Jeanine?

Lara Jane?

Lara Michelle?

[LaraMN]

119. Not even close. You could guess forever, believe me...

...you'll never get it....

[Taverner]

121. Ricardo? Svengali? Aluminium?

[LaraMN]

126. No, No, No...

but my subject line's helpful...

[Richardo]

152. Lara Forever?

:shrug: Just reading the subject line...

[Taverner]

124. Egads!

[leftofthedial]

129. M

[dpbrown]

156. Deserae

I'm only making one guess...


But I think it's a family name that you got tagged with.


Hmmmm....powers of ESP...make watching Psychic Detectives all those weeks rub off....

Huh? Huh? Huh?

???????????????????

[madeline_con]

105. How old is Skinner anyway? eom

[XemaSab]

106. The text "XemaSab" was not found on this page!

:cry:

[billyskank]

127. That's what you think

:)

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

108. awwww

leftpeoplefinishfirst not found?

you guys :(

[billyskank]

111. XemaSab

:pals:

[XemaSab]

130. Awwwww! Thanks!!!!!

:pals:

[SeattleGirl]

112. Nobody wants me?

:cry:

[WCGreen]

125. You have got to be kidding......

[SeattleGirl]

128. Well, nobody mentioned me :-(

I guess Mistress SeattleGirl, the Reverend High Priestess of the Church of Ethereal Pleasure, has lost her touch! :shrug:

[Wapsie B]

131. Au Contrair my dearest SeattleGirl

I am not always one to divulge things like that to anyone. But rest assured you're on the list. Oh yeah. ;-)

:loveya:

[SeattleGirl]

132. Oh bwa! I should have known!

:loveya:

[Wapsie B]

142. Yes dear god in heaven.

A thousand times yes.

:loveya:

[SeattleGirl]

144. You did it again!

:blush:

[Wapsie B]

145. Cool.

:)

Just working my charms ma'am.

[SeattleGirl]

146. And what chrarms they are!

:evilgrin:

[Wapsie B]

149. You just seem to draw that out of me.

:evilgrin:

[Taverner]

117. I'm not gonna answer this

Just ain't!

[Shell Beau]

118. .

x(

[Taverner]

120. Ok here's a hint

Their name has a vowel in it :P

[Shell Beau]

122. .

x(



































;)

[Taverner]

123. Well

[bertha katzenengel]

135. Oh, man, if I answered this...

there would be hell to pay in at least three states. :evilgrin:

[bigwillq]

136. delete

sorry.

[Guava Jelly]

137. so many hot duers to choose from

how about an orgy
me and all the hot ladies of du :O)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

138. Quinn

But alas, he's a cat. And ETAwful probably wouldn't stand for it anyway.

[flvegan]

139. Nobody chose me. I can do "torrid" well. I swear!!!!!!

Sigh.

I could...prove it, if only...only...if only given a chance.

[LeftyMom]

140. Shut up, you tofu-munching tramp

Nobody likes you. :eyes:

[Beaverhausen]

143. Hey now, I like him!

But since today is my 5 year anniversary with my real life honey I'm gonna leave him for you!

edit...that did not come out right but I don't feel like fixing it. I'll leave everyone to wonder what the hell I meant.

[KamaAina]

141. Gee, here's a shocker: Most of them do not frequent the lounge

most of those who do seem to be batting for the other team. Dratted Toast-R-Ovens!

[uppityperson]

147. Parrcrow of course

Parrcrow never gets mentioned in lust or torrid affairs threads, so here goes! Lust
torrid
turgidity
lust
affairs
pant pant pant?

[no name no slogan]

148. Been there. Doing that.

She knows who she is ;)

[usedtobesick]

150. I am already.......

it must be something in the water... well, affair is the wrong word but the torrid. :evilgrin: Always

[sakabatou]

151. Dunno

Anyone want a torrid affair with me?

[Deja Q]

153. Well, I now know how people truly feel about me.

:D :shrug:

[Jamastiene]

155. BuffyTheFundieSlayer.

:loveya:

[dpbrown]

157. Are you kidding?

Have you seen a picture thread lately!!!


The eye-candy is torrid around here!


:D